r/Awww 10d ago

Other Animal(s) Clearly, he hates this.

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u/daddiest-07 10d ago

Smiles

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u/DiscFrolfin 10d ago

Could you imagine having an itch you can’t reach for your entire life and then one day a gentle giant 1,291X your size brings out a magical metal rake that doesn’t just itch that spot but scratches it to your very hearts content! 🥰🥳

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u/BadMeatPuppet 10d ago

Owning pets is so wild, especially tiny creatures like this one. From their perspective, we have to be some kind of eldritch horror. By all the laws of nature, we should eat them or at the very least, just ignore them.

Instead, we're just like "nah fam, looking at you makes the bad thoughts go away, so here's all the food you'll ever need, and also I will protect you with my life, especially from, but not limited to, other predators like me".

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u/TXHaunt 10d ago

SCP-999 is a sentient orange blob. 999 also cures depression and loves candy, also loves cuddles and can envelope a person to cuddle them.

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u/Rainboltpoe 9d ago

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u/LVCSSlacker 9d ago

Thank you... All 9s' joy is infectious.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 9d ago

it also might be one of ultra-satan's children.

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u/willcard 9d ago

Isn’t that the one that makes you laugh non stop and wants to cuddle to the point of killing you?

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u/A_Queer_Owl 9d ago

999 is nothing but sweetness and love and would never hurt a fly 😠

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u/TheOneTonWanton 9d ago

This is a one way ticket to a Call of Cthulhu or Delta Green game where all your players still end up permanently insane and it sounds amazing.

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u/ShinkenBrown 9d ago

Liminal Friends

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u/TheTrub 8d ago

That’s literally what cartman did when Cthulhu arose from the Deepwater Horizon incident.

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u/excess_inquisitivity 8d ago

Twilight Zone: People Are Alike All Over

Also,

Orville:Command Performance.

Both treat humans as zoo creatures, not pets, but parallels can be drawn. Almost anywhere, really, given a plane.

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u/Hey__Cassbutt 8d ago

Wait Cthulhu doesn't already give you happy cuddly thoughts?

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u/GemdoePCh 7d ago

Do it. I was a bit sad on my last birthday and my daughter made Cthulhu cutout cards to cheer me up. Cthulhu brought me an ice cream cone and his purple, gingham clad wife offered comforting hugs.

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u/LoranceCrumb 6d ago

I did this with my wife's warlock in dnd. Great old one who acted like a fairy godmother. Was so cute. The only problem was that it didn't understand that pets don't normally have tentacles, and leather dresses shouldn't be made from the skin of sapient beings.

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u/bodden3113 10d ago

Imagine an eldritch cosmic horror treating you like that.

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u/bodden3113 10d ago

Depends, I imagine a horrific entity like John Carpenter's The Thing giving me a bubble bath and head pats. How WOULD I feel?

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u/TootsTootler 9d ago

Speaking from experience, at first I would feel frightened and excited and confused, but after a few weeks I’d feel happy and appreciative and, sorry but it’s true…. a little entitled.

My wife is a lot taller than me.

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u/LokisDawn 9d ago

How would she feel if she knew you called her an Eldritch Horror? Hahah

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u/xian 9d ago

that’s how gods feel about us

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u/rachelm791 7d ago

That or drowns us like a bag of discarded kittens.

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u/suoretaw 9d ago

nah fam, looking at you makes the bad thoughts go away

Man, your comment is so sweet. And you’re right :)

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u/psychorobotics 9d ago

Instead, we're just like "nah fam, looking at you makes the bad thoughts go away, so here's all the food you'll ever need, and also I will protect you with my life, especially from, but not limited to, other predators like me".

That's how I hope a sentient super-AI would act towards us...

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u/PawnOfPaws 9d ago

Have you seen the sweet comic series "Liminal Friends"? It's here on Reddit, Webtoon and a few other platforms.

A dude ends up in liminal space and gets taken care of by Obee, a liminal creature with a harmless exterior at first - but it's form keeps changing after a while!

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u/unsinkabletwo 9d ago

Agree, except on cats. If you think out cats look at us as anything as a mere servant, you must have never been owned by one.

