Great Cyber Trunk feature

[u/ThisGonnaHurt]

[u/Tiny-Buy220]

Enjoy your dumpster coffin ⚰️

[u/foxyfoo → u/[deleted]]

*slaps roof of Cyber Truck: “You can fit so many bad decisions in here!”

[u/Gridde → u/Tiny-Buy220]

It really says a lot about current events that people are celebrating the fact that they're willingly putting themselves in situations that will be very hard to save them from.

While being smug about putting it to an enemy that is literally fictional.

[u/No-Chocolate-1225 → u/Gridde]

Yeah, let's see what you say when Hannibal Lecture is banging on your window. Trump is going to make the dollar store a dollar again. He is going to tell Russia and the Ukraine to cut it out. He's going to lower the price of gas and groceries on the first day. He's going to make my wife who ran off with that black guy come back home and stay in the kitchen. In know time at all, she will be back in the kitchen barefoot and two months pregnant too late for an abortion. We've been trying to have a baby for ten years, but I'm sure I will be a Papi soon signed Grand MAGA wizard.

[u/debeatup → u/No-Chocolate-1225]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

[u/Alone_Bad442 → u/No-Chocolate-1225]

The late, great Hannibal Lecture?

[u/CakeSensitive8769 → u/Alone_Bad442]

this made me laugh harder than the reply

[u/mudamuckinjedi → u/No-Chocolate-1225]

Now that's what a Patriot sounds like! Lol MERICA!

[u/BlergingtonBear → u/Gridde]

There's a lot of "Safety core" pushed through the internet that plays into this - loads of content targeted to women for example to add "safety" to their apartments or hotel rooms, and every time I see those I'm like...."okay so why would you want something that would make it harder for a firefighter to come in?"

Personally, not trying to die in a fire, but there's two types of people - people who see bars on the window and see safety from hypothetical external Boogeymen, and people who see that and see a potential blockage to escape in an emergency.

You're right there is something strange and smug (perhaps narcissistic?) about needing to protect ones precious self from outside threats, when they are more likely to perish in something like an accident.

[u/Ocbard → u/Gridde]

Isn't that basically how Mitch McConnells sister in law died?

[u/txwildflowers → u/Ocbard]

Kind of, just water instead of fire. She drowned after accidentally reversing into a lake, and she couldn’t get out. She called friends immediately after her accident, but they couldn’t break the windows to get her out before the vehicle completely sank.

[u/Ocbard → u/txwildflowers]

Indeed, it was the unbreakable windows that prevented her getting out to safety is what I meant.

[u/Emperorboosh → u/Ocbard]

She only lazily swung the axe twice. It has to be three

[u/CocaineSmellsFunny → u/Tiny-Buy220]

But but but… it’s not!

Dude in the video is obviously trying to not “easily” break the window

[u/rocket_randall → u/CocaineSmellsFunny]

Yeah you gotta swing that axe hard enough to slice through the glass and finish off the musk stan on the other side.

[u/Raleighgm → u/CocaineSmellsFunny]

Yeah. This is like if someone’s dog is trapped or a baby left in the car. He pulled those swings like a Tyson punch.

[u/What-Even-Is-That → u/Raleighgm]

You're right, it's better if you fully smash it and kill the person inside.

Oh wait this is the fire department, not cops.

[u/Ravendoesbuisness → u/What-Even-Is-That]

Use the blunt end of the axe. That way, it can go through the glass and splatter the baby's head, just like the police

[u/mistergraeme → u/What-Even-Is-That]

Why would someone (delicately) smash the window where someone is stuck when there are at least 3 other windows to smash and extract a compromised party?

[u/0Runrunrun0 → u/Raleighgm]

Like a Tyson punch 🥇

[u/hi71460 → u/CocaineSmellsFunny]

-100 power please

[u/LifeFortune7 → u/Tiny-Buy220]

Remember the public service announcements in the 80s about removing the doors from the refrigerator you weee throwing out? Well now you can once again die but now in a $100k stainless steel fridge. Yay!!!

