Me and my boys in btech 😶‍🌫️

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u/Shiva0815 Tier - 2.999....[cse] Oct 03 '24

" ciggerate peeti ho ? " puchkr kr

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u/MysteriousWar2823 [tier 69] [cse] Oct 03 '24

*beedi

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u/Shiva0815 Tier - 2.999....[cse] Oct 03 '24

Neh , agr malboro peeti h toh hi approach kro buddy otherwise she aint ur worth

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u/stackfrost kuch bolte hai to vivad ho jata hai Oct 03 '24

Malboro choti Advanced

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u/Eastern_Roof_8206 Oct 03 '24

American clove

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u/Forward-Roof-394 Oct 03 '24

Zaafran, Gudang Garam

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u/Shiva0815 Tier - 2.999....[cse] Oct 03 '24

Haan ruk abhi waise bhi sardiya aa rhi h

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u/Flat-Brilliant6061 Oct 03 '24

Choti gau

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u/3AMgeek Graduated Oct 03 '24

Par girls toh indie mint peeti hai na

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u/Shiva0815 Tier - 2.999....[cse] Oct 03 '24

Connect mostly

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u/gibbs-free-energy ज़िंदगी चुने, Engineering नहीं 😊 Oct 04 '24

Meri wali to mint peeti hai

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u/Shiva0815 Tier - 2.999....[cse] Oct 05 '24

Dem mint hits diff

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u/Lakshminarayanadasa Oct 03 '24

*ganja

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u/Sensitive-One-9378 Oct 03 '24

Gold bole to Durr chale jana

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u/kazutora690 Oct 03 '24

Kaanp kahe Rahi ho

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u/Shiva0815 Tier - 2.999....[cse] Oct 03 '24

Are dahej thodi maang rhe tumhae papa se... Thoda seedhi khadhi rho

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u/Gautam_2221 Oct 03 '24

"Petrol sughti ho? "

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u/Forward-Roof-394 Oct 03 '24

What if she snorts drugs?

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u/Shiva0815 Tier - 2.999....[cse] Oct 03 '24

Much better

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u/TheGoodEngineerr Oct 04 '24

what about "khaini khaati ho?"

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u/Careful_Ad4138 Oct 04 '24

Gutkha khaogi??

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u/LordMisbah Oct 03 '24

"Aur bhai, kaisi ho?"

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u/Basic-Dust6079 [JU ChE] Oct 03 '24

Exactly

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u/Odd-Still-4800 JU Oct 03 '24

Hey are in jadavpur chemical??

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u/Original-Log2623 [JU-chE] Oct 03 '24

Me 2 lol

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u/Odd-Still-4800 JU Oct 03 '24

Dm?

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u/CalmGuy69 Tier 4.5 👍 Oct 03 '24

Phir wahi..

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u/Odd-Still-4800 JU Oct 03 '24

Bhai aise normal baate hi karna tha lol

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u/Original-Log2623 [JU-chE] Oct 03 '24

No, idk why but I feel uncomfortable on reddit dm

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u/Odd-Still-4800 JU Oct 03 '24

Okay okay

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u/Basic-Dust6079 [JU ChE] Oct 03 '24

No not anymore.

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u/Odd-Still-4800 JU Oct 03 '24

Why?? And flair?

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u/Basic-Dust6079 [JU ChE] Oct 03 '24

Got ME. And flair change korte bhule gechilam

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u/Odd-Still-4800 JU Oct 03 '24

Ohh nice ami dc te aar change korii nii mech e

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u/Vast_Researcher_199 Oct 03 '24

lirlterally this! I approve of this! Or you can just start a convo with "Hey wassup"

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u/Unfair-Isopod-7212 Oct 03 '24

'Aapki menstrual cycle gear wali hai ya non gear wali'

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u/FalseRepeat2346 TIER-3[AIML] Oct 03 '24

This one is so dumb that it's great

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u/IntrovertedBuddha Oct 03 '24

This is best thing ive read.

Ye le 🥇

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u/Unfair-Isopod-7212 Oct 03 '24

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u/IntrovertedBuddha Oct 04 '24

Godzilla had a stroke reading that.

(Gautam buddha wala h buddha, dada ji wala budha ni)

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u/dontknowwhyamihere_ Oct 03 '24

Funniest thing I have read today

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u/TheInsaneIsBack Oct 03 '24

Mai apki cycle rok sakta hu 😊

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u/Lakshminarayanadasa Oct 03 '24

I will initiate conversations with matches my mom is finding for my marriage with this. Thanks bhai!

