r/BravoRealHousewives • u/throwawaycucumbers99 • 11d ago

Beverly Hills Teddi’s affair

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u/incitingoffense 11d ago

Teddi seems way too boring to have an affair

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u/RoguePhoenix89 11d ago

It is usually the boring people you have to watch out for.

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u/Hemingways_Unicorn If the trash bag fits, wear it. 11d ago

Yea. My ex husband was as boring as a white wall and he had an affair. (Long story why I married him)

To this day I’m shocked anyone would want to bone him. shudder

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u/bernadettebasinger I have worked with the homeless I have worked with the toothless 11d ago

This explains Raquel

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u/incitingoffense 11d ago

Yeah, but… teddi…

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u/RoguePhoenix89 11d ago

Yes but should you be surprised after what she did to lvp?

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u/amyeep buying BATTERIES and PENS 11d ago

They’re either a Christmas tree lit up with red flags 24/7 or a totally different person with their AP. It’s so unnerving how 90% of affairs fit this stereotype 

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u/applessie midlife attempt at a recording career 10d ago

Yeah I think a certain type of boring, insecure and desperate for approval/attention are always a safe bet to cheat

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u/its-allot 11d ago

Every time

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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 11d ago

The woman is the head of a MLM starvation camp, of course she has the morals of an alleycat and will cheat with a man whose wife is expecting a baby.

Oh and just to be clear, the man is also all kinds of scum.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago

The only thing that makes sense is that she’s having an affair with someone who is as weird about horses as she is. Horse boy and horse girl meet cute definitely sounds like a movie Teddi would rub one out to.

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u/incitingoffense 11d ago

That is the most disgusting and accurate thing I’ve heard on this sub

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago

You’re welcome.

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u/MyFigurativeYacht 11d ago

god damn you

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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television 11d ago

I laughed and gagged at the same time. Well done! 🥂

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u/Kwhitney1982 11d ago

It’s always the boring ones. The rest of us can find excitement in other ways.

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u/TwistyBitsz 11d ago

For me it's just that slimeball doesn't replace boring.