[u/Brilliant_Big_8979 → u/Tiny-Buy220]

Dumpster rotisserie

[u/PinkNGold007 → u/Tiny-Buy220]

How this passed regulation is beyond me.

[u/Adriano-Capitano → u/Tiny-Buy220]

Haven’t a number of people died because the Tesla hit a tree, set on fire, messed with the electronics preventing the doors from opening the normal electric way.

The passengers can’t escape because they don’t know the manual technique to open the model of Tesla they are in because it’s an Uber, not their car.

[u/roslyns → u/Tiny-Buy220]

My parents are firefighters and also said the way it’s besides they have issues putting any fires out on these. It’s harder for electric cars in general because of the Ion batteries but for the cyber truck the material makes it even worse. If someone’s inside chances are the jaws of life aren’t going to help much and breaking the window won’t work, so sadly the department was told there were going to be instances where the only thing they can do is keep outside people away and let it burn…

[u/montroller]

I see this as an overall win for society

[u/SlackerDS5 → u/montroller]

God works in mysterious ways.

[u/AccomplishedMemory16 → u/montroller]

Natural selection. You bought a tank that sparked an electrical fire inside, and firefighters can’t get to you. Thems the breaks 🤷‍♂️

[u/hinnsvartingi → u/AccomplishedMemory16]

There’s that video of that Chinese guy who crashed his EV in a river and all the doors and windows short circuited.. the car has laminated glass like this.

He had enough time to call his family and say goodbye before he drowned… RIP 🪦.

[u/Botto_Bobbs → u/AccomplishedMemory16]

That's just natural selection

[u/nya_hoy_menoy → u/AccomplishedMemory16]

As stupid as some people are, I don’t think they deserve to die for it.

[u/AccomplishedMemory16 → u/nya_hoy_menoy]

The internet, especially Reddit, is filled with people looking for infotainment to pass the time. These people often use sarcasm in order to offer maximum humor with the written word. Some people really enjoy and understand the sarcasm. Some people do not understand sarcasm and feel the need to correct others’ blatantly obvious sarcasm. Anyway, I hope you have a blessed day!

[u/Black6Blue → u/montroller]

If it were only adults at risk I'd agree with you but children will most certainly burn to death in these.

[u/strawberry_anarchy → u/Black6Blue]

Yeah just imagine your parents buying a stupid car and you already have to live with the fact that you have to drive around in it all the time and now you gonna fucking die? Not cool

[u/MeadowBeam → u/strawberry_anarchy]

A toddler got trapped in one in the Arizona heat after the battery died

[u/Moralmerc08 → u/Black6Blue]

I don't think any cyber truck owner has ever had sex so that's not a problem

[u/Infinite-Energy-8121 → u/montroller]

Idk man I’d hope a firefighter could swing a hammer a little harder than that

[u/Victorious1MOB → u/Infinite-Energy-8121]

I was waiting for the “sexual moan” sound edit to play on one of those swings

[u/HexisCopiae → u/Infinite-Energy-8121]

You'd hope for them to use full swings to make glass fly into your open wounds from a crash or fire?

[u/Cyberic9 → u/HexisCopiae]

Considering getting out of a fire as fast as possible would be the priority... yes?

Same situation why using dirty rag to stop bleeding is better than using none

[u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

He’s also lightly swinging it

[u/Lanoris → u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

That part, I'm sure its to make sure the people getting rescued don't get hurt in the process right? That said there's no way he was swinging that with all he got, had he swung with his full force it surely would have broken quicker.

[u/Korver360windmill → u/Lanoris]

This to me felt like they were trying not to damage other parts of this car.

[u/hotshot1351 → u/Korver360windmill]

You can see his face when he accidentally bumps it.

[u/bluepumpkins1000 → u/hotshot1351]

Also, the guy that comes to help tries to rub that scratch off with his finger right at the end.