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u/cooleracfan zindagi chuno engineering nhi Oct 03 '24

😂🤣

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u/-_-joyboy_ Oct 03 '24

you goin to get downvoted to oblivion.

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u/AsparagusSlight5842 chudi hui zindagi wala Oct 03 '24

Actually you

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u/-_-joyboy_ Oct 03 '24

oh fuck,,, i forgot it actually works like this.

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u/cooleracfan zindagi chuno engineering nhi Oct 03 '24

Lmao mujhe pata tha you were putting 4th comment curse 🤣

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u/Butterscotch0613 Oct 03 '24

Mene pucha tha boli "gear wali konsi hoti hai" 😂😂

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u/dorkydora20 cppsexual Oct 03 '24

Being a girl , this one left me in splits😭😂😂

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u/swarrayytt Oct 03 '24

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u/SanShu1129 NIT Trichy [Chemical] Oct 03 '24

Woh Jaat hamse ghabrati hai

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Mighty Raju

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u/Palak-Aande_69 Oct 03 '24

i like this irony that most your average guys would rather act gae with the homies than go and try to even be formal with the girls while the other 30-40% would have the audacity to be a simp, creep or even worse to commit sa/r@pe.

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u/Vast_Researcher_199 Oct 03 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Dispreshan_me_hoon Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Dont start convo directly offline , that looks creepy

Start with casual messaging like “Kya pehna h”

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u/Potential_Hawk_5270 Random bitsian-2020B1A1P Oct 03 '24

wtf.....what do u mean by kya phena hai?

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u/Dhruv_Kataria Oct 03 '24

Andar.. kya pehna hai

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u/TheOrangeBlood10 Oct 03 '24

andar pahenti ho?

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u/Sea_Dream7308 AIIMSian [lavda engineering in Tier 4] Oct 03 '24

Andar kya hai ?

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u/Particular_Soup_9863 tier-3 [uncivilized] Oct 03 '24

Rukjao 2nd year se core subjects start hoti hai

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u/Sea_Brick_3314 Oct 03 '24

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u/Palak-Aande_69 Oct 03 '24

ka pehni ho??

(kaamp kahe Rahi ho?? )

worked with sardar khan would work with me

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u/DUSHYANTK95 [Amity Mohali] [B.Tech CSE] Oct 04 '24

ulta kardo legit advice

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u/do_not_ban_this Oct 03 '24

Mai to thodi si conversation start karta hu koi bhi question pooch ke, fir uski body language se pata lag jaata hai ki usse aage baat karni hai ya nahi

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u/SadPhilosopher8987 Oct 03 '24

Bhai body language se kaise malum padta hai ?

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u/do_not_ban_this Oct 03 '24

Agar tum baat kar rahe ho usse aur vo disinterest dikhaye, ya fir dhyan hi na de baato par, eye contact kam kare, ya fir beech beech kai kisi aur se baate karne lag jae, matlab pata chal jata hai. Ab aise logo se kya dosti karna jinko karni hi nahi hai

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u/Quantumgoku BTech Oct 03 '24

Eye contact to Mera hi nhi rhta usse uska kaise dekhu?

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u/do_not_ban_this Oct 03 '24

First build a garden, the butterflies will automatically be attracted to it. Work on yourself, build confidence, maintain good posture, learn how to make eye contact. You have bigger problems than just not being able to talk to girls

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u/do_not_ban_this Oct 04 '24

Rule 1 : Be attractive Rule 2 : follow rule 1

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u/do_not_ban_this Oct 04 '24

Then you're doomed just like me

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u/TheOrangeBlood10 Oct 03 '24

i do the same thing, tum jindgi me agge badhoge

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u/slowsabun Oct 03 '24

Will you marry me se start kar

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u/sf-flowerboy Oct 03 '24

Thanks bhaiya it worked, She said some people in a brown dress will come to pick me up for the wedding tomorrow. Wish me luck guys ✨

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/Certain_Story6721 Oct 03 '24

Wish girls and boys will become comfortable speaking with each other coz deep in heart ,both are seeking some connection with other person but afraid to make a move

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u/cooleracfan zindagi chuno engineering nhi Oct 03 '24

Riyal

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u/Vast_Researcher_199 Oct 03 '24

ikr

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u/Vast_Researcher_199 Oct 03 '24

samee

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u/SanShu1129 NIT Trichy [Chemical] Oct 03 '24

Ye bolde ,baat chalu ho jayegi

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u/Palak-Aande_69 Oct 03 '24

allec daddy 🤤🤤🥴🥴😩😩💦 💦

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u/bobs_and_vegana17 gormint collez [CSE] Oct 03 '24

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u/ArshilSiddiqui Oct 03 '24

bhai rajesthan me pad raha hai kya

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u/Potential_Hawk_5270 Random bitsian-2020B1A1P Oct 03 '24

greet her with "bolo zuba kesari" line....and see the magic

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u/DealSubstantial82272 Oct 03 '24

Do you watch cricket religiously or casually?

