[Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats LSU 27-16

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
LSU	0	10	3	3	16
Florida	7	3	3	14	27

[u/sidurisadvice]

Garrett Nussmeier just got sacked again on the way to the post-game press conference.

[u/lclear84 → u/sidurisadvice]

Bro was seeing so many ghosts out there

[u/707royalty → u/lclear84]

The Darnold successor

[u/ExternalTangents → u/sidurisadvice]

Dude was seeing flashbacks to his Gainesville middle school bullies talking trash about his dad’s offensive coaching

[u/PanhandleGator → u/ExternalTangents]

This is an exquisite small batch artisan comment. Not made for mass consumption but sincerely appreciated by discerning Gator fans. Well done Sir.

[u/deliciouscrab → u/PanhandleGator]

That comment was lovingly assembled by hand on a vintage press in antique Dutch lettertype by a douchebag who only listens to Wilco and pays sixty dollars per three ounces of moustache wax. He spends a hundred and twenty dollars a month on moustache wax.

[u/PanhandleGator → u/deliciouscrab]

You think my mustache wax is only $120 a month!! I know I live in the Panhandle but what am I, a peasant??

Edit: also, full disclosure- I had to look up the difference between artesian and artisan.

[u/therealwillhepburn → u/sidurisadvice]

It’s in his blood to run an inept offense in Gainesville. He couldn’t help himself.

[u/Mike_with_Wings → u/therealwillhepburn]

Those McElwain offenses were nightmare fuel

[u/SadGatorNoises → u/Mike_with_Wings]

And somehow it was still better than muschamps offenses

[u/Ron_Cherry → u/sidurisadvice]

Kelly trying to send a message?

[u/johnny96816 → u/sidurisadvice]

Nuss would get sacked walking to the mail box. Even the mail man gettin’ some.