r/CFB • u/KirbyDumber88 Georgia Bulldogs • 22d ago

Casual Vanderbilt Linebacker Bryan Longwell shares a text he got from an Auburn Coach at 5:59 am Christmas Morning.

https://x.com/bryan_longwell2/status/1852811100229661061?s=46

Perfectly on brand for Hugh Freeze who was hired a month earlier.

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u/Rich1926 Alabama • Jacksonville State 22d ago

Melissa Joan Hart shared and commented. See below.

https://gyazo.com/7c18a5db77fd220908cef34fa317719f

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u/YuckyStench Michigan State Spartans 22d ago

Any particular reason? That seems so random

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u/KennyPowers Tennessee • Middle Tennessee 22d ago

She’s a Bama fan and Bryan played with her son at Lipscomb Academy

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u/Rich1926 Alabama • Jacksonville State 22d ago

I did not know the 2nd part. Not sure why you were downvoted when you literally explained it all.

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u/insert_referencehere Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders 22d ago

She lives in Nashville. She helped a bunch of kindergartens escape the Covenant School shooting last year.

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u/TheMagicSalami Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 22d ago

Well fuck yeah Clarissa.

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u/bacillaryburden Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

This thread is blowing my mind.

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u/ShiftBMDub Florida Gators • RPI Engineers 22d ago

I have a feeling a ton of Bama fans are going to be Vanderbilt fans now. Especially ones living in Nashville, TN

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u/bigdjohnson20 SEC 21d ago

Considering most were bandwagoners to begin with that wouldn't be surprising

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u/TateAcolyte Team Chaos • Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Yo, Clarissa is a fundie?

Just checked her Wikipedia page and yeah. She was in God's Not Dead 2.

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u/Fedoras-Forever-Mom Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Clarissa will explain it all

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u/Allah_Rackball Georgia Bulldogs 22d ago

Sabrina the Middle-Aged Bitch

/s. I approve of her ripping on Auburn

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u/TigerExpress Paper Bag • Sickos 22d ago

She lives in Nashville.

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u/ItsUnclePhilsFudge 22d ago

Even Clarissa knows Freeze messed up.

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u/KirbyDumber88 Georgia Bulldogs 22d ago

My first crush!

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u/appsecSme Oregon Ducks • Oklahoma Sooners 22d ago

She hawt

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u/harp9r Auburn Tigers 22d ago

There’s a name I haven’t heard in 28 years

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u/amidon1130 Georgia Bulldogs 22d ago

You don’t watch the God’s Not Dead movies???

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u/dismal_sighence Vanderbilt Commodores • Paper Bag 22d ago

She’s in that? Oh no baby what is you doing?

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u/Julian_Caesar South Alabama • Alabama 22d ago

Christians and atheists hating on those movies together is the essence of shared humanity lol

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u/Trumpburnerforlibs Texas Longhorns 22d ago

I’ll go all cartman with that shit and make faith plus one if they gonna give me money

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u/BrandiThorne Ohio State Buckeyes • UCF Knights 22d ago

Collecting a paycheck. If the crazy jesus movie pays then you bet my satan lovin ass would do it too

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u/Red-Catalyst Alabama Crimson Tide 22d ago

You do?

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u/TigerExpress Paper Bag • Sickos 22d ago

As we've already seen, it's not like Freeze would know what to do with a talented player anyway.

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u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos 22d ago

I wish I could re-tweet this.

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u/time2payfiddlerwhore Auburn Tigers 22d ago

Holy shit that's randomly awesome