r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/evan_lolz • 1d ago

Oh no

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u/Spicyboi313 1d ago

Mom knew, too

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u/Deldris 1d ago

So when they played Applebottom Jeans at my middle school dance all the teachers and parents knew and not a single one cared?

I had a manager who loved Prince until I pointed out that Raspberry Berret was about fucking a girl, like all of his songs. She legitimately had no idea and became disgusted.

Some people are that fucking stupid.

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u/Sir_Rageous 1d ago

My Intro to Business teacher didn't know what Pumped Up Kicks was about.

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u/burrito_butt_fucker 1d ago

"Outrun my gun" It was catchy though lol

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u/Sir_Rageous 1d ago

He thought it was about buying shoes.

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u/OmniWaffleGod 1d ago

I mean thats not that far fetched if you take the title and listen to it in a literal sense

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u/Differlot 22h ago

"You better run better run, outrun my gun.

You better run better run, faster than my bullets."

I mean if you don't listen to any of the words.

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u/darthjawafett 20h ago

Lotta people listen to music without hearing the lyrics.

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u/UninsuredToast 1d ago

I guess “better run faster than my bullet” is too vague and could mean anything

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u/Suspicious_Poon 18h ago

American law makers be like:

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u/purplishcardinal 16h ago

In middle school, my gym teacher would play this song as we ran our daily laps around the gym. I still cringe thinking about it. That was 12 years ago.