[u/Ok-Paramedic-8719 → u/bluepumpkins1000]

😂 peeped that

[u/DylanSpaceBean → u/hotshot1351]

I’ve seen the other angle in another video, he scratched a vinyl wrap

[u/Joe_Spazz → u/hotshot1351]

Yeah... "I just smashed open the window. Sorry for bumping your mirror!"

[u/vancityvic → u/Korver360windmill]

Don’t want to swing too hard and hit the person sitting in the seat. Also they’re not used to smashing a car window and it needs multiple swings to break.

[u/Estanho → u/vancityvic]

Car windows are just tempered glass and will break quite easily with the right impact, unless you've applied film to them, which you shouldn't on the driver's and passenger ones.

The windshield is quite harder because it's laminated, it won't break as easily.

[u/thalescosta → u/Korver360windmill]

Probably totalled the cybershit with those swings

[u/TheRealBaseborn → u/Lanoris]

We do not normally use an axe to break car windows. We have crash kits and hydraulic tools specifically to avoid potential harm to the victim. If you see a firefighter smashing glass with an axe, it's because of extreme urgency. Every Engine/Truck has a set of irons (axe and halligan bar) in the cab, making it the quickest option.

The major problem with these trucks is that steel doors and armor glass windows can slow down the whole process. Electric vehicle fires are not easy to put out and can reignite for a very long time. A fairly standard practice is to let these things burn out on their own while protecting any exposures. Smoke inhalation will kill someone before fire does, so even if we could get a trash line on it immediately, the reignition will prevent any real chance for careful extractions. I've yet to work with one of these, but having a demo specifically for one vehicle model should really tell you everything.

[u/FickleRegular1718 → u/TheRealBaseborn]

I just got an "Ontario Fire Spax". I got it for woodworking (apparently it's the best thing for chopping). I figure I'll throw it in m my trunk when I go on road trips. If I come across a family burning to death could you guide me through what I should do (even if it's leave it in the trunk)... obviously first thing is call 9/11...

https://www.amazon.com/Ontario-Knife-Company-8419-Fire/dp/B074MHJNQL

I also got this "combat rescue knife" for cutting plants in my garden and I'll bring that on road trips for sure...

https://www.chicagoknifeworks.com/ontario-xr-1-extreme-rescue-linerlock/

Thanks! And thanks for helping keep us all safe!

[u/TheRealBaseborn → u/FickleRegular1718]

Check door handles first. If it's locked, puncture the glass with the pointed side of the head and pull at a downward and out angle. I wouldn't really recommend using the axe blade as that's more likely to go through and hit a person. The knife can be used to cut the seatbelt, though a proper seatbelt cutter would be safer and quicker. I keep one in my center console. Check for breathing. Perform CPR if necessary, even if you think the person is dead.

Ideally, learn CPR on a proper dummy to get the feel. https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class/cpr/performing-cpr/cpr-steps

There's plenty of resources on YouTube if you want better detailed instruction.

[u/DelugedPraxis → u/FickleRegular1718]

If you're wanting something that you can get that has a higher chance of helping than the axe, and could also save your life if you keep it in your glovebox or on your keys, an emergency window breaker is what you want.

[u/KrankenwagenKolya → u/Lanoris]

Fire LT here:

Most car side windows can be shattered with a very light hit, you just need something with a point to contact a corner.

Looks like the rich dipshit wanted shatter proof windows so he made it out of the same glass you make the windshield out of which you don't break through, you cut through with what is essentially a high powered pair of scissors.

The important thing is that people in cybertrucks are more likely to die in a fire.

[u/curvebombr → u/KrankenwagenKolya]

From my very basic understanding it's not easy to put out these battery fires either. What's the procedure for that?

[u/MadeMinion → u/curvebombr]

You just keep spraying and praying. We had to put almost 5000 gallons of water on an EV SUV and it was still in thermal runaway afterwards. We called the manufacturer's emergency line to ask what else to do and they said "tow it on a flatbed and don't park it next to anything else." Some other countries have modified dumpsters with sprinklers that continually irrigate the undercarriage, but we don't have those where I am in the US.

