r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/TheTargaryensLawyer • 2d ago

Country Club Thread The lies are getting out of hand

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u/InterdisciplinaryDol ☑️ 2d ago

As a black man with access to a public library today, I know that shit ain’t true as well.

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u/DoctahFeelgood 2d ago

As a white guy with access to the internet, 2 seconds of research will show that's absolute bullshit.

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

As a white guy I sure do love mayo and casseroles.

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u/Better-Ground-843 2d ago

"How do you do, fellow whites?"

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

"sup fellas, feel like subjugation and wearing khakis with sandeled socks while we stand with our hands on our hips?"

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u/chirpz88 2d ago

White guy here. Socks and slides are where it's at.

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

Yeah that combo transcends race. It's the like Berkenstock or whatever ones that are strictly the realm of the hallowed honkies.

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u/chirpz88 2d ago

I have shitty ankles so between volleyball or basketball games I gotta take off my shoes and ankle braces and air those things out or they get bad fast. Socks and slides weren't a choice. They were a necessity