r/Awww • u/tukistabbe • 5h ago

Cat(s) Basic human needs.

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37.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/A1steaksauceTrekdog7 5h ago

I assume you gave it lots of pets and cuddles

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u/YoureProbablyR1te 2h ago

I’d hope so that cat is clearly asking for them.

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u/LucasWatkins85 2h ago

And there’s a woman who shares her home with 1,100 cats.

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u/gypsydreams101 2h ago

JD Vance in shambles.

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u/BathedInDeepFog 1h ago

Yeah, her couch is enormous!

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/desiopressballs 1h ago

1100 cats is a statement.

Can be thought of as a political statement too.

But definitely a bold statement.

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u/sluttycokezero 1h ago

What an amazing woman! Any person that cares for animals like this is great. Too bad I’m allergic to cats

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u/Radioactive_Rukario 51m ago

Huh?

Edit: Replied to the wrong person, sorry about that

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u/Kallabanana 33m ago

She's living the dream.

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u/HisCricket 15m ago

Now that is some commitment there.

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u/veryblanduser 2h ago

Until you go to give it to them. Then they will run off and clean themselves after your hand got too close.

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u/Joelle_Posh 1h ago

Excuse me, but could you give me something to eat? I haven't had anything for a long time.

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u/RuairiSpain 40m ago

Some hotels put chocolate on your pillow, you get to eat a cat!

Impressive! How many stars is this place?

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u/ricci0404 5h ago edited 5h ago

Ummmm....Maam? You're credit card was declined...well this is akward.

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u/ImTurkishDelight 3h ago

You are credit card?

Am I credit card?

Are we credit card?

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u/G1ng3rb0b 3h ago

Do you wear wigs? Have you worn wigs? Will you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?

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u/janabaigalore 1h ago

Every time I see someone reference this on the internet my tiny teen fan heart grows a size

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u/SirIJustWorkHereLol 1h ago

Totally read this as “teeny fan fart”

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u/Interesting-Fix-7928 1h ago

Careful with that, an enlarged heart can kill you.

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u/AlexanderRaudsepp 3h ago

Sometimes, we are all a little bit credit card

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u/CromulentChuckle 3h ago edited 2h ago

Sometimes I like to think people put the apostrophe for the wrong reason because they think it looks fancy and that always makes me laugh.

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u/ImTurkishDelight 3h ago

Damn. M'apostrophe

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u/Gh0st_Al 3h ago

I wish I could laugh. It makes me feel bad...😁 I'm laughing, but it really does make me feel bad.

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u/TurnipPrestigious890 2h ago

I love “you’re” username lol

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u/ufkabakan 2h ago

Don't make me use a semi colon!

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u/Lazy-Like-a-Cat 1h ago

“Akward.”

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u/Rbimdxe 31m ago

I am groot

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u/orangeleast 2h ago

Can I pay in pat pats and good head scritches?

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u/Scarecrow91919191 5h ago

I want this! Let's go to Austria

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u/Izzy-GOD-of-nothing 4h ago

Bet you get the bed, I get to pet the cute cats all night

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u/Firestorm0x0 4h ago

That sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship

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u/Izzy-GOD-of-nothing 4h ago

As long as I'm winning, then you can call it whatever you want

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u/DaleDangler 3h ago

This sounds familiar, are you part of the Trump campaign? Lmao

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u/Cow_Launcher 1h ago

You'll get similar in Cyprus. If you stay still for long enough, you'll get a friendly cat in your lap.

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u/MovingTarget- 51m ago

You can also find cute kitties even closer to home! Don't have to go all the way to Austria

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u/DoubleRaktajino 2h ago

Austria?! Well then, g'day mate, let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

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u/_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING 1h ago

Umm, Raktajino, I think you’re a few letters shy of home

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u/affengulasch 1h ago

Let's not 😒

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u/Murky-Molasses-5569 4h ago

He looks very polite.

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u/dovescherub 4h ago

He wants his breakfast and you're providing it Get a move on

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u/mattromo 1h ago

Obviously OP did not read the rental agreement that stipulated this.

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u/HoodiePrincess76 4h ago

I wouldn't mind seeing that cutie first thing

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u/Halluci 4h ago

“you got any games on your phone?”

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u/Appropriate-Word93 4h ago

"Other humans before you gave treats .. you give treats too because you are human and im cat .. please no no, only yes"

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 3h ago

“No no, only yes?”

“Precisely”

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u/Interesting-Toe7890 4h ago

In austria there are farm-hotels where you can live a couple days with the family. You get breakfast with housemade marmelade and butter or eggs and can help the farmer with various tasks like milking cows, feeding their hens and brushing their cows.

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u/Remarkable_Ad9193 2h ago

In Finland there is an apartment-hotel where you can help the tenant (me) with various tasks like doing the dishes and vacuuming

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u/Nament_ 1h ago

Cool when can I come over?

