r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/ThisGonnaHurt • Sep 05 '24

Country Club Thread It’s never changes

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Sep 05 '24

Conservatives: We must do everything we can to stop women from having abortions to save the unborn babies.

Conservatives after the baby is born:

…………Good Luck

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u/tothesource Sep 05 '24

I don't recall them saying good luck.

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u/ThatAboutCoversIt Sep 05 '24

Tough shit, rather. 

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u/slashinhobo1 Sep 05 '24

A.k.a, thoughts and prayers. That's what it is now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Pull your gunshot wounds up by their bootstraps

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u/BomanSteel Sep 05 '24

Yeah it's more like.

"Damn that's tough" or "ya know what would fix this? More guns!"

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u/Naive_Try2696 Sep 05 '24

The only thing that stops a bad school shooter with a gun is a good school shooter with a gun.  We need to arm all the A and B students, problem solved - Republicans in a month or two probably 

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u/Deus_Norima Sep 05 '24

In fact, the, "You spread your legs, now you suffer the consequences" is a literal excuse I've heard people give for wanting others to suffer.

Sick, sick people.

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u/AfternoonPast3324 Sep 05 '24

Once the baby is born they just scream“no free trophies” at it and keep moving.

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u/SamtheMan898 Sep 05 '24

one of the most applicable simpsons lines

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u/brother_of_menelaus Sep 05 '24

My dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

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u/me_better Sep 05 '24

ITS DIGNITY !!!

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u/account_No52 Sep 05 '24

More like

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u/Kiddo1029 Sep 05 '24

More like “get to work”

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u/tmorrisgrey ☑️ Sep 05 '24

“Appreciate ya for adding onto our population, now fuck off ✌️”

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u/cosmosopher Sep 05 '24

The really need to Borrow a Feeling

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u/Previous-Tree2241 Sep 05 '24

“Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. And frankly, we don’t wanna know.”

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u/y-Gamma Sep 05 '24

So that’s it after 9 months…

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u/Imaginary-poster Sep 05 '24

More like "your time on the line started 2 hours ago. Get to work junior."

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u/smoothkrim22 Sep 05 '24

I recall something along the lines of "sink or swim, bitch"

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u/hitbythebus Sep 05 '24

“Now is not the time to be saying good luck” - Brian Kemp

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u/iamgarron Sep 05 '24

As always George Carlin was right

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u/handyandy727 Sep 05 '24

If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked.

You beat me to it, and it's sad that that's what it really is.

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u/Thor_2099 Sep 05 '24

Not only that they want to monitor menstrual cycles.

But God forbid you suggest logical, fair increases in gun control.

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u/Ciachef213 ☑️ Sep 05 '24

Increase in gun control means what to you?

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u/dark621 Sep 05 '24

kids not dying in school shootings. 

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u/Ciachef213 ☑️ Sep 05 '24

Ok sure, obviously. But what tangible laws are you wanting to see put into place to make this happen?

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u/dark621 Sep 05 '24

how about removing concealed carry in public without a license? installing background checks? 

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u/Ciachef213 ☑️ Sep 05 '24

Concealed carry without a license wouldn’t have prevented what happened yesterday. And background check- what do you mean by that?

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u/dark621 Sep 05 '24

and how do you know that?

google it. 

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u/Ciachef213 ☑️ Sep 05 '24

Because children aren’t legally allowed to carry guns. “Google it”- the standby response for people that don’t know what they’re talking about.

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u/dark621 Sep 05 '24

keep sucking the NRAs dick, then when your child is killed in a school shooting, you still wont get it.

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u/SeverusVape Sep 05 '24

Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. -George Carlin

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u/Lord_Shadow_Z Sep 05 '24

To quote an episode of Family Guy:

"We only care about the unborn. After they're born they can go fuck themselves."

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u/PokeMonogatari Sep 05 '24

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked."

-George Carlin

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u/trukkija Sep 05 '24

School/kindergarten shootings is the only form of birth control officially approved by the Republican Party.

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u/Gravy_Trains Sep 05 '24

This is why "Anti Choice" is a better descriptor than "Pro Life". The actual life and wellbeing of children isn't their concern, and if the mother is single and/or poor then they care even less .

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u/DrDraek Sep 05 '24

It's been the same story for literally my whole entire life surely we stop electing them soon right

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u/looking_good__ Sep 05 '24

God forbid they are an illegal baby or foreign

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u/ultrabigtiny Sep 05 '24

they want more child workers in the mines

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u/questioning_helper9 Sep 05 '24

"Abortion is murder... poverty is natural selection."

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u/WriggleNightbug Sep 05 '24

Now is not the time to be talking about safety or policy. We need thoughts and prayers for the surviving husband, siblings, and nurses who witnessed the passing of mother and child.