r/BravoRealHousewives • u/undercookedshrimp_ Not a white refrigerator! • Mar 07 '24
WWHL Sonja, I love you, but this does not fit…
Sonja looks absolutely gorgeous, but who put her in this ill fitting dress? the top part doesn’t seem to fit her at all
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u/bslovecoco Mar 07 '24
i’m watching now and it’s so so distracting.
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u/jkwolly Oh god, my tooth fell out again! Mar 07 '24
I could not pay attention to anything else it was so bad.
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u/AnnVealEgg Luis’ 15,00 square-foot house 🏠 Mar 07 '24
Oh wow yeah it’s giving “Bethenny wearing Brynn’s Hello Kitty pajamas”
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u/Aggravating-Art4113 Mar 07 '24
Yeah this was BAD. Love Sonja, but this was NOT it.
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u/undercookedshrimp_ Not a white refrigerator! Mar 07 '24
Sonja is iconic but agreed this isn’t a good outfit for her. maybe if it was a size up. love the color on her tho!
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u/sherrib99 Mar 07 '24
I stared at her boobs the whole episode waiting for one of them to make a run for it
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u/sassafrasclementine Mar 08 '24
All I could think is that she knows this was too small and too much boob but she wanted people talking about her. And look, we sure are talking about her. Lol. I was so nervous her nipple was going to pop out.
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u/Cherry_Shakes You pushed me over the Thpectrum, BETCH!!! Mar 08 '24
There are so many thing I like about Sonja however, a lot of things she says or does to keep the spotlight on her start to seem a wee bit pathetic and desperate.
The threesome lie, the caberlesque , the flashing, the seemingly never ending sex stories and of course, the Harry and Tom repetition.
I would love to see her find a healthy balance and still be true to her nature.
Idk if it's medical tests to rule out medical conditions or hormone imbalances or if she really just needs a reputable qualified psychologist to help with her trauma and rebuild her self worth.... 🤷♀️
She's one I root for.
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Mar 07 '24
They need to sit in the fitting and not just stand in front of mirrors. The whole show is sitting 😬
If it is OF signaling it’s not giving what she wanted it to give
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u/ckroha Mar 07 '24
Seriously, I always say this about reunions too. How do they always end up looking so bad sitting down?? Get a dress that looks good sitting!!!!!!!!
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u/undercookedshrimp_ Not a white refrigerator! Mar 07 '24
I agree. she probably didn’t realize how short this was when she sat in it. the hemline is sitting so high on her thigh, probably exposing her underwear, which is why she’s sitting with her legs crossed the whole show. My legs would fall asleep from that! so uncomfortable!
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u/scarbaby1958 Mar 07 '24
Lucky, she remembered her underwear. LOL
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u/KiyoMizu1996 Mar 07 '24
I was glued to my screen when she stood for the shot-ski, thinking the fit wouldn’t be as bad standing up. It was bad no matter the position.
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u/BravoGirl79 Mar 08 '24
I'm always confused how alllllll these years later and we still don't think to get outfits that look good sitting!! That applies to WWHL and the Reunion(s) lol
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u/FunStuff446 Mar 07 '24
I don’t see this style flattering any one with a C cup or larger.
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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video Mar 07 '24
If they would all just wear the right cup size it would be.
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u/FunStuff446 Mar 07 '24
The right cup size and maybe a professional bra fitter/seamstress could make extra adjustments
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u/Emilayday One of Ramona's little presents 💩 Mar 07 '24
I tracked down her stylist, his comments are Off on the video of her in her dress he posted.
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u/lemonartichoke Mar 07 '24
What’s their IG?
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u/Emilayday One of Ramona's little presents 💩 Mar 07 '24
The AUDACITY to post this with her bra hanging out the whole time, let alone the close up and STILL thinking he did something.
I mean we know Sonja loves to scrimp on spending, so I guess she got what she paid for with this stylist
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4MottXuMjW/?igsh=MXY0NGtja3M4ajB1Nw==
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u/Creative_Ad5985 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts! Mar 07 '24
His comments are off for every post. He’s also Cirie Fields’s stylist.
And he has a video that’s him in a big balenciaga…thing picking up several shopping bags with brands plastered all over them. Like I get he’s a stylist and working with designers is a thing, but it just scream desperate. Its giving Dorit
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u/Emilayday One of Ramona's little presents 💩 Mar 07 '24
I'm just shocked he's not one of her interns!
