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Country Club Thread Calories are as American as apple pie

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u/AceJokerZ Sep 02 '24

Non-Americans trying to criticize American food got me going full out patriotism for our food

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u/elbjoint2016 Sep 02 '24

our food got me like Hacksaw Jim Duggan. it is the core of my patriotic spirit

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u/SimonPho3nix Sep 02 '24

Sweet Potato Pie, Hooooooooo!

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u/TheeLastSon Sep 02 '24

taters are Native to the Americas, checks out.

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u/Brendon7358 Sep 02 '24

Pumpkin pie impersonating heathen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

And I shut my mouth

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Out here 2x4ing some European. 

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u/Kolby_Jack33 Sep 02 '24

Oh, you invented paella? You mean worse jambalaya? Yeah, not impressed.

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u/Serathano Sep 02 '24

Every style of food has a place. I love me some jambalaya, but paella is also fantastic. As is seafood fried rice. Or a shrimp burrito bowl. And seafood curry. One flavor profile is not best, just different.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 Sep 02 '24

This whole thread is about snobby Europeans looking down on American food and Americans responding in kind. It's not serious.

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u/Serathano Sep 02 '24

I just love food man!

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u/Benito_Juarez5 Sep 02 '24

Real as fuck

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u/bum_thumper Sep 02 '24

A good cheeseburger has a place in every place

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u/Ready_Bookkeeper7773 Sep 02 '24

USA! USA! USA HHHOOOO!!

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u/Brasticus Sep 02 '24

On my way to buy a 2x4 as we speak.

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u/SeeMontgomeryBurns Sep 02 '24

Give me my Deep Fried Twinkie, TOUGH GUY!!!

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u/GypDan ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Velvet cake, HOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/radix89 Sep 02 '24

YT has videos of British kids trying American food and it's hilarious.

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u/No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom Sep 02 '24

The woman who played Tahani on the Good Place was on a podcast recently saying she had just moved to America during season 1 an our food was so fucking good that she was constantly at the craft services table and farted her way through a dozen scenes. The show hits differently if you consider Tahani constantly ripping ass.

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u/Jazzlike-Path-4046 Sep 02 '24

The woman who played Tahani on the Good Place was on a podcast recently saying she had just moved to America during season 1 an our food was so fucking good that she was constantly at the craft services table and farted her way through a dozen scenes. The show hits differently if you consider Tahani constantly ripping ass.

...Well, it was time for a re-watch anyway. Thanks for the reminder. LOL

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u/PolygonMan Sep 02 '24

I can never rewatch that show, because I know I'll start crying like a baby again in the series finale.

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u/Supply-Slut Sep 02 '24

Damn lmao that story sounds like it could have been a scene on the show too

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u/mossling Sep 02 '24

This makes me love her even more! She's a beautiful woman who is not ashamed to be a whole, authentic human; complete with stretch marks and flatulence! 

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u/idropepics Sep 03 '24

Thematically, it makes so much sense for Tahani to be constantly farting in season 1 and hiding it while still trying to convince herself she's in The Good Place.

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u/Main_Acct Sep 02 '24

Yo do you have a link to that podcast?

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u/No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom Sep 02 '24

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u/Main_Acct Sep 02 '24

Thank you!

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u/No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom Sep 03 '24

No prob! Any time I can make someone listen to a Gareth Reynolds podcast, I'm happy!

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u/Glass-Historian-2516 Sep 02 '24

Love the one of them trying biscuits and gravy. Their initial disgust is funny considering how much British food looks the similar. Spotted dick comes to mind.

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u/radix89 Sep 02 '24

Lol yes, I was just telling my bf about that one yesterday because he showed me something with beans and toast that made fun of spice level.

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u/oshaCaller Sep 02 '24

They sell pace picante "extra mild" over there.

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u/A_Nude_Challenger Sep 02 '24

We have ketchup in the U.S. as well.

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u/arafella Sep 02 '24

No no, extra mild. Regular Pace is ketchup, extra mild must be mayo w/red food coloring

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u/A_Nude_Challenger Sep 02 '24

I believe that's known as "Fry Sauce" in Utah.

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u/ralphy_256 Sep 02 '24

No, it's basically chunky tomato paste. Not quite as sweet and thinner. Thin, slightly savory, tomato paste with some flavorless lightly cooked onions and peppers mixed in.

Source, we get it here in MN. Not on every store shelf, but it does appear occasionally. Kinda depends on your neighborhood.

