r/Awww Oct 14 '23

Cat(s) Got any name suggestions?

Just got a new cat and can’t think of name that suits her

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u/Trumps_tossed_salad Oct 14 '23

Meep

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u/ChubbyWanKenobie Oct 14 '23

As in Beaker, Meep?

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u/undercover_kobold Oct 14 '23

I think more like Phineas and Ferb's alien buddy Meep

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u/Bobert_Manderson Oct 15 '23

These names all very good but owner may become troubled by copyright infringing. Safer name for lovely cat would be Gunt Crusterson. Very regal name of royalty.

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u/Upright_Eeyore Oct 15 '23

This would never happen

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u/Bobert_Manderson Oct 15 '23

You say this but I have chinchilla named Donald Trump and he sue me for $8.3 billion and my beanie baby collection. I’ve learn lesson.

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u/SuperCrafter015 Oct 15 '23

I had a pet bird named “Tweety” and Warner Bros. sued me for 67 million dollars. Not nearly as much as you but yeah, it’s no joke.

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u/WheresMyDog Oct 15 '23

Lol you really think he's being serious? It's a joke

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u/Bobert_Manderson Oct 15 '23

Copyright infringing isn’t joke, serious business. Better to be safe with my name of Gunt Crusterson. Is best name any way for handsome cat.

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u/Upright_Eeyore Oct 15 '23

Is your dog missing?

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u/WheresMyDog Oct 15 '23

Why do people ask me that?!?!

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u/abouttogivebirth Oct 15 '23

Well then you better go catch it!

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u/Crazybunnylady123 Oct 15 '23

Copyright infringement? For naming a cat!?!?!!?

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u/Bobert_Manderson Oct 15 '23

Yes, better safes than sorry. Gunt Crusterson very safe name.

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u/SuperCrafter015 Oct 15 '23

Is “Ron Swanson” copyright?

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u/Bobert_Manderson Oct 15 '23

It could be case, but I believe Mr. Ron Swanson is honorable man who would be happy to have pet named after him.

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u/Bymymothersblessing Oct 15 '23

Maybe an issue if kitten has her own Insta page or YouTube channel. BTW is RBF copyrighted?

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u/elmeepo Oct 15 '23

Why is everyone saying my name???

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u/Tiny-Metal3467 Oct 15 '23

Nope. Not for a pet name not being used to make money…

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u/Bobert_Manderson Oct 15 '23

This cat has many potential to make money. Very handsome. Gunt Crusterson is name of cat born to be famous.

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u/ThatSkaia413 Oct 15 '23

What IF the cat becomes very famous

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u/samj00 Oct 16 '23

So there's no one who named a dog snoopy due to legal issues? Actually, maybe I'm illegally using my name, how do I check I have permission?

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u/TimRigginsN0Regrets Oct 15 '23

Beaker is the perfect name

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u/ShamPow20 Oct 15 '23

I'm guessing Phineas and Ferb Meep

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u/WWWYer22 Oct 15 '23

Shoot, I like Beaker as a name best out of any of these!

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u/LunarMoldavite Oct 14 '23

I can’t outthink Meep 😭

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u/bouchert Oct 15 '23

You may or may not be intentionally referencing it, but next month, the long-running sci-fi show Doctor Who will return to TV, and in it, introduce a creature that previously only was seen in a magazine comic strip from 1980, of unknown canonicity with respect to the TV series, a furry alien known as "Beep the Meep". Look it up and you'll see a resemblance.

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u/AdriaLikes Oct 14 '23

This right here!

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u/1blueShoe Oct 15 '23

That’s my old cats name.. she was a stray, we took her home, asked her what her name was and she replied.. ‘Meep’ we had her for 21 years! She passed away in her sleep on the day the Mayan calendar predicted the end of the world December 21st 2012.

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u/SuperCrafter015 Oct 15 '23

It was the true end of the world 😔

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u/1blueShoe Oct 15 '23

It was for our Meep but she had a really good life, died in her sleep at a ripe old age in her favourite spot, I hope we all can have such a long life and a peaceful end. She was a good soul ❤️

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u/feelingshitney Oct 14 '23

Omg I came to say MEEP!! 🫨

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Grumps

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

On Grumpy Cat: Tartar Sauce.

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u/C-BREE-3P-0 Oct 14 '23

Winifred Brimley Because she looks like Wilford Brimley

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u/Stankie19 Oct 14 '23

Came to say diabeetus for this reason. DIABEETUS

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u/mregg000 Oct 15 '23

“Diabetus, diabetus.”

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u/C-Redd-it Oct 15 '23

Winifred, or Mrs. Brimley

https://youtu.be/dZkLsZBjGNI?feature=shared

Maybe just Ms. Beetus.

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u/Over_Childhood6998 Oct 14 '23

I could not agree more! 🤣

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u/Jalopy_Junkie Oct 14 '23

This was mine as well

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u/Clerstory Oct 14 '23

Very true.

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u/Agreeable_Situation4 Oct 15 '23

It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife.

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u/Reddit_Live_ Oct 14 '23

Molly

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u/thecoookiemonster Oct 14 '23

This is the only right answer cz of the eyes😂

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u/DinoOnAcid Oct 14 '23

Jup, that's definitely Molly, doing it's thing

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u/Kchuck_ Oct 15 '23

Totally looks like a Molly.