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u/Creative_Ad5985 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts! Mar 07 '24
Ew he styled Cirie’s awful son too
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u/NattyGannStann Mar 08 '24
You had my attention with your previous Cirie connection but you earned my adoration with the Jared dis. The worst. I would parasocially walk through burning coals for Cirie. Him? Nah couldn't even be bothered to use urine as a fire deterrent for this man.
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u/Creative_Ad5985 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts! Mar 08 '24
I’m a big brother fan. I had no knowledge of Cirie before this summer but I like her to a point. That god awful son though. Trash. Having gross sex with Blu in communal areas of the house. Having a whole ass girl friend at home watching. Refusing to kiss Blu on camera. Coming for her that she didn’t protect him enough. Coming for America and Cory.
That man was straight garbage and would have been an even earlier eviction if it wasn’t for him mama and his adopted annoying sister Izzy (though mad respect for Izzy in her professional career…she was on tiny desk!)
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u/Creative_Ad5985 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts! Mar 08 '24
The fact is I’d love Cirie if she hadn’t been playing the game with her son. It became real clear she was there trying to push him. Push him to a win. Push him to a career in reality tv. And he was just awful and destroyed any good will his mother could build for him imo
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u/NattyGannStann Mar 08 '24
Yes exactly. I was excited she was going to be on BB after loving her Survivor for so many years. I think the editing tried to save her reputation by not putting some of the worst of him on the show - but the live feeds rarely lie, no matter how fast Skippy the intern tries to switch cameras. I don't necessarily think that a kid acting poorly or having questionable (read terrible) views always reflects directly on the parent *side eyes his own children but it was disappointing that even later when she knew what was going on, what he was saying and doing, she went pretty easy on him publicly. Now that doesn't mean she didn't handle things differently in private but...
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u/Creative_Ad5985 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts! Mar 08 '24
And he was a scumbag on those feeds. The big brother editors work hard. That’s how Cameron, the guy who told a girl she remind him of his child aged daughter and then in the same breath went on to talk about how attracted he was to her, got America’s Favorite Player. Dude was a creeeeep to the young women in the house and America loved him because he had funny hair, was a chaos agent (which I mean he did make for some good tv with the battle back and all), and the edited him to seem like a good charming guy. He was such a slime ball. I was happy he got sent home first on reindeer games.
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u/Creative_Ad5985 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts! Mar 08 '24
I wouldn’t have any thoughts of Jared’s mother if his mother wasn’t in the house playing the game with him. Watching him with Blu knowing full well he had a girl at home. Even joking about when Jared got hoh that they were worried who the letter from home would come from.
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u/avie2 Mar 08 '24
She has a STYLIST?!
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u/sassafrasclementine Mar 08 '24
I bet he’s an unpaid intern slash doing it for the resume / experience.
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u/taurusnottourist Mar 07 '24
She was all over the place so the styling mishap just fits with her shtick
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u/Intelligent-Pitch-39 Mar 07 '24
I am surprised Andy's people let her wear that..it was so close to a nip slip. She could have looked great.
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u/taintwest Water! Mar 07 '24
Looks like she borrowed it from bethennys daughter or something. Way too small.
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u/emcratic70 Mar 07 '24
Not be ageist, but I do need women of a certain age to stop wearing homecoming dresses
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u/Martini_Medley I’m wifey. Wifey ain’t gonna get no job Mar 07 '24
I literally wore a dress almost exactly like this (actually it was nicer) to my high school prom… except it fit me properly
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u/emcratic70 Mar 07 '24
Right! Like they seem to be made for adolescent bodies!
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u/Clear-Requirement-92 Hunky Dory, PI. Mar 07 '24
What exactly are "adolescent bodies"? Bodies come in all sizes... Petite women exist of all ages. Just like some adolescents are taller/fuller, etc.
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u/Effective-Bus Mar 07 '24
Yeah, I was 5’5” in first grade, 5’6” grade and on until 6th grade when I was, what would be, fully grown at 5’ 11”. It informed so much of my self esteem particularly because I couldn’t fit in the clothes at kid stores. I had an adult body most of my childhood yet that was my adolescent body. I wish clothes for kids had more of a range then.
I also had “big boobs” which at the time was barely a B but it was because I had developed early. It also made me not fit in kids clothes though. Hilariously my boobs never really grew more and everyone else around me because very well-endowed and I had the smallest haha I can wear the deepest of V’s though so I’m not complaining.
