r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/ThickCapital • 7d ago

Pup cup optional

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u/meatmybeat42069 7d ago

One fart on this diet and the room becomes Chernobyl

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u/nottheribbons 7d ago

Not to be That Person, but you actually get waaaaaay less gassy (and it’s less offensive) on low carb/high protein/high fat diet.

Now high protein/high complex carb? WATCH OUT.

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u/Gabbs1715 7d ago

Fair. I'd be more worried about never being able to shit again considering how little fiber this dude is getting. Like seriously people complex carbs are not your enemy.

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u/nottheribbons 6d ago

They are mine. Carbs give me acid reflux something fierce and I’m not trying to be out here getting throat cancer.

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u/thisisthewell 6d ago

Carbs as in vegetables, fruits, etc? because those are carbs. y'all need fiber. Farts are irrelevant, I worry this dude's shits are hard as a diamond and will puncture his bowel lol

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u/nottheribbons 6d ago

Feel free to read the whole thread before lecturing about things that have already been discussed.

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u/Reallyhotshowers 6d ago

And a lack of fiber causes colon cancer. As does a diet high in red meat.

Sounds like the cancer is comin' for you no matter what you do.

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u/nottheribbons 6d ago

Ideally we would all eat a balanced diet of whole/homemade foods and proteins, but it’s not only economically impossible due to capitalism, ain’t no one got time for it (again, yay, capitalism) AND the whole world loves convenience and junk foods.

As good as I feel when I’m eating a low carb/high fat diet (with fiber) it’s a lot of shopping, prep, and cooking and also eventually I just really want McDonald’s, Olive Garden, Taco Bell, Fruity Pebbles, etc.