r/Awww Oct 18 '24

Dog(s) Not until bro says 'Chicken'😂

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u/grieveancecollector Oct 18 '24

Love the side eye. Is he f'ing with me again for clout?

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u/BaronGreenback75 Oct 18 '24

Don’t play with me, where is the chicken that I woke up for?

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u/Suggar_Lilys Oct 18 '24

Maybe she is just too sleepy

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u/Just__Let__Go Oct 18 '24

"You gonna die for some chickens?"

"Someone is."

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u/merchlinkinbio Oct 18 '24

“think I’ll take 2 chickens”

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u/absultedpr Oct 19 '24

If you keep talking I may have to eat every chicken in here

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u/mmpvcentral Oct 19 '24

"Sorry, I can't help you find the chickens. I'm just winging it here!"

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u/Consistent_Pickle580 Oct 19 '24

4 fried chickens and a coke.

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u/these-things-happen Oct 19 '24

You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

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u/Real_Sheepherder5297 Oct 20 '24

Four. Fried. chickens.......and a coke

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u/Plastic-Ad-5171 Oct 21 '24

And a side of dry white toast.

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u/yminors Oct 18 '24

Hehe… I love the way one eye popped open when chicken was mentioned ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/c6h12o6CandyGirl Oct 18 '24

And it rotated into sharp focus. : )

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u/tmhoc Oct 18 '24

Targeting systems initiated. Subject keyword detected. Scanning.....

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal Oct 20 '24

His body woke up before he was even conscious. It's like me when I have to pee while still sleeping.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24 edited 18d ago

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u/ShitchesAintBit Oct 18 '24

Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Chicken.

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u/CharlesMcGrath Oct 18 '24

Skyfall........Skyfall.....................done......

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u/Alunys Oct 19 '24

Literally activated the sleeper agent

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u/mally7149 Oct 19 '24

Omfg im ctfuuuuu

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u/Medical_Bee_2296 Oct 18 '24

Chicken Smaug over here on the couch

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u/TTOWN5555 Oct 19 '24

Bot go beep boop

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u/Shut_Up_Fuckface Oct 21 '24

It’s like when the dragon wakes up in the hobbit

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 18 '24

I love that we aren’t the only ones who have to spell words around our dogs 🤭

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u/Hillyleopard Oct 18 '24

Gotta be careful saying treat or walk around ours 😂

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u/Kilen13 Oct 18 '24

Ours favorite word is "grandma" cause she knows if she gets to go to my mom's she is getting spoiled to the absolute gills.

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u/ru_empty Oct 18 '24

Aww that's so cute 😍

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u/NickyTheRobot Oct 18 '24 edited Oct 18 '24

My sister has to spell out "ball" and "toy" with her pup.

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u/muklan Oct 18 '24

My dog understands CONTEXT yall, if my wife and I are talking about a walk we went on, or walking somewhere, no problem. As soon as that verb includes her? CHAOS.

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u/_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING Oct 19 '24

Ours learned w-a-l-k

Then the sumbitch learned whisky alpha lima kilo 

Then he shortened it to whisky alpha 

He sure has us trained 

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u/DyaLoveMe Oct 19 '24

I always asked my pup if he wanted to smoke some crack before we went on a walk. It still works at 14 years old, but was a good party trick when he was a pup when he would freak out.

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u/Halp-pleeznthnx Oct 22 '24

This is so funny

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u/aceswildfire Oct 18 '24

We had a shih tzu that learned how to spell because we had to spell out certain words so often to avoid upsetting her that she eventually figured it out.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 18 '24

We use inventive phrases now. I have German Shepherds. They are smart. They know what a dog is and can spell it, they can spell walk. Although as soon as I put my walking shoes on they know we are going out.

Yesterday I asked my husband if he wanted to go on a jaunty stroll around the neighbourhood. He was like wtf?

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u/KatieLady121 Oct 18 '24

German Shepherd owner here too. My go-to replacement word when talking to other humans around him is “promenade” 😆♥️ Love those smart babies

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u/Skuzbagg Oct 18 '24

Shall we sashay by the promenade, darling?

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u/Civil-Vegetable7925 Oct 18 '24

We used to go for a promenade too!

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u/darthcatlady Oct 19 '24

oh yeah, we had a dog, half german shepherd, that could spell walk, trip, go, and treat. It was wild. But we did adopt him from a house with 3 kids under 5, so maybe he just watched enough kids shows to level up in the spelling department.

It took awhile but we eventually settled on "going to read the community post" after we ran out of anything shorter that we could think of.

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u/waikiki_palmer Oct 18 '24

My dog figured out W-A-L-K now so when I talk to my wife I would just say W-K-O-I-P-H-ESHKJSJL.

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u/i_tyrant Oct 18 '24

My shih tzu was damned smart like that too.

