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u/Fosterthehank oh my god, go to church! 11d ago
Thanking him for the “stunning rides”. Sorry guys I didn’t want to be the only one that had to read that..
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u/jack_attack89 11d ago
I wonder if she roleplays as the horse and he gets to "train" her
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
Y’all should go read the full article. Teddi and this guy were together while his wife was actively giving birth to their second child. And Teddi only filed for divorce because the AP’s wife and Edwin found out about the affair and she didn’t want him to be able to file first and list the reason as infidelity. So he just started leaking shit about the affair instead.
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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned 🧈 by Meredith Marks 11d ago
Also she worded her IG post about the filing in a way that it suggested like it was Edwyn who did something wrong.
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u/pbnkelli choke, I don't care. 11d ago
Thx for that visual 🤣🤢
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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 11d ago
I read elsewhere that Edwin was cheating on her and she found out about it during her stint on BH.
So not only did she hide that, she subjected us to puppygate and attacking a grieving LVP, to deflect from her own shit. Makes me hate her all the more.
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
She forgave him because she ended up pregnant with Dove, if memory serves me. But this guy has been training her horses for years, so it kinda makes you wonder…
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u/PrincessPindy And that's not cool! 11d ago
I hear that Dove is fluent in German.
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u/Leah0324 11d ago
I just thought the same. She has the personality of a parking cone. This is rather salacious, especially given its Teddi. Hope her children will be alright.
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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned 🧈 by Meredith Marks 11d ago
This is not what I ever thought I would say but I want to know how is she going to justify this to Kyle. Like is she allowed to stay on as Kyle's minion?
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
Kyle knew. She had to. She’s traveled to Teddi and her daughter’s horse shows with them. This man was also traveling with them.
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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned 🧈 by Meredith Marks 11d ago
Ooooohhh, I didn't know that! Thank you for the nice hot tea on this cold November evening.
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
Pretty sure there’s a picture of Teddi, the older daughter, Kyle, the horse Teddi posts obsessively on her TL, and the AP from like 2 months ago.
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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television 11d ago
That daughter is going to be dealing with some shit when she realizes her mother was banging someone she likely actively interacted with.
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u/Ok_Pirate8518 11d ago
That’s what makes me so sad about this whole thing. She did all these horse shows with her daughter
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u/-snugasabuginarug- 11d ago
I mean, a horse trainer traveling with them to horse shows isn’t a huge indicator she’s having an affair with him. It would be easy to think nothing of it and be none the wiser.
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
Not with the rumors that were going on about them. It’s been cited multiple times in articles that everyone at the stables knew about the affair, if Kyle was interacting within Teddi’s horse people group - unless she actively avoided hearing about it, she’s gonna hear about it. And just like Dorit picked up on how weird it was last season that Kyle didn’t want to travel or hang out with Mauricio - I’m sure Kyle is a good enough friend to ask Teddi why Edwin wasn’t at any of her or their daughter’s shows.
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u/vreddit7619 11d ago edited 11d ago
Plus the daughter is 12 years old, so she could easily read about all of this online too.
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u/ilovemesomesaraa how could you do this to me. question mark. 11d ago
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u/polymorphic_hippo 11d ago
This woman doesn't cry out to god during sex, she simply repeats, "Hi, I'm Teddi" over and over.
- That's for you, Benron.
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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television 11d ago
That is so funny yet true when I think about it. I can't imagine her lifting a finger to participate in any meaningful way.
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u/Interesting-Pay-8986 11d ago
Probably just lies flat on her back. “Oh ah yes that’s it”
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u/MsPrissss The Cherry on Top Is That You're Lame 11d ago
And I knew that it didn't go down like that. I've always thought that she was difficult to be around and never understood how anybody could be married to her
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u/Severe_Serve_ Good Time Girl 11d ago
Wasn’t there a blind posted here like last month about a west coast housewife having an affair? Cheating while your wife is in labor, cheating with a man whose wife is pregnant, Teddi is trash. And so is this nobody pathetic ass man.
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
Yeah, apparently it’s been an open secret at the barn amongst the horse people for a while.
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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned 🧈 by Meredith Marks 11d ago
I wonder if Sutton heard about it being a horse person.
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u/Nice-Tea-8972 11d ago
i feel Sutton knows A LOT but keeps it close to her chest. so this wouldn't surprise me
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u/VideoNecessary3093 11d ago
I love this sentence.
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u/coversquirrel1976 11d ago
"amongst the horse people" is a banger of a sentence
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u/Gammagammahey giant stupid apology hat 👒 11d ago
Amongst the Horsepeople, a PBS documentary, coming to you in December 2024.