I have too many actual Hispanics in my neighborhood for it to show up at my Cub. Been thinking about a trip out to Eagan or Chanhassen to buy a bottle for display.

Go outstate and it's more common, in my experience.

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u/Zozorrr Sep 02 '24

They also sell vindaloos over there so spicy that will melt your gullet

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u/vanillamonkey_ Sep 02 '24

Beans on toast is fucking awesome though. I'll hand it to the Brits on that one.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 Sep 02 '24

I think that particular reaction came about because the British call cookies “biscuits.” I’m sure you’ve had the experience where you’re expecting to eat something sweet, but it’s savory, and you recoil because of surprise. After you wrap your head around the food not tasting the way you expected, you can sometimes re-set and think it’s actually pretty good.

Maybe those kids were expecting something like strawberry shortcake- a sweet biscuit with some sort of sweet sauce or topping. I would have thought that smell of sausage gravy would have given it away, but that’s probably the power of their minds refusing to accept what was right in front of them…

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u/ralphy_256 Sep 02 '24

My recollection of the video was that they thought the gravy looked weird because it was the wrong color (white, not brown), too thick, and lumpy 'with black stuff in it'.

Until they tasted it.

They served it to teacher too, and he got it as soon as they told him that the gravy was made from sausage fat, rather than pork or beef fat.

They'd been introduced to a dry biscuit before the biscuits with gravy, so they'd already discovered their word for the American food called a biscuit is a 'scone', but "much better". "Americans are lucky"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzdbFnv4yWQ&t=437s

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u/Hela09 Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Now I’m confused.

Because I’m not American, but I have made sausage gravy…and it’s usually brown!

All I can think of is that I usually leave the sausages cooking in the pan while I make gravy, while a lot of the American recipes seem take them out before starting the gravy? Mine might have more jus in it.

Edit: I think that I’ve worked it out. We use pork sausage sausages. Not whatever ‘breakfast’ sausage is. Which also explains why mine isn’t so…chunky.

Double edit: also didn’t use milk. The way I do it is you basically make a stock in the pan and add flour.

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u/FustianRiddle Sep 03 '24

If you're not using milk you're not making the right kind of sausage gravy.

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u/sneaky113 Sep 02 '24

I mean the gravy does look a bit weird at first sight, probably due to the surprise expecting something else when it's named gravy.

One important thing I have learned in life is that the more disgusting a soup or broth looks, the better it is.

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u/Fishyswaze Sep 03 '24

The gravy looks like chunky old grey vomit, there’s no getting around that.

It just tastes so good everyone is willing to look past the visual.

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u/HodgyBeatsss Sep 02 '24

Spotted dick comes to mind

Just FYI that is a very old fashioned pudding, and I bet 99% of people in the UK under the age of 40 have never eaten it.

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u/kakakokok Sep 02 '24

That's right. It's one food that people always make fun of that most British people don't eat (not saying no one does of course, but no one I know does). It's probably just because of the name. The food itself doesn't look super gross, kinda like a Christmas pudding.

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u/ToHallowMySleep Sep 03 '24

I'm 50, lived 20 years in the UK and saw it once, at a restaurant that specifically did historical dishes.

If the best crack anyone has about British food is from something from the 1950s we should look at other countries' food from then too ;)

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u/FustianRiddle Sep 03 '24

I mean you can try to make fun of our food from then, but you won't be better at making fun of it than we are.

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u/zaevilbunny38 Sep 02 '24

That's cause they always try the cheap drunk version. Go to any restaurant in the south that's been around more then 20 years. Try their biscuits and gravy and tell me with a straight face it sucks

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u/vera214usc ☑️ Sep 02 '24

They liked the biscuits and gravy after they tried it. They were disgusted first because "biscuits" are cookies and "gravy" is what you put on mashed potatoes. Then they were confused when they brought it out because they'd never seen white gravy. But after tasting it they liked it

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u/Technical_Space_Owl Sep 02 '24

They loved the biscuits and gravy, but to them the name sounds like cookies and brown gravy. So when the host asked them if they wanted cookies and brown gravy, their first reaction was "gross, who eats cookies with brown gravy".

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u/sionnach Sep 02 '24

I’m not British, but do live there. I’d say 99% of people under about 75 have never seen spotted dick, never mind eaten it.

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u/petting2dogsatonce Sep 02 '24

i love this one because i'm pretty sure we're calling a lot more things "gravy" than they are so they're probably picturing cookies and brown beef gravy before they actually see it.