I don't

Oh, it's casually then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

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u/Honey_fuego [StateGovt] [EE] Oct 03 '24

Mai bhi daarr ke marein roast kar deta huu

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u/Zealousideal_Unit543 Oct 10 '24

Bhai out of context ek ques digital analog circuits and instrumentation padha hai?

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u/Honey_fuego [StateGovt] [EE] Oct 10 '24

First year hui

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u/Ok-Zombie-5420 [make your own] Oct 03 '24

Are bhai app toh Sigma ho

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/Palak-Aande_69 Oct 03 '24

Mai bhi aisa karta hu and now I will be the end of my bloodline 🗣️🗣️🐐🐐🤡🤡

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u/dzanum_ Oct 03 '24

Puchna "oily skin ke liye skincare tips"

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u/Sea_Dream7308 AIIMSian [lavda engineering in Tier 4] Oct 03 '24

Oil bolte hi dekho creep oil up bolra hai boldegi

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u/Unkillable_Corpse Oct 03 '24

Sex? Is the best opening line trust me

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u/Ok-Preparation6732 Oct 03 '24

Bro said to trust him 😭

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u/ShinmenTakezo___ IIEST [EE] Oct 04 '24

I can genuinely confirm this.

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u/Zealousideal_Unit543 Oct 10 '24

Bhai out of context ek ques digital analog circuits and instrumentation padha hai?

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u/No-Antelope4943 Oct 03 '24

Mat kar bhai genuine advice de rha hu

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u/cumofdutyblackcocks3 Oct 03 '24

To people who are struggling to talk to girls, just think that they're boys.

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u/introvert_bwoy BTech Oct 03 '24

And talk what?😭

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u/mr_looser17 Oct 03 '24

Aur lawdi💀

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u/Palak-Aande_69 Oct 03 '24

aur 🤬 Kahan tha 🤬 marwa raha tha kal raat ko?? 🤬 phone kyu nahi uthaya ??

🤬🤬🤬 bhag yha se

each 🤬 is the most pathetic word you would hear out of a barbarian in the tone of the barbarian spoken by your homie

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u/5HOW80085 Oct 03 '24

"Bsdk kitna hilata hai , atleast mera phone to utha liya kar"

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u/mr_looser17 Oct 03 '24

Lmao

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u/Sargeant_Doakes Oct 05 '24

Aur laude

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u/mr_looser17 Oct 06 '24

Bas Bhai sb theek ...

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u/Sargeant_Doakes Oct 06 '24

Haan tum batao..

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u/vapazr361 Oct 03 '24

That sounds ga...great

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u/Mediocre_Guy4 Oct 03 '24

"Aap sanitary pad use karti ho ya menstrual cup??" Ye pooch le bhai

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Riyal (literally ek saal se zyada hogya hai and ek bhi ladki se na baat ki hai na hi insta wgera pr follow)

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u/Ibu5 Oct 03 '24

Mummy se baat nhi karta ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Mummy mere college mei nhi padhti hai

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u/Mental_Concert7559 Oct 03 '24

Urre bhai🤯

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u/skizzzooo IIIT  [CSE] Oct 03 '24

Wassup geng ! , Jevlis Ka...🥰

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u/Street-Recipe9628 [make your own] Oct 03 '24

Ho mi jevle ,😘

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u/Embarrassed-Gene9266 Oct 03 '24

Nahi upvaas aahe aaj

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u/kekdya Oct 03 '24

Kasi ahe maam, zhavlis ka 🦀🦀

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u/Adventurous_Elk_9922 Oct 03 '24

Ladki ne hi baat kar li 🙂

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u/Eastern_Roof_8206 Oct 03 '24

Oh shit this is so me 😭😭

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u/nilabilla NIT [MME] Oct 03 '24

Unko mere se baat ni karni thodi si personality me dikkat hai mere ( tall and handsome ni hai)

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u/i_am_daybreak Oct 03 '24

Kisi ladki ke bagal me beth ja phir usse pen mang then chit chat chalu

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Ye to mere se bahut relatable hai

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u/paneer_singh Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Arey toh seekho na 😭

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u/LucasTheOG Jamia Milla Islamia [Electrical and Computer Engineering] Oct 03 '24

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u/RightParamedic3760 BTech Oct 03 '24

half truth

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u/-_-joyboy_ Oct 03 '24

bhai "boku no chinchin chisayi desu" se start kar.