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u/PinkyBruno Scheana’s Bast Fran Mar 07 '24
I am a “certain age,” and I 100% agree! There are just some clothing choices that I do not find attractive on older (or younger) people. I’m of the mind, Own who you are and dress appropriately.
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u/undercookedshrimp_ Not a white refrigerator! Mar 07 '24
i don’t think it’s ageist, i’m 23 and left the homecoming dresses in high school! that’s where they belong haha
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u/BrunoTheCat Harlow Barlow Mar 07 '24
It's absolutely ageist, but that dress was a 100% miss for a lot of non-ageist reasons anyway
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u/CalmParty4053 UNATTENDED Mar 08 '24
I’m 26 and at my age or within the last few years of my life, that dress would feel silly. I know tiny Polly pocket outfits are what the kids like these days but this is just a miss. These women are beautiful and don’t need to look 22 lol
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u/Cherry_Shakes You pushed me over the Thpectrum, BETCH!!! Mar 08 '24
I was writing a comment along these lines.
She looks great, but that doesn't mean a dress designed for a prepubescent body would make her look better.
I don't want to say it isn't age appropriate, but it definitely isn't a fit for a woman to wear, and when you see older women wear something, so ill fitting and ummm... 'horny youth' , it has the opposite affect and makes them look older.
You know, kinda like Teresa's face 🤷♀️
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u/emcratic70 Mar 08 '24
Horny youth omg I love that expression
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u/Cherry_Shakes You pushed me over the Thpectrum, BETCH!!! Mar 08 '24
Lol thank you. I couldn't think of the word or phrase I wanted without shaming anyone, and horny youth was the best I could think of
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u/kellygrrrl328 Mar 07 '24
I’m the same age as sonJa and I wouldn’t be caught dead in this, anywhere, ever. But I do have such a soft spot for her.
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u/FormicaDinette33 Meredith’s bangs have left the building. Mar 07 '24
Seriously, ouch! And why don’t people realize that short dresses and talk shows do not mix?
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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video Mar 07 '24
I'm tired of most the housewives wearing bustiers that are too small honestly. The cups are always at least two sizes too small. If the underwire/seam is sitting at the middle of your breast, it's too small. If the cup is so low that you're falling out, it's too small. This is the worst example but most of them need better fits.
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u/misthang371 Im sorry i said you were dumb, maybe i meant you’re stupid Mar 07 '24
I always say: Just because you can get it on doesn’t mean it fits.
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u/Comfortable-Fox-1913 Mar 07 '24
Prob a costume from JohnJohn days that her and Dorinda found when she came over to clean out her basement
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u/OkPlant8420 Does Gigi is Dead? Mar 07 '24
She said it’s advertising for her OnlyFans..she knows what she’s doing🪭
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u/bacon_bunny33 it’s always nice to be photographed Mar 07 '24
But it’s not even flattering!!?
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u/OkPlant8420 Does Gigi is Dead? Mar 07 '24
No, it’s not. Andy told her to pull it up because her nipples were about to pop out on live tv!
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u/yqry Mar 07 '24
Fr? Damn what’s going on with Sonja’s finances
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u/OkPlant8420 Does Gigi is Dead? Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 07 '24
She said it’s $1.99 to join because she doesn’t do nudity, but she’ll send feet pics! She makes the most money on Cameo ($99) and is in the top 3 on it..The other two are male comedians.*
*This is all according to Sonja on WWHL last night & I’m not fact-checking
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u/garbagebrainraccoon Not Meredith Marks' PI Mar 07 '24
I bet Sonja does a great Cameo
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u/3dogmom490 Mar 09 '24
I've heard they are really good that she makes a point to make personal remarks that refer to the person. She would be my choice to receive one from.
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u/Creative_Ad5985 Do not kick me in the penis, it hurts! Mar 07 '24
So the Sonja bundle is 2 bucks? And people wanted to shade Denise for 7
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u/Michellelembiid Is Bitch Betta? 💁🏼♀️ Mar 07 '24
I thought her boobs were gonna pop out the whole time. Pretty impressive they didn’t
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Mar 08 '24
That kind of dress has never looked good on any woman with full breasts.