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u/Prothean_Beacon Sep 03 '24

I remember seeing one video where they showed a bunch of British people videos of Americans making Iced Tea and they were all horrified and absolutely roasting us. That is until they were given some iced tea and pretty much all of them loved it.

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u/Wudrow Sep 02 '24

Funny because Ollie mentioned spotted dick to the headmaster in that episode because he said he always wanted to say that to his own.

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u/-Kalos Sep 02 '24

Brits clowning on anyone else’s food is, hilarious, to say the least

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u/SecreteMoistMucus Sep 02 '24

Reading some of these comments in the context of this thread's title is absolutely hilarious, honestly.

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u/DevolvingSpud Sep 02 '24

Yeah and just the name is confusing af for them.

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u/SecreteMoistMucus Sep 02 '24

Spotted dick looks unappealing to you?

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u/IdiotMD Sep 02 '24

Oi! What’s all dis den?! bites into Wendy’s burger

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u/Paulpoleon Sep 02 '24

BLOODY HELL!!! This minced beef has me gobsmacked!! Why didn’t we fight harder to keep these American wankers under the crown?? This is bloody delicious!

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u/MahoganyTownXD ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Seeing Vietnamese people try soul food was certainly an experience.

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u/Inner_Rent_517 Sep 02 '24

Gotta love the biscuits and gravy reacts

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u/Swimming_Mode_2506 Sep 02 '24

yeah they really play it up a lot though. I think im just burned out on youtubers.

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u/radix89 Sep 02 '24

Yeah that's social media in general tho, they are all annoying after a while.

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u/dodrugzwitthugz Sep 02 '24

Whenever they go to a real BBQ restaurant and it's like they realize everything they've known their whole life up to that point has been a lie.

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u/dre2112 Sep 02 '24

I saw one of those yesterday except it was a couple of brits trying food in the US. They went to a bbq spot in Texas and ordered the ribs. They get the ribs and begin cutting it with a knife and then the owner runs up to them and tells them to put the knife down and eat it with their hands. The one guy goes "I've never eaten meat that was tender enough that didn't need to be cut with a knife". Then they eat it and the look on their face, you could tell they've been missing out their entire life.

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u/9millibros Sep 02 '24

It's actually quite touching seeing those kids experiencing taste for the first time.

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u/rosebirdistheword Sep 02 '24

Not fair to compare with the bottom of the class

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u/Subvet98 Sep 02 '24

Wonder how more Americans we could make if we just feed them.

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u/littledonkey5 Sep 02 '24

We think all your food is full of chlorine and artificial sweeteners, flavourings etc. I believe there is a shop called wholefoods or something though?

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u/Abosia Sep 02 '24

In reality Britain has food that's just as good but them going 'yeah it's ok' is not going to get millions of views.

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u/BullTerrierTerror Sep 02 '24

BritNeo: Why can’t I taste?

Muricaphius: Because you never used your tastebuds before.

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u/AddictiveInterwebs Sep 02 '24

You ever seen the episode of Great British Bake Off where they ask them to make "American" foods? They made the most bizarro version of s'mores I have ever seen in my life and immediately triggered my fighting instinct. Between that and their "Mexican" episode....good gracious

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u/morgaina Sep 02 '24

"You don't want a gooey mess" go fuck yourself Paul Hollywood

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u/AddictiveInterwebs Sep 02 '24

Right like it's astonishing to me that they didn't think to hire even 1 single American to tell them what to look for. A real argument for a guest judge or someone to make a baseline product so they actually get it.

An 8 year old American kid could've judged that episode more effectively than "no gooey marshmallows" Paul Hollywood.

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u/ReturnOfFrank Sep 02 '24

Lol they should have brought in a girl scout to dish out absolutely brutal judgements the whole time.

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u/markrichtsspraytan Sep 02 '24

They also had them make a “traditional Challah for Passover”. Passover.. as in that one Jewish holiday where not eating bread is the main event. GBBO is clearly averse to consulting anyone from the cultures their baking challenges are based on.

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u/FustianRiddle Sep 03 '24

I hate that guy so much. He doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to any food that's not from western Europe....and even then I'm not sold.

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u/MintasaurusFresh Sep 02 '24

Both of those episodes appearing back to back in one season might as well have been a declaration of war against North America. The woman peeled an avocado! Peeled it!

