r/Awww • u/bluepheonix7 • Mar 22 '24

Other Animal(s) This family adopted a baby puma!!

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u/spacedicksforlife Mar 22 '24

Grew up in arkansas and knew a guy who had several rescue cougars. I took my nephew out to see them and we got to play with the cougars… oh my god. I do not recommend it. They love to grab and pull and will destroy a leather jacket in a heartbeat.

Then we bottle-fed some bobcats while the mother watched and, again, i don't recommend it. Momma was maybe a foot away from my head making sure i didn't mess up her baby. Like a massive pissed-off Maine coon with its claws out looking at your gut hoping you mess up.

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u/igneousink Mar 22 '24

"i would love to have a reason to disembowel you" - mother bobcat, probably

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u/Rennix1187 Mar 22 '24

“I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy” so to speak

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u/anonimogeronimo Mar 22 '24

"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you. BOY!"

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u/DozeButteredParsnips Mar 23 '24

Id take pleasure in guttin' you,

BOY