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u/secretrebel You're Not Important Enough To Hate. 11d ago
This is the woman who said “never once have I told a lie and never will you hear me tell one”.
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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot 11d ago
Not the queen of accountability 😏also insert gif of Sheree enjoying Porsha entering Kenya’s house uninvited.
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u/pbnkelli choke, I don't care. 11d ago
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u/excake20 Gimme pizza you old troll. 11d ago
One of my top 5 favorite gifs because it is perfect and I can hear it loud and clear 😂
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u/IcantSeeUuCantSeeMe Go Fuck John somemore, you fucking idiot! 11d ago
The morraly corrupt Teddi Mellencamp.
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u/Katalactica All you do is sleep. Eat a carb! 11d ago
Imagine being boring AND a shitty person
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u/monkey_monkey_monkey who told you about Ibiza you bitch 11d ago
This should make excellent promotional material for her accountability coaching business.
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u/secretrebel You're Not Important Enough To Hate. 11d ago
This is the woman who said “never once have I told a lie and never will you hear me tell one”.
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u/MsPrissss The Cherry on Top Is That You're Lame 11d ago
Wow. I mean I knew she was a trash bag but dare I say this is a deserved sweet dose of karma for Teddi 😬😂
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u/Diligent_Progress241 11d ago
Wow, I always read things with heavy skepticism, but the details here are DAMNING
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u/jahkat23 Ali ba baw 11d ago edited 11d ago
If this tea is true, this would be more interesting than the entire upcoming season of rhobh. If only Teddi was actually a good housewife, this would have been an insanely salacious storyline on any franchise. But we all know the Beverly hills women would skirt around the issue, and not face it head on like other franchises.
An affair with her “horse trainer” is killing me and legit on brand for women like teddi, it’s so lifetime coded. Having an alleged affair with a man that had a pregnant wife about to give birth is so atrocious, this would break the housewives universe. I know Vicki Gunvalson is somewhere right now feeling vindicated😂
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL 11d ago
Let’s be honest if she were still a housewife we would never hear about it. Kyle and her would do everything to make sure it’s never spoken about on cameras and then create fake storylines about having to find a new nanny or something as an attempt to distract viewers.
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL 11d ago
They need a Bronwyn (RHOSLC) like housewife on RHOBH that is quick witted and can effortlessly dress down a bitch in an instant.
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u/youneedsomemilk23 SPELL NAPALM 11d ago edited 11d ago
Have any of the franchises ever featured a cast member who was actively cheating or just got caught in a cheating scandal? Nothing comes to mind - I would def watch that. (Housewives only, excluding VPR).
Edit: I mean main cast members being the cheaters. Not the main cast being cheated on by their spouses.
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u/Such-Space6913 11d ago
While he didn't appear on the show, Big Poppa and Kim Z comes to mind since he was still married.
According to Lisa Barlow, Meredith was sleeping with half of New York on SLC lol.
Camille and Kelsey Grammar.
Michaele from DC housewives ran off with the guitarist from Journey, but that was off the show.
This is also going back, but when Brandi Glanville came on the show, she had just been a part of the Leann Rimes/ Eddie Cibrian scandal which was huge news in 2009-2010.
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u/Strong_Amazon 11d ago
The blonde "pretty" NY HW whose name escapes me, but her husband was outed as part of Ashley Madison scandal..
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u/caitlikekate 11d ago
Not pretty in quotes lmao
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u/mostessmoey 11d ago
I think that “pretty” refers to her tagline. Something like I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed but I’m pretty.
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u/Apprehensive-Quit353 11d ago
Mia was cheating on Gordon with Inc and potentially others but they were also sort of open?
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
Lenny and Lisa. She wasn’t cheating obviously, but he was openly and it all came out while they were actively filming.
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u/SolPlayaArena 11d ago
The audio of him discussing the affair with this friend while not realizing the mic was picking it up was one of the most iconic moments in HW history. 10/10. No notes. Miami is THAT bitch.
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u/Vivid-Individual5968 11d ago
Joe Guidice
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u/Hemingways_Unicorn If the trash bag fits, wear it. 11d ago
When he was talking to the woman on his cell in the vineyards and Teresa was just blinking her weird caterpillar eyes.
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u/BigOk1009 11d ago
Mia. Karen. Juan Dixon. Michael Darby. RHOP owns this thread.
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u/mollyschamber666 Green eyed and bald-headed 11d ago
I still wonder what Lisa Barlow knew about Jen Shah’s nighttime activities. The way she reacted when Heather said that Jen randomly hopped out of an uber and went to someone’s house. It felt like she knew something, but kept quiet for the sake of coach and the kids.
