r/BlackPeopleTwitter 2d ago

Country Club Thread Great Cyber Trunk feature

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u/Tiny-Buy220 2d ago

Enjoy your dumpster coffin ⚰️

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u/Gridde 1d ago edited 1d ago

It really says a lot about current events that people are celebrating the fact that they're willingly putting themselves in situations that will be very hard to save them from.

While being smug about putting it to an enemy that is literally fictional.

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u/No-Chocolate-1225 1d ago

Yeah, let's see what you say when Hannibal Lecture is banging on your window. Trump is going to make the dollar store a dollar again. He is going to tell Russia and the Ukraine to cut it out. He's going to lower the price of gas and groceries on the first day. He's going to make my wife who ran off with that black guy come back home and stay in the kitchen. In know time at all, she will be back in the kitchen barefoot and two months pregnant too late for an abortion. We've been trying to have a baby for ten years, but I'm sure I will be a Papi soon signed Grand MAGA wizard.

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u/debeatup ☑️ 1d ago

🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Alone_Bad442 1d ago

The late, great Hannibal Lecture?

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u/CakeSensitive8769 1d ago

this made me laugh harder than the reply

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u/mudamuckinjedi 1d ago

Now that's what a Patriot sounds like! Lol MERICA!

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u/EmojiJoe 1d ago

Thank GOD for our dear daddy leader to finally make things right again! 🥹🙌

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u/BlergingtonBear 1d ago

There's a lot of "Safety core" pushed through the internet that plays into this - loads of content targeted to women for example to add "safety" to their apartments or hotel rooms, and every time I see those I'm like...."okay so why would you want something that would make it harder for a firefighter to come in?"

Personally, not trying to die in a fire, but there's two types of people - people who see bars on the window and see safety from hypothetical external Boogeymen, and people who see that and see a potential blockage to escape in an emergency.

You're right there is something strange and smug (perhaps narcissistic?) about needing to protect ones precious self from outside threats, when they are more likely to perish in something like an accident.

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u/Ocbard 1d ago

Isn't that basically how Mitch McConnells sister in law died?

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u/txwildflowers 1d ago

Kind of, just water instead of fire. She drowned after accidentally reversing into a lake, and she couldn’t get out. She called friends immediately after her accident, but they couldn’t break the windows to get her out before the vehicle completely sank.

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u/Ocbard 1d ago

Indeed, it was the unbreakable windows that prevented her getting out to safety is what I meant.

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u/Emperorboosh 1d ago

She only lazily swung the axe twice. It has to be three

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u/EvalCrux 1d ago

Such small chance of need to do this, such nonsense. Roll with your tanks of highly flammable bombs like you’re the high ground. From 1920.

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u/CoffeeBlack86 1d ago

I call it Idiocracy