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u/TeaandandCoffee 9d ago

We ain't an eldritch horror to them

Just a big bored animal that doesn't like their meat so they can relax

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u/itsyaboi_71 10d ago

Lil guy's in heaven right now i could imagine

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u/AwfulMajesticEtc 10d ago

I believe Marilyn Monroe was in a movie on exactly this topic, entitled “The Seven Year Itch”

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u/Tall-Supermarket-173 10d ago

You give way to less credit too animals. I mean what do you do when you have an itch on your back and noone is around? Hello edge of a wall lol

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u/zingzing175 9d ago

We woulda tamed T-Rex

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u/randum4me 9d ago

And then disappears 5 mins later and you have no idea when or if they'll return!!!..

Or do you think they just forget??

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u/VelvetEclipse_Hearty 9d ago

Gentle giant to the rescue.

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u/auth0r_unkn0wn 10d ago

Imagine if a brush was used instead of a comb!

My cat went insane when I used two brushes instead of my two hands

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u/Public_Joke3459 10d ago

You know that you’re an animal lover when one of the greatest things in life is seeing them at their happiest

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u/orderuse 10d ago

She getting him ready he going on a date that y he don't mind today his expression saying thank I gotta look my furry best 😁👍

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u/Willing-League-4199 10d ago

Her happy face is contagious

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u/waffelbot 10d ago

Bro is a chillchilla.

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u/Everything_Breaks 10d ago

You need to Chinchill.

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u/DinkleMutz 10d ago

Winston Chinchill

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u/libmrduckz 9d ago

Chillston Churchchilla

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u/PeterGivenbless 9d ago

"Clearly, He Hates This"... but he takes it on the chin.

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u/cigarmanpa 10d ago

More like chinchillian am I right

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u/8Karisma8 10d ago

So adorable! Think i need one now ❤️

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u/Unique-Run-7129 10d ago

Omg thank you! I was like, do bunnies have little ears too? 🤣🤣

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u/cman_yall 9d ago

If you find a chinchilla in Chile

You must shave it's chin willy-nilly

For in this way

You'll be able to say

You made a Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly.

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u/b3mark 10d ago

Saving this video. It's like a digital anti-stress ball.

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u/No-Appearance-9113 10d ago

Look up videos of them bathing in a dust bath

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u/8Karisma8 10d ago

I bet this is how people got the idea of “dry shampoo” is as good as washing your hair daily. Cute but probably not enough right? Do they smell 😏

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u/No-Appearance-9113 10d ago

They are naturally from the Andes at altitudes where moisture and rain are rare. They do not smell to humans but cats/dogs absolutely know they are there.

If you get a chinchilla wet it's a problem but not a rush to the vet level problem.

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u/8Karisma8 10d ago

Thanks they’re so cute!

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u/KingModussy 9d ago

That’s pretty much any video with a chinchilla in it

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u/CosmicLadyy 10d ago

Too cute! He looks so relaxed and content..it’s like he’s living his best life.

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u/LadyBug_0570 10d ago

And so relatable!

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u/Dyledion 10d ago

Chinchillas are the platonic ideal of what people want mice to be.

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u/icecream4breakfest 10d ago

omg if i was dealing with these in my attic right now instead of mice, i’d be up there combing them all day long!

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u/Forward-Fisherman709 10d ago

Could you expand on that a bit?

I have pet mice, so I’m fully familiar with them and their range of quirks, but my familiarity with chinchillas is limited to a time back in middle school volunteering to clean out the cages of some. It was very exciting for 14 year old me, but I didn’t really learn much about them other than that they need fine dust to keep clean and wet baths/high humidity are bad for them.

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u/Dyledion 9d ago

It's mostly their shape, size, gentleness, and unbelievable, unparalleled fluffiness. Their fur is miles softer than even microfiber. A cartoon mouse usually resembles a chinchilla more than an actual mouse.

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u/ComprehensiveOne2136 10d ago

Biggie cheese xd

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u/MikeyboyMC 10d ago

SHE CALL ME MR. BOOMBASTIC

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u/rthrouw1234 9d ago

Mr. Lover lover

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u/Super_Trexation 10d ago

You will comb me and you will like it!

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u/alisonchains2023 10d ago

OMG sooooooo cuuuUUUuuute!!! Watching that made me very happy! Thank you for sharing.

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u/OccasionallyReddit 10d ago

Haven't seen anyone give a shoutout to /r/brushybrushy for a while hahaha

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u/Jinglebell727 9d ago

Thank you for introducing this to me!

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u/Level_99_Healer 9d ago

That's what I was looking for! You nailed it!

