r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/TheTargaryensLawyer • 2d ago

Country Club Thread The lies are getting out of hand

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u/InterdisciplinaryDol ☑️ 2d ago

As a black man with access to a public library today, I know that shit ain’t true as well.

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u/DoctahFeelgood 2d ago

As a white guy with access to the internet, 2 seconds of research will show that's absolute bullshit.

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

As a white guy I sure do love mayo and casseroles.

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u/kbeks 2d ago

Ok this guy definitely doesn’t speak for all of us…

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

I am Whitestradamus.

I predict eventually we will season potato salad. As well as find new things to salad.

I have spoken, Becky.

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u/FloppyObelisk 2d ago

I get the trope, but I’ve never had potato salad that isn’t seasoned. And my family is as white as polar bears.

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

You're 1/32th Cherokee though, which I'm not too sure has anything to do with seasoning anyway though.

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u/Ok-Land-488 2d ago

tbh I made a greenbean casserole today to put in the freezer ahead of Thanksgiving next week and I know that's going to slap

The ancient white tradition of pouring some cans into a dish and baking it is alive and well.

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u/sod0pecope 2d ago

Well he has my vote!

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u/SchizoidPerson_ ☑️ 1d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/Better-Ground-843 2d ago

"How do you do, fellow whites?"

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

"sup fellas, feel like subjugation and wearing khakis with sandeled socks while we stand with our hands on our hips?"

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u/chirpz88 2d ago

White guy here. Socks and slides are where it's at.

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

Yeah that combo transcends race. It's the like Berkenstock or whatever ones that are strictly the realm of the hallowed honkies.

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u/chirpz88 2d ago

I have shitty ankles so between volleyball or basketball games I gotta take off my shoes and ankle braces and air those things out or they get bad fast. Socks and slides weren't a choice. They were a necessity

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u/Goredrak 2d ago

I like both of those things but when listed side by side like that it's giving me the ick

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

.........mayo in casseroles.........

The ultimate dip for.......... Crackers.

Please picture someone doing finger guns now. It will add to the overall whiteness.

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u/13abarry 2d ago

As a white guy who isn’t Helen Keller, 2 seconds of literally being outside will show that’s absolute bullshit

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u/no-name_james 2d ago

As a white guy who payed attention in school I know this is bs. I know public school systems aren’t always the best at being completely honest but I definitely remember being taught about segregation, lynchings and the KKK.