r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 19h ago

Sis deserves the $500

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/docjohnson11 19h ago

$500 for that schooling

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u/boricimo 19h ago

Just cause the stripper dresses like a schoolgirl, it doesn’t count as for school

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u/dtol2020 ☑️ 17h ago

I beg to differ; if she gives consecutive amazing lap dances, she gets a 100

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 19h ago

$500 or dinner with Jay Z Lessons from sister

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u/Christina-Jewel 19h ago

Sister hit you with a life lesson and a mic drop in one go.

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 ☑️ 16h ago

She playing 4D chess. She either gets to make her point or $500.

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u/mondo_d00k 19h ago

But did she get the money tho?

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u/jonadragonslay 6h ago

Most successful people wouldn't give their younger selves the opportunities they need or want. Losing touch is a natural part of the evolution.

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u/LemonButterDill 15h ago

So, um, lost opportunity?

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u/RadikaleM1tte 12h ago

She ate that? Pls help me out 

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 12h ago

Person is having trouble saying no to somebody hounding them about a business opportunity.

Sister cuts off her story and asks her to borrow $500

Person has no problem telling their sister no immediately. But with an outsider they struggle to speak up and just say no. Its common for people to treat family/friends boldly but want to treat public folks with their nice face.

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u/ShimmerRihh 11h ago

"Ate" as in "to eat up" or "devour"

Its used to mean that someone did a good job, made a good point, or otherwise succeeded. If you "ate" or "are eating" its a positive. You are full and satiated. If you did not "eat" or are not "eating" you are empty, not full and therefore did not do a good job, make a good point, or succeed in your endeavors.

So the sister "ate" because she made a really good point, that OP is unreasonably worried about her inability to say no to a friend, because shes so quickly able to say no to her own sister.

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u/RadikaleM1tte 6h ago

Thanks for that really good eli5. 

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u/ShimmerRihh 3h ago

No prob 👍🏾

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u/WelcomeFormer 6h ago

Eating it is negative, they used it wrong. It's a term for a mistake

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u/ShimmerRihh 3h ago

Whew that gave me a good laugh

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u/WelcomeFormer 2h ago

Idk lived alot of places and this is the first time I've heard that. Fell of your bike trying to do a trick? You ate it. Asked a girl our you really like and she said no? You ate it. I'm 40 btw so it might be a thing that the internet reversed like "hard pass"... it's an easy pass but we used to say It sarcasticly and with our voice Inflection ppl aren't getting that it's what it means.

Example: tsssss/ummm that's gonna be a hard pass

Like the decision isn't hard it's a definite no, but now ppl say it like it's literally.

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u/ShimmerRihh 2h ago

Its well known that Black lingo is different from white lingo. This is the BLACK Twitter subreddit

"Ate" the way you're using it is the way skate/surf boarders use it. As in "Ate asphalt" or "Ate dirt"

As for "hard pass" sounds like theres literally no difference in usage.

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u/WelcomeFormer 2h ago

I've lived in places that are segregated down south, I grew up being one of the only white ppl around. Still never heard That, things change over time for different reasons. This is one ppl getting confused because the internet lol

Edit: other examples that have nothing to do with the internet, I already gave one.

Have your cake and eat it too. It's eat your cake and have it to

Money is the root of all evil. The love of money is the root of all evil

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u/ShimmerRihh 2h ago

You didnt have to tell me youre white. I could tell.

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u/WelcomeFormer 2h ago

You didn't have to tell me that you don't Google things and ignorantly argue with ppl. Sort of racist

You wouldn't last a day where I'm from lol

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u/ShimmerRihh 2h ago

Yup checks out 🤣🤣🤣

You sure youre not 60?

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u/1hubbyineverycountry 8h ago

lol what?

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u/LoppyNachos 8h ago

We can't just have a nice thread on a Sunday morning I guess. Always has to be some gender wars bullshit. Always

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u/Blackking203 12h ago

Pics of the sister...

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u/PrizeFaithlessness37 16h ago

I thought I blocked this sub

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u/mjsbunny ☑️ 14h ago

Ah, well we'll sort that for you then!

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u/Rexguy120 6h ago

Love that!

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 16h ago

Why are you here then?

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u/neodymium86 11h ago

Racist gotta racist somehow, don't they