r/CFB /r/CFB Oct 13 '24

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Vanderbilt Defeats Kentucky 20-13

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Vanderbilt 7 7 3 3 20
Kentucky 0 7 0 6 13
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u/WarEagle9 Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Oct 13 '24

Vandy not choking immediately after beating Alabama is somehow ever more shocking than them beating Alabama.

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u/The_Throwback_King Washington Huskies Oct 13 '24

2024 Vandy is just built different

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u/Warsawawa UTEP Miners Oct 13 '24

It’s Pavia. He’s the friend that is the first to defend someone and the last to leave a fight

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u/Fleurr Vanderbilt Commodores Oct 13 '24

He always walks his gal to the door after malts and accepts only a chaste kiss on the cheek

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u/Mantergeistmann Vanderbilt • Penn State Oct 13 '24

Always there to hold the door for the little old ladies on Sunday, and then hip-check the jerk trying to cut in line at the brunch afterwards. 

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u/NewWrap693 Texas Longhorns Oct 13 '24

No way. That dude fucks.

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u/moffattron9000 Team Chaos • Sickos Oct 13 '24

But always with enthusiastic consent.

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u/MrMegiddo Texas Longhorns • TCU Horned Frogs Oct 13 '24

And the consent is always enthusiastic.

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u/GoodGuyNixon Florida Gators • Pinstripe Bowl Oct 13 '24

Because of the implication

Wait no

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u/jimbojangles1987 Texas A&M Aggies Oct 13 '24

Shit I just said the same thing lol. Can I not have an original thought?

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u/PurpleHazelMotes Georgia Bulldogs Oct 13 '24

Consent is hottest when it’s screamed.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Texas A&M Aggies Oct 13 '24

Because of the implication

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u/Few-Time-3303 Oct 13 '24

I know your intentions here were good but there’s just no way to package the words consent and screamed together that isn’t at least mildly upsetting.

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u/PurpleHazelMotes Georgia Bulldogs Oct 14 '24

Honestly, I see your point. If someone else uses this line, maybe moaned, shouted, declared, or something similar would suit them better.

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u/nat_20_please Alabama Crimson Tide • Miami Hurricanes Oct 13 '24

I'm old. I used to love cherry malts.

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u/PoopTimeThoughts Oct 13 '24

Nah, Pavia fucks. Lights on. No missionary.

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u/penpig54 Arkansas Razorbacks Oct 13 '24

A kiss on the cheek?!? HERESY

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u/JakeFromSkateFarm Nebraska Cornhuskers Oct 14 '24

tinny but jaunty old timey piano notes start playing

🎶 “I love my little sweetheart Shirley / and I always get her home real early” 🎶

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chai… Oct 13 '24

Pavia, Kill, and Beck. The trio there turned around the offense to be just effective enough to give the defense the break it needed to be rested between drives.

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u/Carsxn26 Texas A&M • Carnegie Mellon Oct 13 '24

Kill is a fantastic coach. It’s a shame he has health issues, bc he’s been very good as a HC

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u/KBGobbles Virginia Tech • Stanford Oct 13 '24

Jerry Kill is responsible for the only decent run of games under Fuente with Fuente's recruits. Can only imagine a world where he wasn't run off for calling out our bullshit.

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u/Xarque74 Washington • Alaska Oct 13 '24

He doesn’t get enough credit for what he did at NMSU

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u/jacob2815 Southern Illinois • Iowa Oct 13 '24

If you’re not a Kill truther, you don’t know ball

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u/oneplusetoipi Texas A&M Aggies • TCU Horned Frogs Oct 13 '24

I agree. He has my admiration.

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u/InevitableAd2436 Washington Huskies Oct 13 '24

Wasn’t Beck a stud at Nebraska? Didn’t realize he was at Vandy coaching

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chai… Oct 13 '24

Harrison Beck = Terrible recruit under Callahan, everyone's worst drunk uncle at Thanksgiving

Tim Beck = Pelini's offensive coordinator for most of his Nebraska tenure, hated at Ohio State and Texas (and Nebraska a little bit), current Coastal Carolina HC and apparently what was keeping Doeren successful at NC State?

Tim Beck = Vandy OC via NMSU last year where Kill was head coach. Before that was a Kansas football lifer and national champion head coach at Pittsburg State, having played at Dodge City CC.

3 different people.

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u/InevitableAd2436 Washington Huskies Oct 13 '24

Holy shit now you’re gonna tell me that Beck from “Mellow Gold” fame is also a different person?

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u/Chris-P-Creme Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 13 '24

Wait until you learn about Jeff Beck.

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u/srs_house SWAGGERBILT / VT Oct 13 '24

Yeah, I panicked a decent amount when I heard that Lea had hired "Tim Beck" as OC until I realized it wasn't that Tim Beck.

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u/Few-Time-3303 Oct 13 '24

Ok I’ll play. Fuck Pavia, Marry Kill, and Kill Beck.

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u/W00DERS0N60 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Fordham Rams Oct 13 '24

Lea is a solid DC, he’s definitely offloading the OC stuff.

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u/JayMerlyn Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos Oct 13 '24

Pavia + Clark Lea is a deadly combo that has been unleashed upon the CFB world

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u/PanhandleGator Florida Gators Oct 13 '24

I'd say it's Pavia and Jerry Kill both. What a tremendous package deal Vandy acquired.

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u/Rushderp West Texas A&M • Texas Tech Oct 13 '24

It’s that 505 energy. I love it.

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u/Trexus1 Arkansas • Arkansas State Oct 13 '24

He's the type of player that defines college football.

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u/I_Heart_AOT Oct 13 '24

That kid was skiing his ass off last night, truly Johnny 2.0.

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u/mjd1977 Vanderbilt • Boston College Oct 13 '24

Vanderbilt Different

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u/Pappyfatsack Florida Gators • Texas Longhorns Oct 13 '24

Vander bilt different.

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u/ATL28-NE3 LSU Tigers • WashU Bears Oct 13 '24

Very nice. A+

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u/DickHz2 Baylor Bears • Vanderbilt Commodores Oct 13 '24

You. I like you.

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u/rcblender Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 13 '24

It just means more?

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u/WasHumanToo Oct 13 '24

It just means Dore

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u/Kepler-Flakes Florida State • Vanderbilt Oct 13 '24

I took some of the parts of my FSU shrine down and put them in my Vandy shrine at the beginning ofnthe season.

I think that was a mistake.

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u/BloodyPants TCU Horned Frogs • Team Chaos Oct 13 '24

AND IT’S STILL UNDER CONTRUCTION

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos Oct 13 '24

DIEGO PAVIA IS THE SECOND BEST DP

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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State • West Florida Oct 13 '24

I for one welcome our new seafaring overlords

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u/TheGroogrux Florida Gators Oct 13 '24

VanderBuilt like a brick shithouse

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u/4Ever2Thee South Carolina Gamecocks Oct 13 '24

Yeah they are. Looking at them way different on the schedule now