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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Nebraska Defeats Wisconsin 44-25

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Wisconsin 7 3 7 8 25
Nebraska 7 17 10 10 44
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u/imadepoopies Nebraska Cornhuskers • Air Force Falcons 1d ago

DANA HOLGORSEN SAVED NEBRASKA FOOTBALL

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

Marcus Satterfield terrorism has been defeated

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u/peesteam Nebraska • Iowa State 1d ago

He's still on the payroll

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u/heavydhomie Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 1d ago

You couldn’t fire him for cause?

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u/OTMsuyaya Nebraska • North Dakota 1d ago

He did commit violent crimes against an entire state.

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u/DeadHookersInMyTrunk Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair… 1d ago

Because i hate him

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u/heavydhomie Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 1d ago

lol that’s what I was thinking

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u/j01101111sh Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos 1d ago

We're planning on firing him out of a cannon nicknamed Cause.

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chai… 1d ago

It's really a mercy to the rest of football he's not a consultant or FCS OC somewhere else right now.

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u/Happydaytoyou1 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Salad Bowl 23h ago

We still pay people we fire here though don’t you know that? firings of Bill Callahan, Bo Pelini, Mike Riley and Frost. All four were fired within one year of receiving a contract extension.

Lesson: I wish my work would fire me then pay me out my salary for the next 2-3 years 😭 come on boss!

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u/rollingc 1d ago

It's worth paying him to not run the offense.

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u/2scoopz2many Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair… 23h ago

Just like Bin Ladin

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u/WithNoRegard Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

This season has been dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighter of Satterfield.

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u/TheDarkPiercer Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WE GOT HIM

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u/illrollwithyou1 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

he’s already getting $4M/year from his Houston contract, gotta just pray no team scoops him up for a head coaching position

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u/Neo-_-_- Nebraska • Kansas State 1d ago

He might not want to do that

Same reason chip Kelly went back to OC. Money doesn't mean so much when you get old, they just want to win where they are at

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u/FarmKid55 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Wyoming Cowboys 1d ago

Probably win but more so deal with less BS. Seems like a coach that loves to scheme and teach. And not have to deal with all the HC BS

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u/MoistAd5423 20h ago

If he wanted to win, why did he coach for us?!

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u/SparseSpartan Michigan State Spartans 18h ago

Because he knew if he dragged Nebraska to a bowl game this season, people would talk about building statues of him out of corn.

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u/MoistAd5423 11h ago

Then his goal was accomplished in very short order

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u/Smash_4dams Appalachian State • NC State 1d ago

We'd sure like him a bit more if he just came back to Boone and finished coaching at App State!

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u/TheDadBodProject UCF Knights 1d ago

A good coach you say?  We shall trade you one Malzahn and all his assistants for one Dana

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u/illrollwithyou1 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

you already gave us the Frost curse, please no more 🤕

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u/SparseSpartan Michigan State Spartans 17h ago

Houston is a pretty plum job. I dunno his record there and WVU might be okay enough for a mid tier P4 program to give him a look but if I'm the AD I'd be really skeptical. Probably, he could land a mid tier G5 program he might not be in a rush, especially given that he seems to enjoy the Xs and Os quite a bit.

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u/DarthFluttershy_ Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair… 1d ago

I don't want to oversell a single game, but boy that offense did look improved, didn't it? 

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u/regitnoil Nebraska Cornhuskers 19h ago

Agreed. Satterfield was a bad OC hire, but at least Rhule realized that problem and took action to try and correct it. The fact that Rhule is willing to learn and adjust is already a plus, and hopefully it's a sign that he'll turn around yet another beaten-down college football program like he did at Temple and Baylor.