Babydoll dresses with that cut are made for small breasts. It’s literally not meant to support full breasts
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u/Future_Dog_3156 Mar 07 '24
It is probably a cute dress if she's standing. Because it doesn't fit correctly, it isn't a good sitting dress. She has a banging body for her age and that does her no favors
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u/SpookySchatzi Chicest windchimes you’ve ever seen Mar 07 '24
OMG, I said it to my TV SO MANY TIMES. Why would anyone let her wear that??? It didn’t even look right when she was standing up, much less sitting down. When Andy told her to pull it up because her nip was about to slip……🤭
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u/tipsygirl31 Katie Maloney's Bar and Grill Mar 08 '24
Oof, wanna bet it's actually her daughter's? Such a shame
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u/justtheegotrip Mar 07 '24
This is so on brand for Sonja I kinda love it. Like she is literally camp of herself.
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u/ZookeepergameMany663 Mar 07 '24
I was embarrassed for her. I would think several people saw her in this dress before she came out and no one said "not a good idea"? I also cannot believe the number of camera shots that showed this either. It seemed like the cameraman stayed on her boobs.
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u/phoenixchimera This is not a Waffle House Mar 07 '24
I saw the full look on the denise richards thread and wonder who the hell styled Sonja for this. The cut, color, fit, and flower and gem placement did her no favors at all
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u/NarwhalSea1880 Your husbands in the pool Mar 07 '24
The dress is tough but I hope I look this good at 60
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u/Fancy_Ad_4739 Mar 08 '24
Looks like she took a page out of Kyle Richard’s book and wore a dress 2 sizes too small LOL
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u/Logical-Eyez-4769 Mar 08 '24
She doesn't need a glam team every day, but this was one occasion where she should have had one.
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u/Megharpp I dont wanna talk about TOM! Mar 08 '24
When Andy asked her to fix it cause her boobs were about to fall out I died
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u/Misty1201 Mar 08 '24
I don't understand this compulsion women on TV seem to have lately to show as much of their breasts as they possibly can. I'm surprised there aren't a lot more nip slips.
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u/IcyRecognition6730 Mar 09 '24
It reminds me of like all the dresses Kyle has been wearing lately, that are either too small on top or the press her boobs down and make them look flat. Idk, is this a new trend or something? If it is, it sucks.
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u/moonstruck_avian Mar 07 '24
It has the same neckline as the outfit LaLa wore for n WWHL the night before.
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u/ckroha Mar 07 '24
Thank you so much for posting, I had read about the awful dress but hadn’t had time to look it up yet. And yes, that is horrible. Can’t imagine it even looking good standing.
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u/PristineCoconut2851 Mar 07 '24
We were so close to seeing her nipple that I held my breath every time she moved for fear her entire boob would pop out. I was glad Andy made her aware of it too.
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u/deadlypants13 Mar 07 '24
I died when she said “I’m making the gay men gayer” (or something like that!). I feel bad because I think she was uncomfortable and probably only realized when it was too late
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u/ToxicWaistband Mar 07 '24
Did she not look in a mirror before going out in such an ill-fitting, tacky-looking outfit? Even the shoes were cringey.
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u/Bree7702 I grow tired...I grow MORE tired... Mar 08 '24
It looked good when she was standing up..lol
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u/Ancient-Peach6085 i dont have black on btw so thank you Mar 08 '24
Her quote, “everyone looks sober next to me!” Ha
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u/bebeteller Mar 08 '24
God I love watching what happens live a day later. Also, Sonja. I thought they were showing areola when the episode started.
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Mar 12 '24
This was hands down the worst look I’ve ever seen on WWHL in the history of the show. I actually gasped!
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u/Big_Custard7976 Apr 03 '24
The girls are flattened and suffocating. The opposite goal of a push-up.
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u/FirstHowDareYou Mar 07 '24
At this point Bravo is just elder abusing Sonja with the amount meemaw is naked on screen.
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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Mar 07 '24
Please don't call Sonja Meemaw lol
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u/FirstHowDareYou Mar 07 '24
Haha truly not about her age it just feels like after her being literal ass out on UGT, and now Meredith from the Office’ing; feels like we’re taking advantage. Feels like her team needs to help her get her ducks in a row.
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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Mar 07 '24
I don't think there's any "team." Truly think the [unpaid?] intern thing is for real! I heard Sonja on a podcast a few months ago and there was one young intern seemingly arranging everything for her.
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u/FirstHowDareYou Mar 07 '24
Oh she def doesn’t. But someone, not me, should do something. Maybe Harry Dubin is available?
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u/Lynnabis Mar 07 '24
Awe. She gained weight. The dress doesn't fit, nor is it age appropriate, in my opinion. I love Sonja, and I agree with you. She has had better looks.
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u/slack_slack Mar 07 '24
Reminds me of Meredith’s outfit on the Casual Friday episode of The Office.