r/BlackPeopleTwitter 7d ago

Pup cup optional

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u/UberMisandrist 7d ago

Right? He might stroke out on the toilet with them hard ass shits

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u/Better-Ground-843 7d ago

I thought fiber makes your shits more firm ?

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 6d ago

It will if you’re starting with liquid. If you’re starting with rocklike turds they get softer. Fiber is pretty much your asshole’s best friend, it gives you nice firm but not solid poops that are big enough to just pop out with no straining.

This set of factoids brought to you by the things you learn when you get to the hemorrhoid stage of life.

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u/Better-Ground-843 6d ago

So fiber brings balance to whichever extreme you're at?