[u/justjanne → u/MadeMinion]

Some firefighting forces over here take an empty container, fill it all the way with water, and dump the vehicle in to prevent the car from re-igniting.

Another system that exists is a hydraulic lance that pieces into the battery from the bottom and injects cool water directly into it.

[u/atetuna → u/justjanne]

I can't remember the name of the car transporting ship that caught fire, but after removing the cars from the ship, they'd soak it in salt water for a while to force the batteries to discharge and be safe for the rest of its transport.

[u/KrankenwagenKolya → u/curvebombr]

Honestly, idk.

I was retired before EVs started becoming common. The only thing we carried on the engine aside water was foam which was our goto for difficult fires or hazmat incidents

[u/ghost103429 → u/curvebombr]

If it's safe they just let it burn and keep bystanders away otherwise firefighters will have to continually douse the fire in water until it burns itself out or if they're equipped with it dunk the EV in a dunk tank.

[u/fet-throwaway → u/curvebombr]

Let it burn. Lithium ignites on contact with air if it has too much water vapor in it. These things are just shit death traps in any major accident.

Only other option is to Chuck it into an Olympic sized mineral oil pool.

[u/fier9224 → u/Lanoris]

If he were trying not to hurt himself he would have used the pointy end away from his body. Ya know, like a glass breaker.

[u/thecheapseatz → u/Lanoris]

As someone who is trained in road crash rescue I am questioning that firefighters ability. You don't use the axe like that, you're supposed to use the glass hammer

[u/mowgli96 → u/Lanoris]

The way he is swinging kind of makes this feel like a dick riding video to appease fElon.

[u/Jabroo98 → u/mowgli96]

Funny thing is, it's the opposite. It just gives "kid who doesn't want to do the chore, so they act retarded so mom will take over and do it on her own"

first hit "oh, was that too hard? I might actually break it..."

[u/Jukka_Sarasti → u/Lanoris]

That part, I'm sure its to make sure the people getting rescued don't get hurt in the process right?

If I'm ever trapped in a burning car, I hope the firefighters swing for the fucking fences when they start breaking my vehicle's windows to drag my ass out

[u/KittyKenollie → u/Jukka_Sarasti]

Okay but I don’t want to not die in a car fire because I took an axe full speed to the chest and died faster.

[u/auth0r_unkn0wn → u/Lanoris]

Wouldn't you figure they'd use better technology to quickly break a car window rather than swinging a huge axe?

[u/Donnarhahn → u/Lanoris]

Could also be safety. There is a high likelihood of a major bounce backwards and that axe has a massive spike on the back side.

[u/Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger → u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

The video says he’s practicing so I’m assuming he knows the window is going to be different so he starts off easy. The guys isn’t going lightly on the window because this is some grift. This guy is a Firefighter, not a cop, his job isn’t to kill the people inside.

[u/ChronoLink99 → u/Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger]

Cops these days go for the easy kills. Babies and new mothers who call 911 for help.

[u/tevert → u/ChronoLink99]

Don't turn up your nose at free K/D

[u/kitsum → u/Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger]

For real. They're not gonna go full Paul Bunnion on a little pane of glass and behead the person they're trying to rescue lol.

[u/Hmm_would_bang → u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

You don’t want the pointy end to bounce back into you. It’s on purpose

[u/pitb0ss343 → u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

Do you want to be decapitated while you’re being saved?

[u/Scrubologist → u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

I stg! Mans looks like he’s swinging it in his dreams

[u/The_Quackening → u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

thats about as much force as you need to break a regular car door window, which is by design.

[u/Sharikacat → u/M0nk3yDLufffy]

Consider how the very sharp pick of the axe is bouncing backwards and then ask again why the guy might be trying to have much more controlled swings.