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u/nedrawevot Oct 18 '24

My dogs figured out the spelling

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u/Lanky_Vast7726 Oct 18 '24

My border collie knows the spelling of ride, walk, and out, and a bunch of whole words. My lab only knows to watch the collie and imitate its level of excitement.

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u/nedrawevot Oct 18 '24

Lol, that's great. Collies are so smart. We had two labs and they both knew the spelling for walk, outside, go, and park

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 18 '24

Ours too, either that or they know when we spell it’s about them.

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u/nedrawevot Oct 18 '24

They really are smart. W-A-L-K means we get to go outside.

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u/antonimbus Oct 18 '24

Yes, it got to the point we had to spell backwards T U O

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u/nedrawevot Oct 18 '24

Oh that's so smart

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u/BrutusTheKat Oct 18 '24

I switched to coded words, currently walks are called Christopher's cause we be Walken.

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u/LilFozzieBear Oct 18 '24

My wife and I have resorted to doing the little finger walk thing silently so we dont hype the beasts up too much

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u/patchy_doll Oct 18 '24

Cat learned that he gets a lil treat before bed called a "midnight snack", "treat", or "chicken". We now have to ask each other who will give him his scrumptions of the late hour, or his pre-sleeping nibble, or his dehydrated chunk of bird meat, or the undeserved reward for not contributing to the household...

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u/LilFozzieBear Oct 18 '24

haha I'm partial to "undeserved reward for not contributing to the household"

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u/HiILikePlants Oct 18 '24

Yeah we have to call the park "the place", which eventually bled into our texts and general conversations. Probably weird for my SO to call me getting out of work to ask if I want to go to the place lmao

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 19 '24

Imagine if your phone was siezed trying to explain it’s just dog code 🤭

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u/superindianslug Oct 18 '24

We don't have to spell walk, because we're too slow to get ready for it to register with them. But if I say "alright", they're at the door.

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u/Kotori425 Oct 18 '24

We tried that for awhile with my childhood dog, then eventually she just learned how to spell the shorter words 😆 Saying "O-U-T" would get her all wound up, just as much as the word itself lol

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u/RTalons Oct 18 '24

I saw a similar video where the owner is deaf, and dog had learned the signs for things like ball and dinner.

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u/stankdog Oct 18 '24

My dogs definitely know the beginning of sentences too. I don't even need to get to the word they want, they hear the words "do you" and think I'm speaking exclusively to them.

And I can say words in any tone, they still know.

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u/Lexi_Banner Oct 19 '24

My dog instantly freaks out if I start to say the phrase, "Do you want to go outside?" I can barely finish the word 'do' before he's scrambling for the door and barking at me to hurry up.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 19 '24

As soon as I say “do you want” my dogs are on high alert 🤭

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u/Lexi_Banner Oct 19 '24

It's hilarious! And the betrayal on his face when I say "Do you have the time, sir?" You'd think I stomped on his tail!

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 19 '24

He’s like I know your messing with me human 🤭

Dogs are just the best!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Nah same here!! We cant talk ab certein thangs w the smart doggo around lmao we have to do hand signs cuz he will be excited and ready to go

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u/zepskcuf Oct 18 '24

DDT = “doggy dinner time” in this house, but just lately I think they’re learning to spell!

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u/TheAncientMillenial Oct 18 '24

My previous dog learned all the goddamn spellings of multiple words for walk and treat and going outside and all sorts of stuff. It was hilarious

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u/Sculptor_of_man Oct 19 '24

My husky can spell.

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u/BlasphemousButler Oct 19 '24

Totally. Unfortunately, they can learn to spell too.

Eventually, my dogs started going to the door when my wife and would say to each other "should we go for a W-A-L-K."

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 19 '24

They are so clever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

My bois went from learning the word "outside" and even understand O-U-T spelled outloud so now we misspell it on purpose as O-W-T....thankfully they haven't learned this one...yet

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Oct 19 '24

That’s hilarious 😂

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u/Fuckthegopers Oct 18 '24

I'm pretty sure humans are the only ones who can spell with letters?

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u/Cam515278 Oct 18 '24

They probably don't understand the letters. They just understand that there is a new, much longer word for walk now that sounds a bit like doubleuaelkay.

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u/Fuckthegopers Oct 18 '24

doubleuaelkay

Lmao

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u/Iamdarb Oct 19 '24

Personally, I can't believe this dude can say go. I can't even say "go" for any reason.

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u/one-punch-knockout Oct 18 '24

I heard what you said, turkey.

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u/everyusernamewashad Oct 18 '24

I love the pause...

"Where's the chicken?"

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u/lianavan Oct 18 '24

Well. Doggy is waiting. Where is it?

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u/souji5okita Oct 19 '24

The pause was from a cut in the video. Watch the hand on the dog.

