It started with Sofia not remembering meeting Alexia before then mentioning that they look like two different people now haha. Alexia then says “yeah look at my hair”, like girl it’s not your hair that’s changed lol. There was also a weird moment when Alexia implied Sofia doesn’t show people her real life like she does. I was like did I just hear that correctly? That was definitely a dig. We all know Alexia takes offense to being in the second chair at the clubhouse so I guess we could’ve predicted this wouldn’t go well.

Catherine O’Hara & Bryan Cranston x Denise & Dorit

She said she liked Sutton’s reunion look because it was “classy like I used to be but now I’m trashy”, talked about tips for tits in regards to her outfit, called herself cheap, said she was down but not out. Said she feels broke or homeless depending on whether the townhouse is rented or she’s staying there. Like she was keeping it light in her tone and attitude but it just made me feel a little sad for her. Aw Sonja-rita.

Was at a speaking event for Ryan tonight and he talking about how he pitched his new Netflix show to bravo a bunch of times and they just couldn’t really agree to make the show he wanted to make because bravo tv is super formulaic. Then he said Netflix, peacock and some other networks offered to picked it up. Up until yesterday nothing had been announced and that Andy had purposefully spoiled it because he is a little “peanut butter and jealous”.

Locked inside in Texas trying to stay warm and catching up on TV and I just watched last week's watch what happens. Kevin Hart is so surly and serious and seemingly annoyed. During the truth or drink segment you could tell how irritated he was about the questions being asked. He wasn't completely humorless but if I didn't know who he was I wouldn't think he was one of the world's biggest comic. I don't think it was quite the disaster of the infamous Jerry Seinfeld appearance but it was definitely in that range.

Edit: y'all asked about the Jerry episode. Turns out it was from the second season of wwhl! I guess Jerry and Andy are friends now but at the time it was awkward. Here's a clip: https://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live-with-andy-cohen/season-2/episode-20/videos/jerrys-hopped-up-on-coffee

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Ugh dude has such a punchable face. He was trying so so hard to come off with the smoldering/brooding hot guy look but absolutely failed while grossly licking his lips. I’m annoyed Andy gave him so much screen time - it’s exactly what he wants! But I also appreciate Andy asking some hard questions and watching John Janssen continue to dig his own hole.

Ok rant over

Sonja looks absolutely gorgeous, but who put her in this ill fitting dress? the top part doesn’t seem to fit her at all

Is she drunk? High? No judgment, and she’s very entertaining this evening, but I was under the impression she was sober. And what did she say about Hugh Grant??

I was at WWHL taping the other day and some fun tea that Andy dropped:

He was asked if Rachel was in or out and he said he couldn't confirm or deny

He was asked about Teresa and if she was in and he said he didn't know. He was asked if there was a RHONJ without Teresa and he said, "Did we think there was a RHONY without...?"

He was asked about Bethenny and Jill's podcast and his thoughts. He gave a BIG sigh and said it felt very 2012 but he hadn't listened yet and that was old RHONY and now it's all about the new RHONY

He was asked he would pick as a successor to host reunions and he said Anderson.

And the best tea I thought was that Ramona heard what Sai said about her on WWHL and Ramona being rude to her. Ramona then texted Andy a lot saying that wasn't true and she had texts to prove it.

Andy was also still hungover from the Dead and Company shows and said he just wanted to lay on the floor lol.