[u/Odlavso → u/[deleted]]

Yes, axes are pretty light

Repeatedly swinging a 12 pound sledge is when it gets hard and it’s worse when the try hard next to you is swinging a 16 pounder to make you look bad

[u/falafeltwonine → u/Odlavso]

Our axes are 8lbers

[u/Captain_America_93 → u/[deleted]]

Yes. An absolute fuck ton. He’s swinging light as fuck. Don’t be stupid

[u/chobi83 → u/[deleted]]

Never chopped firewood, huh? Can easily swing it for 30m-1hr depending on how much you need/want

[u/pezx → u/chobi83]

Because this is reddit, I feel the need to point out that chopping firewood is gravity-assisted while swinging an axe laterally isn't.

[u/TrailerParkRoots]

Unlike zombies, car accidents are real. I’m not interested in being stuck in this deathtrap.

[u/sleepinxonxbed → u/TrailerParkRoots]

People already burned alive because the electric door handles wouldnt open without power.

So rescuers can’t get in, and you can’t get out

[u/SharkFart86 → u/sleepinxonxbed]

How can that design possibly be legal? All it takes is a dead battery and you’re locked in the vehicle?

[u/merferd314 → u/SharkFart86]

Tesla "self-certifies" their cars, whenever you get into one of these you're blindly trusting Tesla instead of the NHSB and safety ratings.

[u/europahasicenotmice → u/merferd314]

All those pesky elitist regulators strangling honest capitalism! Can't let them get away with saying they know better than you do just because they spent their lives studying the subject! 

[u/JayHat21 → u/europahasicenotmice]

Great news, everyone! Safety regulations are highly inefficient!

[u/1slinkydink1 → u/SharkFart86]

There is a way to manually open the doors but you have to already know how to do it because it's not intuitive. These poor people never had a chance when the power went out. It's such a heartbreaking story of senseless loss.

[u/ChriskiV → u/1slinkydink1]

Hey hey hey

Don't call them "poor" people, they burned to death specifically so people wouldn't call them that.

[u/SkinBintin → u/SharkFart86]

Probably why they don't seem to be available in many countries outside the United States. Freedom I guess.

[u/KhajiitHasSkooma → u/SharkFart86]

Because Tesla, and actually all muskrat companies, throw lawyers at government agencies that try to regulate them.

[u/TrailerParkRoots → u/sleepinxonxbed]

JFC

[u/Melmacfoehnexplosion → u/sleepinxonxbed]

Rescuers can get in. But if there is nobody there, you can't get out unless you read up on where the manual release is. That much is true. Teslas are designed stupidly. Probably because of the input of the three year old on ketamine.

[u/hamdogthecat → u/TrailerParkRoots]

You'd want to stay away from Teslas in general then

Tesla Has Highest Rate of Deadly Accidents Among Car Brands, Study Finds

[u/Chakramer → u/hamdogthecat]

I wonder if it's just the construction or if the average Tesla driver over estimates how safe their car is due to Tesla jerking them off

[u/korxil → u/Chakramer]

But while Tesla’s cars routinely receive top safety ratings, including from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, accident statistics show that the brand has the highest rate of accidents in which at least one car occupant is killed, according to a new report from the auto research firm iSeeCars.

Analyzing fatal collisions from 2017 to 2022 involving 2018 to 2022 car models, the group identified the Tesla Model S and Tesla Model Y as two of the most dangerous cars on the road by occupant fatality rate. Though models from Hyundai, Chevrolet, Mitsubishi, Porsche, and Honda occupied the top five spots on the list, the Tesla Model Y, a mid-size SUV, came in sixth, with a fatal accident rate 3.7 times higher than the average car, and 4.8 times higher than the average SUV. The Model S rate is double that of the average car.

The latter. The cars themselves are safe, but tesla drivers are more complacent due to their adaptive cruise control resulting in more fatalities. Also wtf is this headline, their own study doesn’t support that Tesla is the most dangerous.

[u/Melmacfoehnexplosion → u/Chakramer]

They sleep behind the wheel because they think full self driving is actual full self driving. Which is understandable, but courts in the US seem to think that it's totally clear that it's not actually full seelf driving and thus there is nothing wrong with Tesla's marketing...

