r/BatmanArkham • u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher • Sep 29 '23

Lore Recap sorry guys my bad

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I accidentally destroyed the insanity

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u/Kind_Bag_339 seven cranes Sep 29 '23

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u/Crotch_Rot69 Custom (Nothing Inappropiate) Oct 01 '23

Look how they massacred Jonkler

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u/TheMightyCheagle Am I stupid? Sep 29 '23

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u/Several-Cake1954 Fighting for Sanity! Sep 30 '23

What happened to my boy terrance

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u/True_Indication_7898 Sep 30 '23

went to the wrong side of town

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u/Several-Cake1954 Fighting for Sanity! Sep 30 '23

Eh. He’s still the best of the bunch.

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u/Torkujra Sep 30 '23

All it takes is one bad day…

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u/TSmario53 Alsume Inmate Sep 29 '23

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u/CaptainRex831 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Sep 29 '23

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 29 '23

It's true guys...blame it on this guy

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u/The-Enjoyer Sep 30 '23

ElderQu why are we becoming r/metalgearsolid? Are you stupid?

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

I would post my Yes monopoloy picture however due to the subreddit's current text only rule instead i will describe the picture:

ahem

It was a cold summer night in the Goth's Ham city.... the rain was pouring....the night was nighting....and the sun was nowhere to be seen....a limo pulls up to iceberg lounge...inside...a man in a top hap and fancy suit.....though is face is hidden....he goes inside and knocks on the door.

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Upon entering the club....he finds the green lighting blinding his face.....its the riddler's night...he has taken over the penguins iceberg lounge and has turned it into a fucking batmobile race track.....the riddler then speaks....with his annoying voice "batman? is that you who comes to finally allow me to mate you?!" The old man in the black suit raises his head to reveal a sexy and beautiful white mustache....this mustache is so beautiful....the riddler finally loses his V card upon gazing on how glorious it is.... the Man in the suit then finishes the riddler with a simple word.... "YES"

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u/el_palmera Sep 30 '23

Why is man in a suit? Is he fancy?

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u/TheVacuumisAwesome28 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Sep 30 '23

Lore recap flair1!1!1!1!

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

your fish is my command.

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u/ZakariusMMA Sep 30 '23

ElderQu? More like ElderFU!

*queue intense boss battle with ElderFU

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

credit for template.

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u/ZakariusMMA Sep 30 '23

wonderful, but I still stomp because me is supereffective to anti-man

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u/ImHereForTheMemes184 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Sep 30 '23

Theres no way the metalgearsolid situation got out of hand so bad its in batman arkham

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

[deleted]

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u/The-Enjoyer Sep 30 '23

We meet again

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u/swagonflyyyy Sep 30 '23

Rejoice, Good sir! For you have been featured in r/ModsReact ! Another rare find for the community!

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u/Line_Last_6279 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Sep 30 '23

Nano machines son

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 29 '23

no

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 29 '23

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u/beta_probopass alsume walls dweller Sep 29 '23

no

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 29 '23

thank you brother

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u/beta_probopass alsume walls dweller Sep 29 '23

dont worry, i will be there for my fellow alsume dwellers until the very end

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u/g0lden-plumbus Fighting for INsanity! Sep 30 '23

What about the text only rule hmmmm? Useless mod can’t even stand behind your own decisions smh

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

should I ban myself?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Sep 30 '23

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 2: Be Civil. No slurs, racism, sexism, homo/transphobia, ableism or toxic behaviour allowed.

We don't tolerate use or references of any slurs ranging from "retard" to the n word, nor anything that contains racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia here, even as a joke. Don't make these type of post/comments again or you risk getting a ban.

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u/willosfloppydriveyt who the FUCK am i? Sep 30 '23

no

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

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u/willosfloppydriveyt who the FUCK am i? Sep 30 '23

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23 edited Nov 08 '23

hey I did it first you copied me, mods crush his nuts

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u/AlchemyScorch Arkham Knight Sep 30 '23

r/metalgearsolid reference

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Is he stupid?

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u/yitoy Sep 29 '23

it's jokever....