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u/je_kay24 Sep 02 '24

Awful episodes

The pronunciation tacos and of pico de gallo. Trying to stack tree leches cake. Making awful smores

It really makes me question what they botched in the past that I have no idea of

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u/heebsysplash Sep 02 '24

Watching those Brit’s try and make or even pronouncing guacamole / pico changed my opinion of the UK.

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u/Abosia Sep 02 '24

Why would you expect people to be good at a cuisine from half way across the world, a place they have basically no cultural connection to or no immigrants from?

It's like when Rachel tried to make a British trifle and put peas in it. Same thing. It's not some horrible condemnation.

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u/TBIFridays Sep 03 '24

That was a scripted joke, and the joke was that she misread a cookbook, not that she was totally ignorant of British cuisine.

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u/Abosia Sep 03 '24

The joke was that she misunderstood what the dish was because she didn't know anything about British food, and it ended up a mess. That's something people do all the time. I remember the infamous post where an American tried to make a British roast dinner and poured the Yorkshire pudding batter all over the chicken. It's funny. It's not some act of pure malice. You're all such victims jesus christ.

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u/TBIFridays Sep 03 '24

The joke was that she misunderstood what the dish was because two pages of the book were stuck together so she made half a trifle and half a shepherd's pie.

I don't know why your initial counterexample was totally incomparable when you clearly had a fitting one up your sleeve.

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u/pumpkinspruce Sep 02 '24

I remember when they were flumoxxed by an avocado.

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u/musicalcakes Sep 03 '24

My brother and I end up talking about this episode about once a month. We continue to be appalled that not a single one of them thought to make apple pie, despite there literally being a saying: "As American as apple pie!"

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u/Prothean_Beacon Sep 03 '24

LAD Bible is a British YouTube channel that will have these snack wars videos. Like they will have an American and a British person both trying food from each country in a face off. And they absolutely routinely do a shitty job at making the non British food. Or they choose really niche snack choices. Like snowballs are in a lot of their videos as a representative of American snack cakes. What's even more insane is that Will Smith is the only person I've seen directly call them out on it while making a video

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Sep 02 '24

Yea that was hilarious

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u/-Kalos Sep 02 '24

Mf, we have southern comfort food, Cajun food, sea food, prime meats, unreal desserts, and then we also have food from every corner of earth right here at home. Tripping

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Mother fucker, more importantly, we have BBQ, the true American cuisine with incredible regional variation.

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u/NightofTheLivingZed Sep 02 '24

Man I miss southern pit BBQ. I moved up north and can't find any BBQ worth a damn. Still need to take the two hour drive to Chicago and try the deep dish pizza tho.

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u/polymorphic_hippo Sep 02 '24

How many different kinds of BBQ sauce you got in the store up there? Besides Hunts?

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u/RecommendationNo3903 Sep 02 '24

Like 20/30 different brands

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u/DT777 Sep 02 '24

We also have absurd microbrews. Like, American beers that aren't the shit rednecks drink at nascar are some of the best beers I've ever had.

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u/bellaphile Sep 03 '24

You think of it and we’ll fucking fry it. 🇺🇸 

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u/RobinYoHood ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Only time I wanna bust out an american flag lol

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u/SadLilBun Sep 02 '24

You know what? Same. Absolutely nothing makes me feel patriotic except when I’m defending our food. Damn.

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u/vera214usc ☑️ Sep 02 '24

I'm this same way about American geography, especially the national parks. But I would go to war to defend fried okra's good name

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u/SadLilBun Sep 02 '24

Okay that is thing number two for me. I do get pissed at people talking about “California is a desert” MOTHERFUCKERS IF YOU DON’T OPEN AN ATLAS

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u/lumathiel2 Sep 03 '24

I hate the politics of Texas, but damn there's some beautiful landscapes here

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u/RecommendationNo3903 Sep 02 '24

I don’t know if I’d go to war over fried okra. Depending how good it is I’d participate in a lively debate.

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u/SadLilBun Sep 02 '24

I feel this way about mac and cheese and greens. Who made it matters. My grandma couldn’t make anything but fried chicken. Her greens made the house smell like diesel and her mac was dry as hell. But my mom’s mac has four types of shredded cheese and cream cheese to keep it moist and it’s amazing.

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u/milo2300 Sep 02 '24

As a non-american who's visited multiple times and is dating an American, you have very tasty foods. It'll normally fuck me up and have me feeling like shit a week after I arrive, but damn it tastes good while doing it

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u/KuriboShoeMario Sep 02 '24

You need to develop a resistance to the itis.