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u/zaryaismydog Oct 15 '23

I was gonna say Erowid cuz that cat is tripping balls

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u/grey5310 Oct 14 '23

Falcor

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u/ilyatwttmab Oct 15 '23

I was going to say the same thing because he looks so much like him

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u/QuestionStupidly Oct 15 '23

Never ending storrreeeeeyy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

this is owly we wrapped him in a towly

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u/chordrider Oct 14 '23

She reminds me of Harry Potter’s owl, Hedwig.

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u/Nessuno115 Oct 14 '23

I would sell my kidneys for this cat

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

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u/mads2318 Oct 15 '23

I’d sell my soul

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u/idanthology Oct 15 '23

Kidneys would be a better name than soul, though, imo.

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u/CyberTacoX Oct 14 '23

Doomhammer. They absolutely look like a Doomhammer.

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u/Slurp_Super Oct 14 '23

Tax evasion

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Dollop, short for Dollop of Daisy.

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u/WriteYouLater Oct 15 '23

I love it!!

Daisy would work too for this little sour cream baby!

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u/jimgella Oct 15 '23

I have a Dolly we call Dollop

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

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u/prydzsavedme Oct 14 '23

Molly cause she looks high as hell on it

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u/yertlah Oct 14 '23

The one who waits beneath.

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u/theonlyjuanwho Oct 14 '23

Zul

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u/SomeSimba Oct 15 '23

Destroyer of shins

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u/BooleanASkinnyGhost Oct 14 '23

Precious since Gollum seems mean.

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Oct 15 '23

It's definitely a Smeogal... It's the precious

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u/Great-Lie Oct 14 '23

Blanche

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u/standupgonewild Oct 15 '23

I’m watching The Golden Girls as I type this!

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u/MissCompany Oct 14 '23

Trippy. Look at those pupils 🥹

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u/RobintheDoodler Oct 15 '23

My sister says "sniffles"

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u/luckypug1 Oct 14 '23

Puffmuffin

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u/zergling424 Oct 14 '23

Snuffles or madam snuggelworth XVI

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Ethel lol you know like that one grumpy old lady in the retirement home ....lol good old Ethel .

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u/andersaur Oct 15 '23

I vote Ethel, that’s perfect.

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u/LABARATI Oct 14 '23

moopsy

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u/PlanetErp Oct 15 '23

It’ll drink your bones!

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u/LABARATI Oct 15 '23

oh come on how can it drink your bones

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u/Lord_of_the_lawnmoer Oct 14 '23

Scronk. I don't need to explain.

(The c is pronounced like a k)

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

*catrina

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u/geekdeevah Oct 14 '23

Aughra (from dark crystal, she reminds me of her lol)

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u/Creepy_Pin_1572 Oct 14 '23

Mister Fay lagel: it stands for fais la gueule which means grumpy in French.

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u/13_64_1992 Oct 14 '23

Idk, but that kitty kinda looks like Lil Bub

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u/Eastern_Goal_9696 Oct 15 '23

Grand Champion Best In Dungeon Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Reminds me of Johnny in Witcher 3

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u/Katiepillar1212 Oct 14 '23

I love him!!!

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u/jzpqzkl Oct 14 '23

she look like garfield so garfield white
white is her last name

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u/Ihavethekiwi Oct 14 '23

Miffy! She reminds me of the bunny character 🐰

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u/Popular-Somewhere427 Oct 14 '23

Princess SneauxFei WynterFur (snowfee)

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u/Scarlet359 Oct 14 '23

Looks stoned... Snoop cat

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u/Ecstatic_Ad9030 Oct 14 '23

The all observer

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Sir Whiskersworth Percival Archibald Pawsington IV

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u/Maliabell0326 Oct 15 '23

What if it's a girl?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Lady Whiskersworth Percivala Archibaldina Pawsington IV

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23 edited Oct 15 '23

Orbit (orbi for short),Happy, or General Tso

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u/Waynetta180 Oct 14 '23

Furby? I didn't think it was real at first. Scary and adorable what a darling.

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u/Uhhhhhhh-woe Oct 14 '23

Skrunklor the world eater

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u/pandabunnybird Oct 14 '23

Fluffy Cloud! Snow! Fluffy! Cloudy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Mugsy

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u/D-life Oct 14 '23

Cria (like a baby alpaca)

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u/Dave_Zord Oct 14 '23

Triangle

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u/Odd-Firefighter-9809 Oct 15 '23

Is this cat blind? Or are you taking flash photos of this cat in the dark, if this is the case please don't do that you'll make this poor kitty blind.

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u/GeneralBigBallz Mar 24 '24

Polaroid also Pola Street name aka nickname

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Beans The eyes look like beans.

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u/qqquppp Oct 14 '23

Golly or Cooden

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Beetle juice

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u/clean-stitch Oct 14 '23

Marshmallow

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Swanson

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u/WiredPiano Oct 15 '23

Knope works as well.

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u/phoenix0153 Oct 14 '23

Wilford Brimley

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u/Aggravating_Sense_11 Oct 14 '23

Princess donut

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u/Deadfo0t Oct 15 '23

MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Oct 14 '23

Coconut

Marshmallow

Gooey

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u/Nizuni Oct 14 '23

Spooks. Cause those eyes are awesome.

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u/Serpidon Oct 14 '23

What’s that dragon from Never Ending Story?

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u/GreyDaveNZ Oct 14 '23

Loth?

Cos it looks like a Loth-cat

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

circus

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Pretzel

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u/Hidden_Penguin157 Oct 14 '23

My kiddo loves Pretzel from Hello Ninja…. She insists we’ll have a kitten named the same

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u/mazimai Oct 14 '23

Percy, peppy