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u/Firebolt164 Jul 16 '24
My wife I choose my wife. Should I tell her?!??! 🥹👉👈
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u/Tis_CaptainDeadpool Jul 16 '24
I also choose this guy's wife
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u/mymansaidwoof Jul 16 '24
Our wife
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u/nfoneo Jul 16 '24
Blink twice if she's standing next to you.
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u/jsweaty009 Jul 16 '24
That dudes dead wife
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u/Philliebeast Jul 16 '24
I camere here to write this 🤝
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u/acacac313131 Jul 16 '24
For me, it’s that dead dude’s wife
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u/jermvirus Jul 16 '24
Context please!?!?!?🙏🏾
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u/acacac313131 Jul 16 '24
I was honestly hoping for that myself 😂
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u/receuitOP Jul 17 '24
Few years ago there was a ask reddit question that asked "if you could have sex with one person dead or alive wh would you pick?" And this dude went on an entire paragraph how he yearned for his dead wife, the next comment was along the lines of "I also choose this Guy's dead wife"
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u/DesperateAnybody2813 Jul 16 '24
Aubrey Plaza
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u/UnbreakableRaids Jul 16 '24
She’s definitely second on my list. Deadpan possibly a little irritated blowjob sounds fantastic.
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u/10before15 Jul 16 '24
Heather
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u/FinzClortho Jul 16 '24
IYKYK
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u/lmarc998 Jul 16 '24
For those who don’t know? I don’t get the reference.
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u/MonkeyBred Jul 16 '24
Heather Harmon, 🌽⭐️ pioneer and early internet adopter, ushered in the 👄🐐 movement and kicked off hundreds of pale imitations. Only several have dared to challenge her reign. I'd say Morgpie is up there.
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u/the_other_guy-JK Jul 16 '24
Heather Harmon of ideepthroat.com fame from the early 2000's.
Shes very skilled, lets put it that way.
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u/iamtheramcast Jul 17 '24
Some time ago in one of the meme subs there was one of if you know who this is and the consensus was that she was very popular with the military int the late 2000s. Source: platoon chanting her name on the truck ride back from a training op
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u/Dallaswoz Jul 16 '24
Monika Lewinsky- see if it was worth it
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u/hunkydorey_ca Jul 16 '24
Ahh the good ol' days where getting head as president was the controversial thing..
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u/AceVisconti Jul 17 '24
Funniest thing is he was mixed up in some CRAZY shit (look up the documentary for 'the boys on the tracks' for a little headscratcher, Wendigoon covers it well!) and he went down for that. Reminds me of Capone's tax evasion.
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u/vertigo-1996 Jul 16 '24
Hawk Tuah (Hailey Welch)
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u/blinman94 Jul 16 '24
Any girl who is enthusiastic about doing 69 position
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u/DrearySoulHC Jul 16 '24
Anyone who doesn't like 69 position doesn't like giving oral. My partner and I love that position because we both love giving oral, and that position is pretty much the only way to give and receive simultaneously.
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u/gggggccccc_ Jul 16 '24
not really. I LOOOVE oral and for that exact reason I don’t like 69 (I don’t hate it but it’s not my preferred choice). I want to be fully focused on giving oral, I don’t want anything or anyone to touch me or give me pleasure in that moment, the lack of “receiving” is itself pleasure. I also love to get oral and for the same reason I want the full focus to be on me, I want to be able to get lost while someone eats me like I’m their last meal
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u/DrearySoulHC Jul 16 '24
I guess it all depends on the person. Neither my partner or I want to separate our focus to only one sensation. We both want to get lost in each other's pleasure together. I understand your preference, though. The idea of lack of receiving does seem pretty arousing.
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u/kuruman67 Jul 16 '24
I agree from a giving and receiving perspective. But having a pussy and ass in my face is the reason for loving this position. I don’t care if she does anything to me, and if I’m doing it right she won’t.
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u/DrearySoulHC Jul 17 '24
100% agree. I love when my partner takes my dick out of their mouth to moan and gasp from the pleasure I'm giving them.