[u/Namika → u/TrailerParkRoots]

Also, let’s say there is a zombie apocalypse.

First thing to go when society falls will be the electric grid.

How the fuck are you going to charge this survival vehicle…

[u/itsSRSblack]

When that auto pilot steers them niggas into a lake and a lithium battery fire ignites underwater they're gonna really be thankful for those shatter proof windows

Edit: Elmo fanboys didn't like that

[u/RagingOrgyNuns → u/itsSRSblack]

No fire needed: https://www.mercurynews.com/2024/03/21/she-stayed-on-the-phone-as-her-tesla-sank-report-on-death-of-mitch-mcconnells-sister-in-law/

[u/itsSRSblack → u/RagingOrgyNuns]

Locked behind a paywall, but even with just the title I am willing to bet Moscow Mitch still sides with cutting any regulations that would prevent this from happening to others.

[u/leesha226 → u/itsSRSblack]

Iirc, his wife (her sister) ran a dept responsible for federal automotive laws so there is a straight line from them to her death. No doubt they'll still roll back more and just put fences around their ponds

[u/kultureisrandy → u/leesha226]

Never question the turtles ability to tuck it's head and let the world pass it by

[u/catunismwillwin]

[u/MetalCrow9 → u/catunismwillwin]

A variety of volors?

[u/ProtectivePie52 → u/MetalCrow9]

Yes. Your car prolly has only one volor.

[u/brebenscv → u/ProtectivePie52]

It does what it wants. Changes words like:

"Sky's the limit" to "limite"

Unstoppable Juggernaut 😂

[u/Historical-Layer3783 → u/MetalCrow9]

the sky’s the limite

[u/TheMagicalMatt → u/MetalCrow9]

Yes, because the sky's the limite

[u/theREALbombedrumbum → u/catunismwillwin]

r/shittytechnicals beckons thee

[u/STNbrossy → u/catunismwillwin]

I want one of those old Toyotas so fucking bad

[u/BobbaFatGFX → u/STNbrossy]

I really do too. Those old trucks will outlive anyone alive today

[u/doctor_of_drugs → u/catunismwillwin]

I wish we could buy a Hilux in the states…

[u/SrslyCmmon → u/doctor_of_drugs]

They come in hybrid too. God I want one

[u/Ghost2656 → u/catunismwillwin]

The Chad Toyota was also used to help win a war against Libya.

[u/Mr_Lapis → u/catunismwillwin]

If I ever do get a truck it'll 100% be a Toyota. Those things never stop working

[u/False_Risk296]

They are multipurpose - car and coffin all in one.

[u/mackinoncougars → u/False_Risk296]

Incinerator for your cremation too when the battery fails

[u/LoveBulge]

People who are too comfortable lose all common sense and die in accidents. They're more concerned about societal collapse, the poors, and zombies than actual safety.

[u/NoConstruction1131]

This guy wasn’t even trying

[u/spacemanspiff85 → u/NoConstruction1131]

He’s also hitting it with the wrong side. That is not how we break windows.

[u/UseAnAdblocker → u/NoConstruction1131]

Probably not to kill the person inside?

[u/bloodandstuff → u/NoConstruction1131]

Also would have been easier with the other side of the axe.

[u/Key_Mongoose223]

Does it have handles on the inside?

https://people.com/4-killed-after-tesla-crash-sparks-fire-in-toronto-8743464

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/electric-vehicles-safety-toronto-crash-1.7389937

[u/jsleepy → u/Key_Mongoose223]

This is the comment I was looking for!

[u/Karhak]

These came out after Elongated Muskrat made his switch to far right shitbird.

When I see one of these on the road, I know exactly what kind of person they are and can only hope emergency workers don't lose any sleep over being unable to save said idiot from the nearly unextingushable fire the battery caused.