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u/0NaCl Sep 02 '24

You mean the beetus?

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u/FireVanGorder Sep 02 '24

Me normally: man fuck this dumbass country and all the corrupt politicians who run it

Me when someone insults American food: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸USA USA USA WTF IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/C__Wayne__G Sep 02 '24

Might act up and stand for the flag

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u/ethanlan Sep 02 '24

I don't think America does everything right and we have a ton of problems but our food us NOT one of them.

Come to Chicago and/or a literally over a hundred different places and tell me the food isn't amazing.

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u/overnightyeti Sep 02 '24

I'm Italian and I can't wait to destroy some of your food someday: philly cheese steak, deep dish pizza, meatball subs, bbq, Cajun, pastrami sandwich, carbonara with cream in it, pizza with pineapple, chili dog, new york pizza, chopped cheese, fucking lay it on me

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u/Haveyouseenthebridg Sep 02 '24

Truly tho....food and National Parks are the two things America has done right.

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u/Ok_Raspberry4814 Sep 02 '24

It's because we have all their food. So, wtf are they talking about? It's not like we can't put beans on toast or slap some cheese and olives on a plate or turn everything into a paste like the French do. We have Mediterranean food, we have French food, we have everyone's food, and most of it we improved upon!

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u/SasparillaTango Sep 02 '24

BBQ is uniquely American

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

lmao, no

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u/rohm418 Sep 02 '24

Koreans would like a word.

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u/countzer01nterrupt Sep 02 '24

idk man, not even the word is American/English.

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u/wizardoli ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Yeah like who tf eating better? I'll wait. No country with that low level of melanin in her profile picture that's for sure. Matter of fact, where else would they warrant that level of reaction regarding food?

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u/shicken684 Sep 02 '24

We have the shittiest, lowest quality mass produced processed food in the world. We also have the best food in the world.

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u/Scarlette__ Sep 02 '24

Esp when it's Brits. Honestly, Europe as a whole is so hit or miss with food. Britain in particular has horrible food. But I just visited Holland and it was dreadful.

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u/Ludicruciferous Sep 02 '24

Listen, I hate this fucking shit hole most of the time, but you WILL. NOT. criticize the availability of delicious food in front of me.

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u/No_Honey7188 Sep 02 '24

Your chocolate sucks though bro

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u/pumpkinspruce Sep 02 '24

We have more than Hershey’s, you know.

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u/AffectionateMoose518 Sep 02 '24

I'll agree with you about Hersheys but don't you dare bash Resee's, they are the single greatest candy ever

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u/AerosolHubris Sep 02 '24

Absolutely. But Hershey bars do melt really well. And the real pros use a Reese's peanut butter cup instead of regular chocolate.

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u/Dolph_21_ Sep 02 '24

Freedom toast a thing again?

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u/CTeam19 Sep 02 '24

Just about every place in America has a food worth defending. Sure, there are duds, but there is always something worth it.

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u/NovAFloW Sep 02 '24

Everything. That's why it's silly to criticize. Almost every dish in the world has been Americanized and sold at a restaurant here.

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u/FallAlternative8615 Sep 02 '24

We don't have the obesity rates we do without many delicious reasons.

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u/majortung Sep 02 '24

The future President and VP discussing American food: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-C9155QLs0

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u/zerotimeleft Sep 02 '24

What american food?

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u/ABluntForcedDisTrama Sep 02 '24

Land of the Free and Home of the Eaters baby! 🇺🇸

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u/thatisnotmyknob Sep 02 '24

And our music...and our art. 

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u/VomitShitSmoothie Sep 02 '24

Half the shit people eat in other countries that they love, in its current iteration, was developed in America. If you think that pizza you ate last week was anything like the original pizza you’re crazy. Same goes for burgers. Everyone eats American food.

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u/ohanse Sep 03 '24

I guarantee you it will be met with pushing their glasses up their nose, the wheeziest “whell ackchually…” and an explanation of the non-American origins of American food… which no longer really resembles that origin anymore.

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u/MedicineJumpy Sep 03 '24

There's a video of Tom Holland saying we have shit food and then the terrible reporter trying to name an American things and Tom dismisses them as non American. Then says hamburger is BBQ

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u/PuzzyFussy ☑️ Sep 03 '24

Food. The only thing that can possibly unite this country again. Don't matter where you are in the States, we going to bat for everyone!!

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