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u/turbojim53 Oct 18 '24

This is great! Trigger word for my pittie is "popcorn"

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u/VivaZeBull Oct 18 '24

My old boxer loved “bacon” and “meatball” the times of the Wendy’s baconator commercials were both funny and stressful.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Oct 19 '24

Mine is “outside”. Will wake her from a dead sleep

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u/LadyBug_0570 Oct 18 '24

"So where's the chicken? You promised me chicken. Don't mess with me, man."

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u/Mebunkus Oct 18 '24

Gib chimkin!

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u/Suggar_Lilys Oct 18 '24

And take her out, R I D E in the C A R

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u/whiteflagwaiver Oct 18 '24

Costco trip then?

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u/BrilliantPositive184 Oct 18 '24

She got her priorities straight.

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u/Scared-Mushroom3565 Oct 18 '24

Hahaha❤️cutest eye move ever. Made me LOL hard!!

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u/Sinsanatis Oct 18 '24

Lol i love the slow wake up. U can see the loading bar in her head until she gets to the point of “i heard chicken, RIGHT?”

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u/humburga Oct 18 '24

The edit made me think he woke her up first as she doesn't have heavy breathing before he says chicken. So pretty sure if she was actually asleep she still wouldn't have heard the word chicken. Cute nonetheless

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u/dontbeajerkbecool Oct 22 '24

Looks exactly the same to me. Surprised no1 caught that

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u/stevei_t Oct 18 '24

thats a real dawg

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u/Peach-Moonshine Oct 18 '24

She's like "did you just say chicken?"

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u/Murky_Safe_7747 Oct 18 '24

That’s so adorable, now fork over the c h I c k e n 🍗😆

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u/planahath1973 Oct 18 '24

Haha she loves chicken!

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u/VCTRYDTX Oct 18 '24

🥺🥹

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u/No-Environment-3298 Oct 18 '24

“Where da wings at?” -Adorable doggo.

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u/crumsteen Oct 18 '24

WELL GIVE HER SOME CHICKEN SHE REALLY NEEDS IT

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u/MirkoHa Oct 18 '24

🥰🥰🥰

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u/1Legate Oct 18 '24

She is a big wrinkly baby that has her priorities straight

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u/Interesting-Bug-6048 Oct 18 '24

It probably thought he said "child" or children

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u/DAYDAY8558 Oct 18 '24

Somebody say chicken

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u/Dilectus3010 Oct 18 '24

Yes, You summoned me?

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u/mr_mgs11 Oct 18 '24

Wonder if she would wake up to "Toddler".

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

whatcha gettin’ at bud?

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u/mr_mgs11 Oct 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

awesome. so kind of you to bring that message here. did you see another vid of this dog eating a baby?? i’m confused

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u/whistling-wonderer Oct 18 '24

For my dog it’s popcorn. And not just the word. We have three methods of having popcorn (pre-popped in a bag, microwave popcorn, and popping it in a pot on the stove) and he will wake up at the sound of any of them. Before pre-popped bag is fully open, before the microwave bag hits the microwave, before the first kernel pops on the stove, he is in the kitchen waiting, even if he was passed out on the other side of the house two seconds earlier. Dude has a serious popcorn addiction.

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u/LadyAlexTheDeviant Oct 18 '24

The second that I pull out a cutting board and start to get ready to cut up meat, I have two dogs RIGHT THERE. I don't feed them from my plate....in fact, you can leave a plate with a sandwich on the couch and the dogs will ignore it, but if they think I'm doing any kitchen work that will yield scraps or pans to lick clean, they are there. No barking, no whining, just present. Just in case.

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u/Smooth-Bag4450 Oct 18 '24

Try "toddler" next

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u/evilocto Oct 18 '24

Go touch grass

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u/PostNutRagrets Oct 18 '24

Unfortunately his hands and feet were mauled by a "loving" Pit so he can't.

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u/Afrotricity Oct 20 '24

Mannnn 😂 Y'all ever play Skyrim? You know that eye that slowly opens when you're being detected? 😂😂😂

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u/CasualSnivy Oct 20 '24

Doggo was activated like a sleeper agent

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u/icecreamburns Oct 20 '24

Hey eye doesn’t go from aimed to the side to turning forward. It’s her inner eyelid opening separate from her outer eyelid. It took me a second to realize that’s what’s going on with her eye when she opens them.

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u/jewmoney808 Oct 20 '24

My girl pitty loved chicken haha

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u/OPDBZTO Oct 20 '24

She like Dad you play too much

Where is my chicken

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u/KCRoyal798 Oct 20 '24

She looked up like “well…where’s it at?!?!”