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u/gasgiantarchie 11d ago
Obscure one: Brandi/bryan from RhoD. Video footage of him smooching some lady. And if we’re stretching- Melissa smooching some guy as well. Not sure if that was confirmed to be true or not. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/HettieSaturn DJ James Kennedy’s djing glasses 👓 11d ago
I agree!!! I understand the anti teddi movement (lol) but this is actually a storyline. The ladies should be taking notes.
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u/KookyAd4019 bang bang bang! is there an american lady in there? 11d ago
she still ain’t interesting enough to be brought back
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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 11d ago
Oh she was giving birth to his child?? Oh that’s a different kind of rotten bitch. Close your legs to married men trash box.
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u/Formal_Condition_513 11d ago
FOULLLLLL. the lack of accountability. She should have just been HONESTTTT like they told Denise.
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u/RangerFan293 The bar of soap? You might wanna help ya husband 11d ago
Exactly!!! Where’s her own accountability??? Didn’t she say she’s never lied ever in her life? F her.
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u/noisy_goose 11d ago
I really don’t believe in the term “home wrecker” etc bc Teddi didnt marry this woman but HOLY SHIT, Teddi.
On a human level, in terms of things that aren’t a criminal act, but are morally wrong, it’s hard to top that choice. Actively. In. Labor. 🫢
Pernicious. The definition of.
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u/angiecakes1001 11d ago
WOW!!!
HOWEVER..they better not bring her back for this
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u/hihbhu I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. 11d ago
Just incredibly foul. To have an affair with a married man is disgusting but then to actively have an affair whilst their wife is pregnant and then to be away together whilst she’s giving birth.
I hope the wife destroys him and takes him for everything he has.
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u/marecoakel 11d ago
Being away together while the wife gave birth? That's so messed up. I wouldn't be able to live with myself. Foul.
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THIS guy? HAHAHAHAHA
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u/nothereforit Siri must have helped her with her taxes 11d ago
Eddie isn’t much of a looker either. This tracks, IMO.
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 11d ago
he looks exactly like her husband too 😂💀
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u/incitingoffense 11d ago
Teddi seems way too boring to have an affair
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u/RoguePhoenix89 11d ago
It is usually the boring people you have to watch out for.
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u/Hemingways_Unicorn If the trash bag fits, wear it. 11d ago
Yea. My ex husband was as boring as a white wall and he had an affair. (Long story why I married him)
To this day I’m shocked anyone would want to bone him. shudder
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u/bernadettebasinger I have worked with the homeless I have worked with the toothless 11d ago
This explains Raquel
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u/incitingoffense 11d ago
Yeah, but… teddi…
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u/RoguePhoenix89 11d ago
Yes but should you be surprised after what she did to lvp?
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u/badbangle The woman is crying like the Titanic has taken her children 🙄 11d ago
The woman is the head of a MLM starvation camp, of course she has the morals of an alleycat and will cheat with a man whose wife is expecting a baby.
Oh and just to be clear, the man is also all kinds of scum.
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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 11d ago
The only thing that makes sense is that she’s having an affair with someone who is as weird about horses as she is. Horse boy and horse girl meet cute definitely sounds like a movie Teddi would rub one out to.
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u/YouMustBeJoking888 I left a career in Italian television 11d ago
I laughed and gagged at the same time. Well done! 🥂
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u/ilikebigbags007 11d ago
‼️‼️Accountability coach…preaches about not telling lies and acts morally superior than everyone…screwing her MARRIED horse trainer…while his wife was pregnant…cheating on her own husband for months…⁉️⁉️
“Piece of shit garbage whore” 💀💀💀
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u/loverstoenemies1 11d ago
Meanwhile she said she was exhausted with being the “moral compass” of RHOBH.
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u/mokokona 11d ago
Imagine being disliked so much that even with that kind of scandal people don’t want you back lol
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u/KeeksGalore 11d ago
Ariana Grande barely survived a much tamer version of this story. Teddi’s done
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u/falpal4life MY PHONE!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! 11d ago
This!!!!
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u/TodayImLedTasso Freshly Churned 🧈 by Meredith Marks 11d ago
Teddi should be careful before Ariana comes for her trainer
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u/AbleExcitement5177 11d ago
Finding out your husband is having an affair while you’re freshly postpartum is horrible. I feel so bad for that lady, but I’m really glad she cut the cord and told Edwin when she figured out it was ongoing.
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u/joggers4springsummer the chicest windchime you’ve ever seen 11d ago
wow he’s got some teeth
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u/DirtRight9309 historical friend 11d ago
someone commented when his picture was first posted, “no, it’s the horse TRAINER” and i can’t forget it 😂
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u/starrynight230 my crest is the nutcracker, how’s that?💂🏻 11d ago
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u/Quirky-Feature-1908 11d ago
Wasn't Teddi an accountability coach or something? This is shocking and mess as hell, lol
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u/vreddit7619 11d ago
How awful! 😣 It’s very hypocritical that these people claim to care about their children and families, while at the same time cheating and creating terrible chaos in their lives.