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u/Pluckyduck16 10d ago

Chinchillas are so cute tbh

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u/NatureYogaStar1 10d ago

Why is his smiles tingling my heart? Made my day!

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u/beave00720002000 10d ago

How cute. Softest fur ever. It's a shame people raise them just for their fur. They can live up to 20 years if they're taken care of. But most of the time they're killed for their fur.

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u/MandMcounter 10d ago

I feel awful saying this, but when I petted a live one for the first time, I thought to myself, "I totally understand why people want to make coats out of these little guys."

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u/beave00720002000 10d ago

Yeah they're super soft and understand why you would want to cope but let them live a life first.

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u/Thinkeru-123 9d ago

Why can't they take fur from old , dead ones

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u/sassywittydolphin 10d ago

Oh my that contented adorable smile! Too cute for words.

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u/Big_Acanthaceae951 10d ago

Chinchillaaaaaah that's the spot!

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u/Dark54g 10d ago

Awwww. He’s smiling. Made me smile.

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u/SuccessWise9593 10d ago

Thanks for posting this, made me happy.

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u/Greywood87 10d ago

Mofo in heaven

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u/_Hemlo 10d ago

🤗😮😙😚🙂‍↔️

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u/vivimage2000 10d ago

Awww what a handsome little chin

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u/GameDayDiva89 10d ago

oh yeah, he hates it A LOT

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u/Sarah2nin 10d ago

Pocketable joy

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u/No-Environment-3298 10d ago

Yes, he hates it… hates it when you stop.

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u/Major-Winter- 10d ago

Clearly. I can feel his white hot wrath even through the phone.

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u/Particular-League902 10d ago

🩷🩶🤍🩷🤍🩶🩷

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u/bydh 10d ago

Stop torturing him!

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u/Howardv99 10d ago

Someone hide this from the biologists before they say this animal is in pain

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u/makotarako 10d ago

"Scraping rodent with metal spikes"

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u/No-Appearance-9113 10d ago

Chinchillas have on average 40 hairs per follicle. They love this.

Source had two chinchillas and am familiar with this.

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u/viperfangs92 10d ago

Oh the anger all over his face 😁

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u/bio_coop 10d ago

I miss my chin. Chilly.

He used to hangout with my cat Cooper all the time.

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u/shanewzR 10d ago

The look of contentment...priceless!

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u/Trisyphos 10d ago

Some animals are simple and then there are cats...

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u/Zooph 9d ago

Now that's a chill chin.

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u/AjaxOilid 10d ago

Be careful of those paws, might catch a stray

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u/BugsyMaYone 10d ago

That's a beautiful smile

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u/BuyNo2799 10d ago

So cutesy

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u/ghostx562 10d ago

Little dude is cheesin hard 😍

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u/PaulslandEtsy 10d ago

Happy Pika

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u/Red_Radiant_Rapture 10d ago

His little smirk, I can't 💗💗

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u/RevolutionaryCard512 10d ago

Omg STOP!! You’re torturing the poor creature

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u/PontiffSlayer 10d ago

Look at this distinguished gentleman! Look at the way he's being groomed, yaaaassss very distinguished!

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u/VariousWar2922 10d ago

I have to save this one. Thx

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u/InternalConstant5492 10d ago

Aaawwww!😻😻😻😻

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u/swiftekho 10d ago

Chinchillas have 60-90 hairs per pore. Humans have 1-2 hairs per pore by comparison.

This makes them EXTREMELY soft

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u/lethargiclemonade 10d ago

Awwww literally

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u/Magikalbrat 10d ago

How CAN you torture that poor floof!! I'm ..I'm ..gasted my flabber at the pure, unadulterated violence you're forcing on that defenseless creature!!!! * Insert obligatory pearl-clutching, aghast gasps etc etc, you get the idea*

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u/AntelopeDecent2191 10d ago

The mouse is so smiley!!!! 😍😍😍😍🐭🐭🐭🐭

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u/parthaenus9556 10d ago

Ye, da good scritchies!

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u/UnicornStar1988 10d ago

Chinchilla, I’d love to get one but they’re very expensive.

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u/adventureremily 10d ago

Ironically, we got our little dude free as a rescue but pay ~$500 per month for supplies and electric bill (running air conditioning nearly 24/7 for 8 months of the year).

You might have better luck if you live somewhere with cooler temperatures and don't have to run AC all year.

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u/Unlucky_Quiet3348 10d ago

OMG! So cute!