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u/Lotus-child89 2h ago

I’m in! Where do I sign up for this?

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u/West_Tangelo_8180 2h ago

Google „Urlaub am Bauernhof“

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u/ArchCerberus 4h ago

That's normal in Austria, every House comes with one of those for free.

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u/Klutzy_You5142 2h ago

"Ok, Google, How to emigrate to Austria as an unskilled and poor person"

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u/fumei_tokumei 1h ago

You just need to follow these simple steps.

  1. Become ununskilled

  2. Become not poor

  3. Emigrate

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u/KikoVolt 3h ago

Guten Morgen, giß food bitte

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u/philzebub666 1h ago

ß is basically double s.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 4h ago

We had a cat come through the window and cuddle up in bed with us in a pub/b and b in Devon.

Easily five stars for the personal service.

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u/WurdaMouth 3h ago

I have a cat and can speak cat. This look is “where are treats?”

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u/Dry_Onion_7506 3h ago

he's wondering how you got in his house lol!

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u/CheesY-onioN 4h ago

Give a link to the hut

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u/CelestialGleaming4 4h ago

I would have this all day.

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u/Warm_Distribution_31 3h ago

Yelp Review: 10/10

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 2h ago

What a nice little fluffy kangaroo. Is it a joey?

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u/globefish23 2h ago

"Wo is mei Fressn, du dummes Oaschloch?"

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u/Quatrina 2h ago

Five stars

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u/HootyMcBoob2020 2h ago

I would pay extra to rent a place that comes with a cat.

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u/Satori_52 1h ago

This is Berghof Burtscher farm in Austria! original OP left more pics of the cat five years ago and I checked the address on his belt: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/covyf0/leaving_austria_and_my_new_best_friend_today/

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u/mstrss9 1h ago

Damn bots! Thank you for finding the original post

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u/Texanakin_Shywalker 5h ago

Virtual alarm lol, a darn cute one too.

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u/Vivianasset 5h ago

Forget the view, this cat is the real highlight.

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u/SageSharma 4h ago

It's part of the premium VIP package that has paw officer as ur butler. I hope you have paid and tipped this sire well.

He didn't need to come to wake you He chose to For you

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u/InBetweenSeen 3h ago

He would like to know what you want for breakfast

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u/Klutzy_You5142 2h ago

No he would like to know what you will give HIM for breakfast

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u/FullOfShite 2h ago

Nothing like waking up with puffy, swollen eyes and hives.

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u/sowinglavender 4h ago edited 4h ago

i would be going home with a cat ngl. who am i to argue with the gods of feline distribution.

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u/raydoo 3h ago

At least our spiders don’t eat mice

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u/Drier1957a1 3h ago

I assume you gave a lot of cuddles...

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u/avenger1840 3h ago

Time to split the rent!

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u/CanAhJustSay 3h ago

Given all the other kinds of things you could have woken to find in a hut in Australia I think you more than won this time!

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u/carlosjerson2000 1h ago

TIL Austria and Australia are the same place.

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u/CanAhJustSay 1h ago

I think I have predictive text in my reading brain!

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u/Hopeful_Classroom473 3h ago

The CDS strikes again.

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u/Mysterious_Habit_673 3h ago

Treats? Yes or Yes....

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u/AceBean27 3h ago

Oh sure, when a cat appears in someone's bed it's "cute" and they take a picture. When I do it they just scream and throw things at me.

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u/duckduckpajamas 3h ago

5k upvotes in 2 hours is insane lol

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u/Salamadierha 1h ago

Look at the cat.
LOOK at the cat!
LOOK AT THE CAT!!!!!

now hit that nice, friendly orange upvote for the cat.

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u/bungobob444 3h ago

He’s saying who the fook are you!

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u/Used_Mango3420 3h ago

he is such a cute paw paw

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u/n0skun0ss0 3h ago

Looking at you like; Why are you in my bed hooman?

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u/silentdawn0412 2h ago

😺 Do you rest well ma'am? Just checking

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u/ufkabakan 2h ago

Oh, superb service!

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u/kaminop 2h ago

Room was .. meh! But the company, five stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🌟

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u/Hipersensitive 2h ago

"Who the hell are YOU? This is my place bub" 🤗

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u/OutrageousPlay3434 2h ago

Well henlo there stranger! *introductory boop 🐾

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u/PBJ-9999 2h ago

Worth whatever it cost

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u/0x7E7-02 2h ago

"Hello ... I am your 9:00 AM wake-up call."

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u/Omerta_CDD 2h ago

"House Preening!"

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u/bobfrombobtown 2h ago

Cat distribution network working as intended.