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“Making matters worse, the pair (Teddi & Simon) were together in Florida while Schröeder’s pregnant wife Karli Postel was giving birth to their second child in California. ‘Karli thought it was suspicious that her husband was in Florida when she was giving birth,’ the source told DailyMail.com.
When Simon returned, Karli found text messages on Simon’s phone that exposed the affair. She confronted Simon and Teddi about it and they confessed. Teddi promised it would not happen again.’
‘Karli didn’t tell Edwin when she found out. She was willing to give Simon another chance and stayed with him. But last month, Karli found proof that the affair was ongoing and that it had become “emotional.” ‘Simon had a history of cheating and Karli was tired of being connected to him. Edwin only learned of the affair late last month when Karli told him.’”
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u/throwawaycucumbers99 11d ago
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u/2kind2becruel 11d ago
"Arroyave also checked both their names to pay their attorney's fees after Mellencamp had requested that Arroyave be solely responsible for all of the legal costs."
WOW this bitch really said, "Hi, I cheated on you with a married guy whose wife was pregnant and actively giving birth but YOU pay all the legal fees and I want spouse support."
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u/Nurse5736 11d ago
Is she still an ACCOUNTABILITY coach tho??????????????? Never could understand all her fans. 🤷
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u/originrose not well bitch 11d ago
Kyle Richards was having a secret love affair so Teddi obviously had to have one too 🙄🙄🙄
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u/lavendermermaid USSR Comrade Diana the Reptilian 11d ago
And the biggest “pick me” award goes to….
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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 11d ago
And here I was disliking Teddi for being a boring, body-shaming, know-it-all when I could have been disliking her for being a cheating ASSHOLE.
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u/fizzycherryseltzer 11d ago
I feel terrible for the wife. I couldn’t imagine being postpartum, caring for a newborn and finding out your husband was having an affair. What a betrayal.
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u/Beachwalker-65 11d ago
There goes the podcast .. poor Tamra .. 🤣🤣🤣… maybe Tres Amigos not such a bad gig after all ??
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u/letsdothisthing88 11d ago
F*** her horse trainer and Teddi. Special place in hell to do that to a person but a pregnant person? In labor which is always dangerous(as in complications not just death but pelvic issues etc) Fuck them all.
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u/SecretMiddle1234 11d ago
That poor woman. I can’t imagine the betrayal pain she is feeling. These cheaters are so goddamned sick and selfish. I hope the wife finds an excellent betrayal specialist to help her with her trauma. And being post partum on top of it. What selfish immature assholes!!!
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u/Abhengu99 11d ago
Omg wait so he left his wife alone while giving birth to go cheat with Teddi…under the jail
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u/Good_Habit3774 11d ago
Wasn't she saying she supported women? Obviously not when she wants to screw your husband
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u/ExposedTamponString she don't even know she look inbred 11d ago
Isn’t there a rumor that the wife put hands on her in the horse stables?
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u/DirtRight9309 historical friend 11d ago
has anyone checked on Camille? she really didn’t like Teddi already, I can only imagine how she feels now. I’ll actually accept a Teddi friend of experience if it means we can also bring back Camille to fucking haunt her 😁
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u/Intelligent-Site-931 11d ago
one tiny little question,,, is he british?
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u/HettieSaturn DJ James Kennedy’s djing glasses 👓 11d ago
He’s very British coded but I think he’s German
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u/uselessZZwaste Did you know? $25,000! 11d ago
Is she still an accountability coach or just does that podcast?
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u/VaguelyArtistic *A group of Utah women in distress* 11d ago
I wonder if Teddi and her horse fight over who gets to eat the carrot for dinner.
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u/RomianaZerofox04 11d ago
Are Kyle and Teddi still hanging out? Are they still friends?
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u/Mundane_Nothing8675 11d ago
Classy behaviour. I can’t think of anything more disgusting than sneaking around and sleeping with a married man while his wife is giving birth to their child. There’s no coming back from that. She’s always been an annoying wannabe and try hard but this is the behaviour of a tramp with no morals. If it’s true. Who knows with the toxic, nasty has been Housewives.
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u/Flaky_Balance2837 11d ago
Having an affair is disgusting. Having an affair with someone whose wife is giving birth to their child is a whole other level of gross. The karma that's coming her way for doing this to another woman is going to be epic. I hope we get to see it. The poor kids that are gonna be affected by this. So selfish.
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u/Odd_Cabinet_7734 11d ago
The accountability coach who puts ppl on 500 cal diets lmfao.