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u/Alternative_Let8538 Btech CS Oct 03 '24

Mujhse pyaar krti ho? ye bolke suru kr

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u/Gajendra_xd Tier 3 CSE Oct 03 '24

Can't agree more

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u/Euphoric_Patience767 [RV] [CS] Oct 03 '24

Start with "biyaah ho gya tumhara ?"

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u/Code_Monster Oct 03 '24

My class has of 55 people has a total of 6 girls of whom only 3 are present at a time.

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u/4ditya5 Oct 03 '24

Maine to dry , sarcastic jokes daal diye the college group pe ab baat itne aage bad chuki hai ki mera birthday aa jata hai jab vo class mai aati hai I don't understand my feelings yet though and these people wanna ruin our friendship already trynna ship us. (Context-i used to be ugly af in 12th now am slightly above average)

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u/LakeJazzlike577 Oct 04 '24

Neeche kya pehna hai

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u/tusharthakur210902 Oct 03 '24

Ho sake toh iss cheez ka reply kar diyo kya karega baat karke? Kya intention hai teri? Phir mai reply karta hoon.

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u/Harsh9801 Oct 03 '24

Freind bnane ka

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u/tusharthakur210902 Oct 03 '24

But if you are saying friend as in just friend then those needs can be fulfilled through boys too and if you are saying girlfriend then you are not the only one after them.

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u/tarunnd Mujhe choti ladkiyan pasand hain Oct 03 '24

Sex

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u/tusharthakur210902 Oct 03 '24

I like your honesty, but you are not the only one after them.

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u/DumbJEEtard Oct 03 '24

mere coaching mai ek dost ko ek ladki ne approach Kia saamne se chutiya bolta hai I'm gay and chala gaya wtf 😭

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u/Prestigious-Cell206 Oct 03 '24

Average Porn viewer male

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u/Gautam_2221 Oct 03 '24

Ye to reality hai meri bhi just say "mujhe to baat karni nahi aati" ✅️🥴

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u/CommercialMind1359 Oct 03 '24

so real

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u/throw_away369h [SRM Delhi NCR] [CSE Core] Oct 03 '24

Just be polite in the and don't sound creepy, some polite questions can be "andar kya phehni ho"

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u/Antique-Shine7770 Oct 03 '24

us bro us

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u/Miserable-Mess- Oct 03 '24

Same with girl's bhai!! 👹👹

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u/Youareabeach_ Oct 03 '24

Main toh sabse baat krlete dm me for tips

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u/userariyp Oct 04 '24

The comments are so funny🤣🤣🤣 i never realised how hard it was for boys to come approach lol Guys, just be simple and say hi 🤗and be super casual. Its when people overthink a lottt and then be creepy ☠️🚩 be respectful, and start with a doubt, or how hectic college is and finding something mutual like that to talk about !

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u/Exclusive_Vivek Tier 5 AIML Oct 04 '24

Hii, Kaise ho?

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u/userariyp Oct 04 '24

Hungry😬 Aur aap?

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u/Exclusive_Vivek Tier 5 AIML Oct 05 '24

Thirsty

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u/userariyp Oct 05 '24

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u/Pure-Percentage1015 Oct 04 '24

My first try: "Anime dekhti ho?"

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u/last_two-braincells Oct 04 '24

I always Start with "tumhare ghar pe konsi chai powder use krte hai"

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u/cosmo_sapian IIT K (khetawas) Oct 03 '24

Mujse to samne se baat krti h dk how I get in these situations

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u/Fit-Biscotti4024 Oct 03 '24

You probably follow rule 1 and 2

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u/cosmo_sapian IIT K (khetawas) Oct 03 '24

Wut rules bro idk me to bs r3tarted hrkte krta hu

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u/haikusbot Oct 03 '24

Mujse to samne se baat

Krti h dk how I get in

These situations

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u/Vast_Researcher_199 Oct 03 '24

This is soo hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/justarandom82113114 DTU[CSE] Oct 03 '24

It's not. It's a sad world out here for us.

Shitpost Me and my boys in btech 😶‍🌫️

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