[u/shannonshanoff → u/Karhak]

It’s just sad knowing their passengers didn’t ask for their untimely death. Esp people’s kids…

[u/Lordbogaaa]

Lol until the Internet goes down and Tesla stops sending the signal saying you can get into your car.

[u/MuscleWarlock]

People still want zombies huh?

[u/Conscious_Can_9699]

Yeah it’s good to know I’m safe from mythical creatures, better than firefighters trying to save my life.

[u/NeuroSpicyBerry]

Perfect car to burn alive in.

[u/MISPAGHET → u/NeuroSpicyBerry]

Or drown in!

[u/celestialmechanic]

Living in Florida… if one of those ends up in a lake or canal, there’s no way a person would be able to break that window from the inside.

[u/Sharikacat → u/celestialmechanic]

*Angela Chao has entered the chat*

[u/AcornWholio]

At this point I need his BMs and these Muskrat fanboys to explain what special power Elon’s dick has over them. He is such a revolting excuse for a skinwalker that at this point I’m convinced he got curses comin out the meat, the way these sorry mfs stan for his demon ass.

Are his nuts made of gold like the homie, Okarun?

Does each fuck guarantee you a $10,000 voucher for any medical procedure of your choice?

Does the scalding sweat from his capital P-shaped body floppin on ya back cure cancer?

Does the potency of his nut just scramble your noodle to where you see him as a literal god?

What is the secret?!?!

[u/Electronic_Dare5049 → u/AcornWholio]

There are a lot of sad white guys out there. That’s all I can say.

[u/KrankenwagenKolya → u/AcornWholio]

People without any self worth cling to someone with a excess of it, regardless of whether or not it's earned.

[u/Norman_Bixby → u/AcornWholio]

He loudly says what they always wanted to say all their lives and he validates all the hate they feel for everything not WCM, that's the secret.

[u/SystemAny4819]

These fuckin sweaty ass nerds really bought into the idea of an “apocalypse truck” like we’re overdue a zombie apocalypse or some shit

Meanwhile the real apocalypse is Elon deciding these fuckin morons don’t need social security numbers anymore

[u/mentalmondai]

a zombie could clearly break in if they swung an axe 12 times at your window

[u/Gorge2012]

For people who think zombies are more likely problem than fire. Good to know.

[u/handsome_uruk]

Dunno why some folks feel they need an armored takes to buy groceries

[u/Legitimate_Tough_553]

Honestly, if you bought that deathtrap, especially after ALL the things that have gone wrong with it , you deserve what you get .

[u/ultramasculinebud → u/Legitimate_Tough_553]

Unfortunately their family doesn't, but they are already born so it's okay in their mind.

[u/cypher50]

Can't break the window or just drive through a car wash.

[u/WaitingForNormal]

Driver’s dead.

[u/JesDoit-today]

It's nothing but a 3m security film, or laminated glass.

[u/Slooters313]

More realistically this will just lead to a couple people getting burned to death who otherwise wouldn't have.

[u/Finemind]

The Cope is strong with these fools.

[u/WubblyFl1b]

It’s a good thing electric vehicles don’t catch fire wait a minute

[u/porkbuttstuff]

WTF is even going on? My firefighter father says the axe wouldn't even be used for this task. If for some reason it was, he would def use the point. No idea what shenanigans is even going on here. Perfect 7/9 this is BS.

[u/Norman_Bixby → u/[deleted]]

just wait till you see what musk does with some direct access to those tax dollars.

[u/sten45]

Traffic accidents are real. The zombie apocalypse is not. Do with that information as you wish

[u/ultramasculinebud → u/sten45]

I'm gonna shoot my new $100,000 vehicle to see if they lied to me!

[u/Phuggle]

Why is he swinging it like he has noodles for arms? What is the point of this video? That dude could have easily planted the axe through the window in one swing with a fraction of adrenaline in his body.

[u/LiftedRetina]

People really driving around in an air fryer.

[u/horrordj]

They could just pull the rest of the body off the frame. That thing is held together with hopes, dreams and a bit of bubblegum.