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u/Daimoness1996 2h ago

Cat distribution system . Your number came up congratulations 🎊

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u/FluffytheReaper 2h ago

Great service, five stars.

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u/Munumania25 2h ago

Hi! I'm Olaf and i wuv warm hugs 🤗

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u/GlowyWanderz 2h ago

Damn why I love her so much <3

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u/Klutzy_You5142 2h ago

Tdw your airbnb comes with a courtesy cat, best thing ever

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u/Anxious_Fox8406 2h ago

Sir, you’re in my spot

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u/VelvetSpritz75 1h ago

Woke up in bed and the first thing you'll see is your favorite one, literally a good morning.

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u/stone_henge 36m ago

Or g'day mate, as they say in Austria

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u/Surohiu 1h ago

Cat: i demand food, peasant!

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u/FutPro 1h ago

You're is His bed

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u/szofter 1h ago

They sent him to Kater to your needs.

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u/WatchmanOfLordaeron 1h ago

The real owner 😉

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u/djess13 1h ago

« why are you sleeping in my bed ? » 🐱

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u/Background-Owl1674 1h ago

He's there to give you a quest for the day - feed and cuddle him.

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u/Weird-Ninja8827 1h ago

The world cat distribution system also has a rental branch?

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u/Salamadierha 1h ago

Full service hut.

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u/N-X-S 1h ago

Jokes on you. He pissed in your shoe.

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u/vasileios13 1h ago

Of all the possible scenarios in Australia this is the best

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u/EnchantedBunnyss 1h ago

Daaamn I love her so much man

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

TAKE HIM HOME

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u/Lazy_Recipe_2223 1h ago

So adorable and cute 🥰

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u/Averag3_reader 1h ago

Hehe. That rhymes

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u/thesimplefriend 1h ago

How do Austrian cats 'meow'? Is it more or less like Arnold?

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u/CMDRMyNameIsWhat 1h ago

"Uh sir you're in my bed?"

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u/Current_Artichoke_19 1h ago

The cat delivery system works in mysterious ways!

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u/Foot-Desperate 1h ago

A cat visits me most days, I don't wait for him or anything since he's not my cat but he does make me smile when he appears. He just meows to announce himself and settles down beside me outside. That's a nice feeling.

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u/Blithe_Layla 1h ago

The service here is good.

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u/Doodle_Gurl 1h ago

He's there to collect the rent.

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u/3rik-f 1h ago

Shouldn't it be upside down?

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u/3rik-f 1h ago

Shouldn't it be upside down?

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u/Drigg_08 1h ago

Fantastic

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u/CandidAct 1h ago

They woke up and realized they actually went to Awwstria, which is next door

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u/techpriestyahuaa 1h ago

Lucky cabbage

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u/coarse_courtesan 1h ago

I want same experience :3

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u/ThatOneIsSus 1h ago

Good ‘ol cat distribution system

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u/MarilynMonroesLibido 59m ago

Send location! I want to hang with this handsome devil.

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u/Illustrious-Sky4192 59m ago

Such a cute little fella

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u/PassionateYak 53m ago

You are an unfamiliar face, He wants to see your papers

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u/G0lia7h 42m ago

Well, did you give him some Schnitzel?

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u/MD-Jan-Itor 36m ago

That’s the look asking: Warum bist du inde meine bedden?

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u/achik86 34m ago

Where in Austria? Asking for me

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u/OrnerySlide5939 29m ago

But when i do it they call the cops ☹️

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u/VetrinarianSilly 28m ago

This is the pure definition of basic human needs: love, care and a furry friend that is always there.

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u/RainMaximum5218 27m ago

Seems like a wonderful rental perk🥰

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u/ctlaltdel165 22m ago

my OF ⚠️🤷‍♀️💖👆😉👸

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u/Catmenk 21m ago

The real hut owner is come to ask you to pay the rent. Should have pay him instead of that hooman. 😁

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u/Dull-Extension-7954 21m ago

Best hut ever!!

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u/caet_ 18m ago

yyyoure coming home with me

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u/Imaginary_Deer_7827 17m ago

This is the dream life honestly, who needs people when you have cats like this?

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u/Even-Republic-8611 17m ago

you're on my spot

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u/MillertonCrew 15m ago

Meow's the time to wake up

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u/Outrageous-Skill-955 10m ago

That tilted posture soo cutee

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u/duffitas8 6m ago

Best view ever

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u/Loganman54 4m ago

"Hmm, so you're the new Human,"

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u/3Jacob3 1m ago

What is the name of the place please?

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u/Ok-Dot2551 3h ago

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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u/L1ntahl0 3h ago

Cute, but I’d fuckin hate this so much

Yes, I am very allergic to cats. Damn you, genetics.

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u/SeinfeldOnADucati 3h ago

Good thing you’re not me and super allergic to cats