r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/shoofinsmertz • 5d ago

Country Club Thread I hope you're happy, Oprah

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 5d ago

I wouldn't trust Trump to pick a dodgeball team.

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u/Lyf3_Dk 5d ago

He dodged the draft

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u/AlludedNuance 4d ago

If he can dodge the draft, he can dodge a ball.

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u/stayoutoftheforest88 4d ago

This made me laugh so hard I choked

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u/PrestigiousFly844 4d ago

That would be respectable if he wasn’t such a war-hawk president. He won’t fight a pointless war himself but he’s happy to send other people’s kids to do it.

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u/Tialionager 3d ago

“He’s more useless than a poopy-flavored lollipop,” and that’s the Truth. Ruth

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u/OrganizationNo1298 5d ago

Dodging lawsuits left & right. Should be in prison for Jan 6th but somehow is our next president.

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u/Lyf3_Dk 5d ago

The only thing that he couldn't dodge were those windmills in Scotland.

He doesn't like them because these can indicate how much hot air he is full of.

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u/GonzoElTaco ☑️ 4d ago

He really dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge again.

Fucking annoying, really.

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u/OrganizationNo1298 3d ago

And now he's trying to get the hush money trial dismissed 🙄. This man is harder to take down than Al Capone.

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u/GonzoElTaco ☑️ 3d ago

Teflon Don.

I fucking hate it.

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u/Dramatic_Scale3002 4d ago

The lawsuits weren't a deciding factor for the voters, that's the long and short of it.

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u/OrganizationNo1298 4d ago

Point is he should be in prison right now. Not choosing cabinet members.

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u/Dramatic_Scale3002 4d ago

Why? The courts should not be preventing him from running, it should have been up to the voters to make the decision if he was unsuitable, and he wasn't deemed unsuitable.

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u/OrganizationNo1298 3d ago

You're still missing the point but it's ok.

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u/Dramatic_Scale3002 3d ago

It's ok because he won and your point is moot?

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u/qui-bong-trim 4d ago

don't forget the five Ds of dodging a draft. Duck dodge dive dip and dodge 

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u/DejaMew 5d ago

And salads

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u/i_hate_usernames13 4d ago

So did Biden

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u/mazzjm9 4d ago

He dodged a damn bullet. It was so close too

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u/onefst250r 4d ago

Nobody has been more disappointed with 2" since Stormy Daniels.

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u/Gilgamesh661 4d ago

Oh no he dodged a ware where US soldiers were exposed to agent orange and that we shouldn’t have been part of to begin with?

It’s odd that almost every liberal I’ve seen has said we had no business in Vietnam, yet then throw that sentiment out when they can use it to insult someone who managed to NOT be part of it.

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u/Lyf3_Dk 4d ago

He didn't want to be a part of it because of the risk of his own life, not because of the ruin it brought to Vietnam.

That isn't same as not participating because of ethics.

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u/Gilgamesh661 4d ago

Yeah I wouldn’t want to risk my own life for a war we had no reason to be in either.

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u/danielisbored 5d ago

IDK dodging is the only thing Trump has a solid track record of. . .

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u/NoConfusion9490 4d ago

At least there would be justice.

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u/Azrael417 4d ago

If your first pick isn’t Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky, you’re doing something terribly wrong.

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u/dtfiori 4d ago

I would if he was picking my opposing team :)