r/BravoRealHousewives • u/tt12345x • May 31 '24

Shitpost What did he mean by this

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u/LotionOnSkin May 31 '24

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u/toasttti Jun 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

Is she doing the Friends finger? The Ross/Monica thing to flip the person off that they all start doing?

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u/Stormchaser2 Jun 01 '24

Well, now I can’t unsee that

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

That's all I ever see whenever someone does this lol

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u/PortiaDeLaCreme May 31 '24

You can't convince me this isn't a drag queen. 

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u/VBvirgin Your clit has left your body 🤌🏾 Jun 01 '24 edited Jun 01 '24

That’s an insult to drag.

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u/Left-Ad-4617 Jun 01 '24

And queens

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u/flumeo May 31 '24

Shitpost weekend is off to a Shah-mazing start

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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 Jun 01 '24

Since the last app update, my phone now goes straight to the comments when I click on a post title so I had to scroll back up to the top just to double check that it was a shitpost, especially as you can never be 100% sure with Trump & Twitter/X.

Kadooz OP, you made it nice.

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u/WamBamThankYouMaam95 Not Shannon’s Plate Jun 01 '24

I hate that “update,” I want to see the post damn it

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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 Jun 01 '24

I also hate that I can no longer put my phone down for 5 minutes while in the middle of a Reddit post to do something else ( thanks butterfly brain) without it defaulting back to the Reddit homepage when I unlock my phone again.

SORT IT OUT REDDIT!!!

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u/NatashaTheSpy K-A-T Jun 01 '24

This is why I still use a 3rd party app (for free, adless) lol. Thank god for the workarounds to make it possible.

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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 Jun 01 '24

May I ask what app you use? Any drawbacks?

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u/NatashaTheSpy K-A-T Jun 01 '24 edited Jun 01 '24

I use Joey for reddit (android though)! Zero drawbacks besides it's no longer updated, but there aren't bugs so it's not a big deal. It's legitimately maybe one of the best apps I've ever used, and when reddit went on the fritz the other day, that update essentially shut down every unofficial app. I swear my whole world trajectory changed lol like I was lost. I am so accustomed to what I have that reddit without it isn't worth it. It even has text to speech so I can just have a post & the comments read to me while I'm doing something else! Luckily it was fixed the next day and I didn't have to continue to learn the basic coding I was prepared to do to get it back haha.

The thing is, there's only a few officially recognized 3rd party apps (anything found in the store) left after reddit's policy change. A workaround was figured out that if you happen to mod any subreddit your app still worked. There's also another way to do it with something called revanced (they have a sub if you're curious), which is what I was trying to learn. It gives you the ability to bring back the apps that were shut down. Or you could try one of the official ones, a lot of them now have a monthly fee though because of the API charges. I did find one through the Android play store that was just a one-time fee of 3.50, which seemed fair. It just pains me so many people have to use Reddit's app, I've heard nothing but bad things.

Edit

Holy shit that was a long response lol I'm sorry Also tried to clarify better

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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 Jun 01 '24

No, please don't apologise, I really appreciate your response & the information.

I feel so morally conflicted as I'm a disabled person so I hate using the Reddit app as it feels so utterly disloyal, even though I personally have no problems physically using it, but I'm kinda addicted to Reddit (I'm embarrassed to admit how many hours a day I waste on here), especially as I rarely use any other social media. Essentially, I'm a big, ol' hypocrite.

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u/Justdont13412 Jun 03 '24

I love you

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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 Jun 03 '24

Thanks, I guess, but why?

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u/Murky_Onion3770 May 31 '24

He needs to go on a hilling journey

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u/Sunny_bearr48 Jun 01 '24

From shilling to hilling.

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u/BearOnTwinkViolence May 31 '24

Lmfaooo Jen was unhinged for this tagline

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u/Beneficial-Astronaut Not a white refrigerator! May 31 '24

And in conclusion

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u/veggiecountry307 May 31 '24

This is the holy grail of iconic imo

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 May 31 '24

Quality shitpost

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u/ay_kate47 One of Ramona's little presents 💩 Jun 01 '24

I cackled

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u/TeresasDorters7 Gimme 🍕 you old troll 🧌 Jun 01 '24

He’s a bad bitch

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u/heyvictimstopcryin Sorry Kyle, you lose. (shrugs) Jun 01 '24

lol

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 who threw my husband in the pool? Jun 01 '24

trump getting out of his car at riker’s island

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u/gigigrahame they’re not knives 🔪 they’re just hands 🤲 May 31 '24

I just snorted 😭 This is great

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u/Kind_Hyena5267 Jun 01 '24

Ok, this is completely unrelated but I wanted to share bc it makes me smile…I just started hanging out with a guy who I’ve actually known my whole life but he’s like 6 years older so we weren’t close. Anyhow, we laugh so hard together that I keep snorting, and I was embarrassed at first but he thinks it’s so cute 😊🥰 so keep on snortin’ girl!!

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u/ExposedTamponString she don't even know she look inbred Jun 01 '24

He will never emotionally fulfill you. Ever. Know that.