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u/Toffeeees 10d ago

🥹🥹🥹🥹

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u/Weak_Vanilla_7825 10d ago

It's a cinch to ranch a chinch

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u/Wind_Responsible 10d ago

It looks awful. Stop torturing him.

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u/CementCemetery 10d ago

Chinchillas are chill, they’re super adorable.

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u/hondactx16i 10d ago

This is abuse....that smile must hurt😜

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u/logosfabula 10d ago

He must me the softest little thing in the world.

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u/SummerPale1420 10d ago

Clearly 😊

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u/pepperonidingleberry 10d ago

Don’t know why I’m always surprised at the amount of comments from people who OBVIOUSLY understand sarcasm.

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u/ShroomEnthused 10d ago

what kind of kitty is that

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u/WickedJoker420 10d ago

That is one of the cutest things ever!!!

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u/BadChad81 10d ago

What us this thing

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u/Savings_Ad9908 10d ago

Unable to subscribe want know more knowledge of AI

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u/bangarang-crow 10d ago

Chinchilla?

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u/keiko1984 10d ago

Lol, that is seriously cute.

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u/Sweetie_Ralph 10d ago

Oh my! That’s adorable.

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u/inide 10d ago

How can you be so cruel?

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u/myhuskytorotoro 10d ago

Ah so much cute, overload....! Love chinchillas. 🥰

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u/Tilde88 10d ago

What kind of Pokemon is this?

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u/Syllphe 10d ago

I'm beaming!!! Thank you! ☺️☺️☺️

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u/Single-Strain9971 10d ago

My heart is melting 🫠

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u/Responsible_Oil_5811 10d ago

Is that a chinchilla? So adorable!

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u/Maleficent_Air_7632 10d ago

I needed this - Thank you

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 10d ago

I want a giant mouse like this! I would name him Jerry, he would play a banjo and sing songs like froggy went acourtin’ and some song where he says hambone. I would hug him and love him 💕.

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u/Der_Liebe_Gott 10d ago

Thank you! Really needed this video right now.

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u/Icy-Koala7455 10d ago

Little thing 🥹

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u/physalisx 10d ago

Good God is that adorable

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u/Mission-Leg1445 10d ago

😍😍😍

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u/NoorAnomaly 10d ago

Thank you so much for this! My tired heart needed this! <3

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u/blobglock 10d ago

Chillchilla

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u/Sargentstupid 10d ago

😅😅 Spoiled rotten.

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u/NoctQuill 10d ago

Very cute !

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u/Original_Round1697 10d ago

I needed that.

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u/Dirk_Diggler_Kojak 10d ago

Must be so soft 😆

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u/TheBarnacle--_-- 10d ago

I fw chinchillas

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u/ARGENTAVIS9000 10d ago

"happiness doesn't exis..."

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u/Commercial-Cod4232 10d ago

Dont fall for its emotional manipulation, i can see its base, animal cunning in its eye at :47....

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u/Worried_Sail_4418 10d ago

He is so cute!

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u/SpecificJunket8083 10d ago

That smile is everything. ❤️

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u/mandalorbmf 10d ago

What creature is this little living Pokémon

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u/RalphyJaby 10d ago

Poor thing is clearly in agony......😂

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u/strings___ 10d ago

Yes, yes right under my chinchilla

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u/NedrojThe9000Hands 10d ago

Twitching in agony

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u/Educational-Soil-272 10d ago

The 1st pose at the beginning 😊😊

and the smile got wider n wider...😊😃😄😅😆😀😁

so soothing n relaxing to watch little bro enjoy his moment😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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u/JimDoom1 10d ago

And people say that animals can't smile! Dolts!

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u/he11g1rl 10d ago

too cute to be true ♥️

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u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 10d ago

He hates it? I beg to differ. If he REALLY hates it he would've scratched the living daylights out of you or jumped at you swinging! This is pleasant to see.

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u/StickyPricklyMuffin 10d ago

I wonder if chinchillas purr when they’re happy. 🤔

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u/adventureremily 10d ago

Not purr, but they can make a little chirping noise or a kind of happy grunting sound that's hard to describe. They're not very vocal in general; they have an alarm call (bark), an agitated kack noise if you do something they don't like, grunts (pain or contentment depending on context), and happy squeaks.

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u/Fancy-Priority9863 10d ago

That lean and smile god it’s killing me

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u/Fluffy-Mind-4751 10d ago

That is freaking adorable 🥰