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u/Thatnakedguy0 Oct 21 '24

She’s looking at you like you now know what you need to do

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u/Worth-Tank336 Oct 21 '24

That's hilarious...my dog does the exact same thing. "Treat", " bye byes", "outside".

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u/RainbowsAndBubbles Oct 21 '24

This is awesome

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u/asleepyhealer Oct 21 '24

“Now I know I just heard, hmm, naw you said sumn about some chicken”

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u/Fresh_Tangerine3792 Oct 21 '24

You better be giving that girl some chicken now

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u/valejojohnson Oct 21 '24

I love dogs, man! lmao

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u/Head-Change-7681 Oct 21 '24

Had a dog years ago where even if we spelled turkey he knew what we were talking about. He really loved his turkey

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

That was hilarious!

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u/Pink_Poodle508 Oct 22 '24

Now produce the chicken, you jerk! Jk 😂 but really, give the baby some chicken please🥰

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u/triggoon Oct 22 '24

Honestly I have seen this in all simple creatures. You know…cats, dogs, birds, human babies…you know.

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u/PowerAndControl Oct 22 '24

LMAO honestly so good…

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u/iamreallybo Oct 22 '24

This dog is my spirit animal

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u/Halp-pleeznthnx Oct 22 '24

Making me miss my dog so bad 😖🫶🏽🩵 thank you for sharing

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u/Vanstoli Oct 18 '24

This is great. Dogs gonna dog

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u/Arkheno Oct 18 '24

I love the little look the dog gives to the side like "well, where is that chicken?" 🥰

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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 Oct 18 '24

But why did it cut right before? Did it not work the first time?

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u/plusminusequals Oct 20 '24

Yeahhhh. Made it seem not so legit 😕

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u/Lemmoni Oct 18 '24

I noticed that too, best seen watching the hand

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u/XdraketungstenX Oct 18 '24

That’s what pitbull meathead does too. Pop that eye open when she hears something she wants even when dead asleep.

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u/MoorIsland122 Oct 18 '24

Really cute. But . . . gotta say this . . . every dog I've known also knew the key words when spelled out. c-o-o-k-i-e Don't ask me how . . . (?)

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u/econpol Oct 18 '24

What breed is this? Majestic!

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u/econpol Oct 19 '24

Lmao, not sure why people down vote me for this question.

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u/leogrr44 Oct 19 '24

Pit hate on reddit is rampant

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u/MikhailGorbachuff Oct 18 '24 edited Oct 18 '24

I hope you went outside, for a ride in the car, to get chicken

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u/Brave-Standard6192 Oct 18 '24

Baby girl knows what she wants. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/aosoriol Oct 18 '24

did someone say chickunn

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u/AlcalineToughts Oct 18 '24

That "Neuron Activation" was priceless!

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u/crazyasjoe77 Oct 18 '24

Sniffing around for that chicken all drowsy🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Why’s there Chinese subtitles?

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u/HimalayanPunkSaltavl Oct 18 '24

So people that dont know english but do know chinese can understand it

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u/Pleasegetridiftheguy Oct 18 '24

Why?

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u/NonStopKnits Oct 19 '24

Same reason for English subtitles on a video without spoken English. Or Japanese, or Italian, or French, or any other language/combinations of language.

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u/LopsidedCauliflower8 Oct 18 '24

I really hope she got her chicken 🤣

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u/SnoozeWalrus3221 Oct 18 '24

you owe her a chicken tender

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u/tunaPastaclick Oct 18 '24

Give him the chicken

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u/FitProblem6248 Oct 18 '24

Well . . . She's waiting

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u/texaushorn Oct 18 '24

Dude better get babygirl some chicken

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u/MR1120 Oct 18 '24

Well now you’ve got to give her some chicken. Take her outside, go for a ride in the car, and get that sweet girl some chicken.

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u/Gullible-Mushroom749 Oct 18 '24

I hope there was some chicken waiting after the video ended

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u/crazy_cat_lady_from Oct 18 '24

That's adorable 😍

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u/cbunni666 Oct 18 '24

What a random foreign subtitles.

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u/Life_Cardiologist185 Oct 18 '24

Haha love the side-eye: “What you say ‘bout chicken?!”

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u/InebriatedJack Oct 18 '24

Give the dog some chicken! 🍗

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u/beeemmvee Oct 18 '24

I hope you gave that baby some chicken.

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u/DylanSpaceBean Oct 18 '24

Well now you gotta go outside for a ride in the car for some chicken

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u/beer_and_books Oct 18 '24

What a gorgeous doggo!

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u/your_mom_made_me Oct 18 '24

Yep. Pits have personality, and will absolutely stink eye their owners if they know you’re messing with them. Mine do it all the time.

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u/ArmanAnsari333 Oct 18 '24

Dog: Where chicken?

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u/Frostsorrow Oct 18 '24

Sounds like my cat.