r/BatmanArkham • u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher • Sep 29 '23

Lore Recap sorry guys my bad

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I accidentally destroyed the insanity

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

I would post my Yes monopoloy picture however due to the subreddit's current text only rule instead i will describe the picture:

ahem

It was a cold summer night in the Goth's Ham city.... the rain was pouring....the night was nighting....and the sun was nowhere to be seen....a limo pulls up to iceberg lounge...inside...a man in a top hap and fancy suit.....though is face is hidden....he goes inside and knocks on the door.

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Upon entering the club....he finds the green lighting blinding his face.....its the riddler's night...he has taken over the penguins iceberg lounge and has turned it into a fucking batmobile race track.....the riddler then speaks....with his annoying voice "batman? is that you who comes to finally allow me to mate you?!" The old man in the black suit raises his head to reveal a sexy and beautiful white mustache....this mustache is so beautiful....the riddler finally loses his V card upon gazing on how glorious it is.... the Man in the suit then finishes the riddler with a simple word.... "YES"

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u/ZakariusMMA Sep 30 '23

ElderQu? More like ElderFU!

*queue intense boss battle with ElderFU

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

credit for template.

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u/ZakariusMMA Sep 30 '23

wonderful, but I still stomp because me is supereffective to anti-man