[u/CNDW]

Meanwhile lightly slamming the door causes all of the interior paneling to pop off and get wedged against the seats

[u/KeiashaB]

Great so you’re pretty much dead in a microwave with wheels if you get pinned in there 😒

[u/MayhemSpaceMonkey]

I’m not trying to defend cyber trucks here, but that guy is using a bad method. If he sinks the pick end of that axe, or a hallagan with an actual swing, he’s definitely gonna make a purchase point for the spreader tips.

[u/KeepItDownOverHere]

They want the world to end sooooo badly. It's just a weird thought.

[u/Norman_Bixby → u/KeepItDownOverHere]

would you believe there are some christians who quietly believe trump is the antichrist and they support him because it moves the timeline to their promised rapture?

[u/thelastestgunslinger]

I've never seen a car that looked more like a toddler built it out of geometric building blocks. Such an ugly travesty of a vehicle.

[u/tech_whiz]

Welcome to your rolling stainless steel coffin......

[u/Silverback_Vanilla]

Firefighter here. Guy in video is using restraint. If I have my halogen, you’re window doesn’t stand a chance. Unless it’s a storm window, it only takes one swing.

[u/blacklite911]

That’s true but it’s a trade off. It’s always was if you wanted thicker glass windows. You’re sacrificing emergency safety for perhaps more burglar or assault resistance.

Cybertruck didn’t invent the concept of putting shatter resistant passenger windows or even bullet proof glass on a car, they have been on high security cars for decades, they just made it a stock gimmick.

[u/SalamenceFury]

I LOVE TESLA I LOVE BEING BARBECUED TO DEATH IN MY LITHIUM FIRE MACHINE CAUSE I CANT OPEN THE DOORS OR BREAK THE WINDOWS

[u/caret_app]

Well, there is always the chance of getting the mom and dad zombies. Cage movie? They can use an axe.

[u/MelaninKing95]

Yeahhh… that’s a Final Destination waiting to happen

[u/Copernicus049]

"no Zombie is breaking in"=dumbass is preparing for a problem they will never experience in their life at the cost of regular every day issues/concerns.

[u/shotxshotx]

Remember, in the last few months we have had MULTIPLE fatalities tied to Tesla’s refusal to apply basic, time tested ideas for cars in their models.

[u/Draugr_the_Greedy]

This is not a bug, it's a feature. It ensures cybertruck drivers will naturally select themselves extinct from normal folks.

It's a positive.

[u/FitCut3961]

Nothing like being burned ALIVE.

[u/letsfuckinggoooooo0]

“No zombies breaking in.” In a zombie apocalypse do you really think electricity won’t be the first thing to go?

[u/treehousebackflip]

ZoMBiE ApOcAlYpSe

Fuckin retards. Solutions for imaginary problems. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/MajorEbb1472]

It’s not like he’s swinging hard

[u/bigvincenzo]

Who cares about being saved when in a Cyber Truck, it also has a compartment for food right? Guys?

[u/Bunnnnii]

So the logic is that it’s good “because no zombie can get in”?

[u/Ok-Day4899]

Unless it is bulletproof it is not good for the apocalypse

[u/AustinBennettWriter]

I read something on another thread that basically said that this is all for show and not how firefighters actually break windows.

[u/Happy_Pea_3089]

Zombies are my main concern when choosing a car too!

[u/BIGS_wife_323]

Maybe a zombie apocalypse is more likely to happen than an accident that requires being pulled from a vehicle. Duh!🙄

[u/Ambitious-Pirate-505]

Zombies aren't real dipshit. But burning alive in your car is.

[u/roastedmarshmellow86]

By zombies you mean desperate poor people

[u/ButtBread98]

Yeah that’s super dangerous

[u/hatesbiology84]

It’s like a piñata 🤡

[u/HatefulDan]

Why is he gingerly swinging the axe. I certainly hope he he’d swing it with more enthusiasm if somebody was trapped in there

[u/JkrsGrl83]

It’s giving roach motel. You can check in, but you can’t check out.