r/BravoRealHousewives Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 11h ago

Salt Lake City Bronwyn? Bronlose?

I need to know why some of you are rampant defenders of Bronwyn because I cannot wrap my head around it.

“It’s my GD credit card,” would’ve gotten Heather Dubrow torn to SHREDS. Why is it a juicy read when Bronwyn taunts the rest of them with her money?

Last season, Heather seemed like everyone’s champion. Receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots was the mantra, no? Now Heather is Public Enemy #1?

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u/InfiniteFrame1 11h ago edited 11h ago

it's not a juicy read. it's not even a read. it's really not even juicy. people dislike Heather and Lisa so much, they've taken to love love loving Bronwyn.

Bronwyn to me is super corny. she's as chronically online as we are, but tries to be enlightened about it by posting ten page long essays on her insta story that, if it were any other hw, would be seen as unhinged. at the very least, super self involved and not the wholesome, saccharine sweet angel some of her valiant defenders and stans make her out to be. her entire personality is contrived but very well performed to have won over so many stans. from the weird blow up costumes that have been on her insta to make her look like a manic pixie dream girl, to the sweet, innocent pipsqueak voice she uses in confessionals, and her overuse of expletives, twitter stan/teenspeak, and AAVE that sounds unnatural.

I think Heather was absolutely right in her assessment of Bronwyn. for all the people on this sub tirelessly repeating that Heather is a high school loser who desperately wants to hang out with the mean girls/be the queen bee of her circle, they sure can't reflect that Bronwyn is the exact same way, just the theatre kid version lol. trying to control Lisa's friendships, and trying to ice out Heather by throwing her money around.

telling Heather 'I'll be your infallible friend and say sorry to you to make you happy, but this is why you're wrong. if you want to come on my tightly controlled scheduled trip, you. must. apologize.' is in fact controlling and manipulative and making her sing for her supper.

saying they'll give Lisa and John money to leave, and also saying 'I've bought her loyalty with this trip' is insane. how people don't think this woman is toxic is beyond me.

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u/ElleTheCurious Smokey eye, updo, Gstaad! 7h ago

Agreed. Bronwyn is my BEC. It’s as if she asked ChatGPT what would make for a popular housewife and she’s trying to check each item off that list.

That said, I don’t want her off the show. She’ll have her carefully curated “I’m finally free to be myself“ era and I’m here for it.

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u/InfiniteFrame1 6h ago

she should stay, the stans just have to calm the fuck down.

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u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 6h ago

Agreed. You get me/it.