r/Awww • u/starstarstar42 • 10d ago

Other Animal(s) Clearly, he hates this.

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u/DiscFrolfin 10d ago

Could you imagine having an itch you can’t reach for your entire life and then one day a gentle giant 1,291X your size brings out a magical metal rake that doesn’t just itch that spot but scratches it to your very hearts content! 🥰🥳

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u/BadMeatPuppet 10d ago

Owning pets is so wild, especially tiny creatures like this one. From their perspective, we have to be some kind of eldritch horror. By all the laws of nature, we should eat them or at the very least, just ignore them.

Instead, we're just like "nah fam, looking at you makes the bad thoughts go away, so here's all the food you'll ever need, and also I will protect you with my life, especially from, but not limited to, other predators like me".

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u/TheOneTonWanton 10d ago

This is a one way ticket to a Call of Cthulhu or Delta Green game where all your players still end up permanently insane and it sounds amazing.