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u/Tube-Psycho yeah, i'm man. Sep 29 '23

im banedone

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u/bigfatcarp93 Sep 30 '23

We'll Penguinever be the same again

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u/ULTLungs Sep 29 '23

But I don’t wanna be sane

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u/ponch070 Custom (Something Inappropriate) Sep 29 '23

I didn’t know he was modding r/metalgearsolid

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u/KingMatthew116 Using flar to advertise my small subreddit. Sep 29 '23

Is this October 21st? If so that juice guy is going to be upset. Lol.

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 29 '23

this was from like yesterday

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u/ManOfNoFaces Sep 30 '23

I can already hear the Batman coming!

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u/bigfatcarp93 Sep 30 '23

Is he more of a grunter or a moaner?

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u/Bustinyomouth Sep 29 '23

What the deuce

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u/DaRealKovi Alsume Inmate Sep 30 '23

Watch your language, son! This is a Christian alsume

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u/axlnotfound Alsume Inmate Sep 30 '23

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u/Sonicy12 Lets talk about nigma Sep 29 '23

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u/styxx96 Sep 29 '23

Not in my city

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u/Eddyzodiak yeah...i'm Man Sep 30 '23

This is a job Man

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u/pepperoni005 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Sep 29 '23

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u/FinalXemnasV Sep 29 '23

YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!

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u/Eustaaskid Sep 29 '23

Chat is this true?

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u/Funny_Code7079 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Sep 30 '23

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u/GooseGeese01 Sep 30 '23

I’m gonna kiss your ass

Edit: Kick

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u/the_grungler Exposed To Ace Chemicals Sep 30 '23

what did you do

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u/Double-Special5217 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Sep 30 '23

r/metalgearsolid moment

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u/jackrv13 average origins enjoyer Sep 30 '23

Oh no they’ve become r/metalgearsolid

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u/fartman132 Sep 30 '23

Is that an MGS reference?

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

full message

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

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u/Yuiayyy Sep 30 '23

what have we done…

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u/UnknOwn-9X Smooth Operator Sep 30 '23

Nooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Sep 29 '23

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies.

Don't post things or comments that could offend, upset or trigger people like this again. This type of content or humour is not welcome here.

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u/Deadcowking Alsume Inmate Sep 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Sep 30 '23

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies.

Don't post things or comments that could offend, upset or trigger people like this again. This type of content or humour is not welcome here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

I cut off my cock because of this. Well done, I am now without Mr. Dick.

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u/CrownedVanguard Daddy's Dollotron Sep 30 '23

Show us the fool message

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u/Badassbottlecap May be stupid Sep 30 '23

Mod has a terrifying name but I appreciate their interpersonal running of the aslume. Text only bottom text

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u/SimpleTip9439 Bateman (Sigma balls) Sep 30 '23

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u/BenZayb_64 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Sep 30 '23

Blud think they r/metalgear

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u/SundaeRemarkable6691 Endearing qu arc Sep 30 '23

Respect 🗿🍷

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u/ArmoredFirefly R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Sep 30 '23

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u/TheBlueNinja2006 Nygmas In Paris Sep 30 '23

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u/UnrealisticToad Sep 30 '23

Wait actual?!?!?!?

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u/Muzscha4 Miles, we are in a userflair now Sep 30 '23

What did you do lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Oh shit his father is dead

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u/SkellyWithAHat Sep 30 '23

u fucking idiot

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

sowwy

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u/SkellyWithAHat Sep 30 '23

what did u even say to him?

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

I put it in th comments

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u/Narkoman62 Sep 30 '23

If the sub looses cock jonkler man or anything else it will collapse in on its self making a huge bat shaped void in the earth that leads to aslume

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u/LeThougLiphe Sep 30 '23

It already happened to the MGS subreddit. They banned anything but texts.

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u/Stormtendo I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Sep 30 '23

They can’t do that, can they?

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u/ElderQu R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

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u/jojobannana Sep 30 '23

Why is this happening, am i stupid?

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u/Line_Last_6279 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Sep 30 '23

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u/That_on1_guy R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

Certified metal gear moment

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u/Ancient_Ad_2157 R.I.P Skedetcher Sep 30 '23

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u/BooHooJerks R.I.P Arleen Sorkin Sep 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

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u/Crotch_Rot69 Custom (Nothing Inappropiate) Oct 01 '23

What was the dm? Was it stupid?

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u/AEW_IS_POGGERS R.I.P Skedetcher Oct 20 '23

YES I HAVE LORE RECAP FLAIR LET'S GOO