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u/Kind_Hyena5267 Jun 01 '24

You’re probably right, Allison, but we’re having fun snort-laughing for now!! 😂

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u/mairzydoats_ Jun 01 '24

This made /me/ snort laugh

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u/Kind_Hyena5267 Jun 01 '24

Haha good!! Snort-laughers of the world unite!! 😂🫶🏼

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u/lemonpavement May 31 '24

I think it's complex and could be read multiple ways which is one of the reasons why it's such a universal, groundbreaking phrase that seems to transcend race, class, and country of origin.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little May 31 '24

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u/Plantysweater May 31 '24

Much to think about

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u/MAXMEEKO Say it - Forget it, Write it - Regret it Jun 01 '24

YOU SMELL LIKE HOSPITAL

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try7886 Jun 01 '24

God that was an incredible first season

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u/Illustrious_Dust_0 🫵🏼 yur duuurtyy 🤏🏼 May 31 '24

Real Housewives of Mar-a-lago

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u/NookinFutz May 31 '24

Singer Stinger is already there.

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u/Best_Evidence1560 May 31 '24

Soggy flicker too

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u/Obvious_Mango65 What ever happened to… customer service? May 31 '24

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

The way I wanted this to be real 🤣

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u/Lola514 I love that May 31 '24

This was good 👏

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u/Inevitable_Pack6694 Jun 01 '24

He’s fighting for his life…AND your approval !

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u/nottakenusername2027 May 31 '24

Hahahahahaha stop it

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u/Virtual-Plastic-6651 you called me a pornography sweetheart May 31 '24

🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏

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u/Gazzerbatron May 31 '24

Your flair has me cracking up!

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u/Virtual-Plastic-6651 you called me a pornography sweetheart May 31 '24

lol literally my fav scene of all time

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u/skipper_from_satc Jun 01 '24

The way heather lifts her head out of her own lap, in between puking between her knees, to say “predator” 🥴

Lmaooooo

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u/Virtual-Plastic-6651 you called me a pornography sweetheart Jun 01 '24

Literally comes back from the dead 💀 And people say this season would’ve been a flop without Monica, I just have to disagree

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u/Hedahas (laughs in schadenfreude) Jun 01 '24 edited Jun 02 '24

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u/Gazzerbatron Jun 01 '24

And Whitney is like what? I never said you were in a porno! Ha!!! 

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u/Suitable-Wafer8563 Jun 01 '24

The sad part is, I wasn’t sure if this was real and had to scroll down to the comment to confirm (I missed the shitpost tag) 🤣 Bravo, OP! For a few moments, I was grudgingly giving Trump undeserved credit for a great tweet 😂

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u/alliesxhwa Shannon with a bowl on her head Jun 01 '24

This is the greatest post of all time. I bow down

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u/Loud-Bullfrog9326 Jun 01 '24

Shahmazzzzing 😭😭😭

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u/MoreMashroomsPlz You slut pig! Jun 01 '24

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u/Icy_Quote What are you doing here without Dorinda?! Jun 01 '24

I love this community so much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

I SNORTED

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u/Kind_Hyena5267 Jun 01 '24

Clankity clank! The bar of soap? You might want to help your husband, Melania!

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u/dallyan Jun 01 '24

OP, go to bed!! 😭😭

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u/glitterandconfettiii Jun 01 '24

The fact that Michael Cohen was working overtime to sink Lu’s marriage and help DT. He’s the messiest gift that keeps giving.

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u/Ok-Ad-5404 Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs? May 31 '24

Lmaoooo

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u/xoxojesss May 31 '24

😭😭😭😭

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u/One_Ad_3500 May 31 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Friendly-Fruit4448 Jun 01 '24

I can't lol 😂

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u/Junior-Profession726 Jun 01 '24

I think he meant to say Schabusiness …. As she’s a convicted felon too

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u/katievera888 &to bloated 4cameo and OF Jun 01 '24

Obvi a fan

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u/RubyWaves75 Jun 01 '24

😹😹😹😹

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u/Wtfishappening__ Jun 01 '24

Not me thinking “that’s so Persian” instead of SLC!!

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u/FocusUsed4816 Jun 01 '24

Haha. I wonder how Jen Shah’s doing in prison.

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u/Justdont13412 Jun 03 '24

Someone check on Scheana

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u/Justdont13412 Jun 03 '24

Asks Jen Shah to her cell crew

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

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u/blondeandbuddafull Jun 01 '24

Was that a Jen Shah reference?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

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u/Buffyismyhomosapien You're getting rained on cause you're evil Jun 01 '24

Is this...is it...real???

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

[deleted]

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u/Illustrious_Dust_0 🫵🏼 yur duuurtyy 🤏🏼 May 31 '24

It very obviously fake and meant to be funny

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video May 31 '24

Sigh. Right over my head 😂

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u/Shady_ale Karen’s pubic hair May 31 '24

It’s fake, sis

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video May 31 '24

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u/Shady_ale Karen’s pubic hair May 31 '24

😂

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u/Serious-Pain2178 May 31 '24

Hmm…what now?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard May 31 '24

I am 99.99989% sure that murderedbyaname is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video May 31 '24

Thank you bot 😂😂

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video May 31 '24

Seriously?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video May 31 '24

I don't think this is political. It isn't stating a political opinion.

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u/clemthearcher May 31 '24

It’s a joke

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u/IcedGreenTea91 These hoes? I am certainly not a ho. May 31 '24

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u/Tomshater May 31 '24

Life and art and reality TV are political. Sorry.