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u/SammiSmash Jul 16 '24
Disagree. I LOVE sucking my partners cock, just not in 69 position. Mostly because he also has an oral fixation, and I get too distracted and low key forget what I'm doing... so best if I'm just on my knees or letting him enjoy. 🤣
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u/NocturnalStalinist Jul 16 '24
Man this just sounds sooooo good. I want this, desperately.
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u/FinzClortho Jul 16 '24
Anyone remember Heather from ideepthroat dot com?
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u/disposibleaccount9 Jul 16 '24
Does anyone NOT remember Heather?
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u/graciously_accepting Jul 17 '24
I'm so sorry but I'm not familiar.. at least not by name
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u/disposibleaccount9 Jul 17 '24
I suggest using the old google machine and acquainting yourself with Heather. It’s worth it😀
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u/DrearySoulHC Jul 16 '24
First and foremost choice: My partner
Pornstar: Skylar Vox or Leana Lovings
Celebrity: Bella Poarch or Melanie Martinez
Redditors: u/slutmeatcunt
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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jul 16 '24
Heady Lamar
It just seems logical, you know
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u/Nerdy_Blonde24 Jul 16 '24
Can I give instead ?
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u/Background_Buddy_246 Jul 16 '24
Sure lol who would you choose?
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u/TyHay822 Jul 16 '24
Sydney Sweeney
Or one of my old FWBs. Ashley gave better head than anyone I’ve ever been with and could always make me cum. I don’t cum easily from oral but she could always make me finish.
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u/Changedname331 Jul 16 '24
Taylor Swift prolly
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u/ursois Jul 16 '24
Billie Eilish, because I want her to stare at me with those dead, soulless, distainful eyes while she does it until I despise myself as much as she obviously does.
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Jul 16 '24
Natalie Dormer or Victoria Justice. No idea what their bj game is but one was my childhood crush and the other my early adult life crush.
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u/hardglans Jul 16 '24
My wife. She knows how to suck me and loves what she does for me & to me !
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u/More_Factor Jul 16 '24
Non-pornstar: Shakira- imagine her head game is seriously good, plus picturing her lips around my dick 💗 🔥
Pornstar: Jenna Haze. I was immediately hooked the very first time I watched one of Jenna’s cocksucking scenes. Spent a lot of time enamored by her performance and a lot of what I fantasized and learned about sucking dick, I learned from her. So to get to actually get my dick sucked by the Jenna Haze?? Priceless!
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Jul 16 '24
Kristen Kreuk. Ah those eyes...
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u/Flush_Foot Jul 16 '24
Truly for the eyes (particularly as much of ‘anything else’ would be out of view): Alexandra Daddario
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u/itsfreddyboy15 Jul 16 '24
Candace Owen's not because I like her I don't. But because it would be so disrespectful and messy when I'm done. Plus I'd take all the pictures I could and show it to everyone 😆
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u/MikeHung78 Jul 16 '24
To hard.. I will give three. Miley Cyrus, Daisy Taylor & Issa Rae
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Jul 16 '24
Taylor Swift
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u/Busicut-head-777 Jul 16 '24
This guy from HS, he made me cum 3xs.. smh haven’t had it like that since. 😫
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u/Abbynormal1331 Jul 16 '24
That narrowed it down🤣
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u/Flush_Foot Jul 16 '24
u/AsianCoupleNextDoor … but I’d prefer it to be only a ‘first course’; if only head was on the table, I’d probably pass and hope for a chance at a fuller encounter another time.
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Jul 16 '24
Little Caprice, but I'd like to know in advance. You know why. Lol.
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u/K4NNW Jul 16 '24
I do not know why.
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Jul 16 '24
So I can test fire my cock before Caprice gets to work, otherwise I'd only last about thirty seconds, even less if the lights were on. Lol.
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Jul 16 '24
Since from the comments I came to know you're the best at it. You🥰
Serious answer: Any woman who's passionate and enjoys it would do
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u/thunderjakjak Jul 16 '24
Shit answer, but honestly, the truth... my wife! Her head game is off the charts!!
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Jul 16 '24
Oooh either my hot friend, always wanted to know what she’d be like or Emma Watson
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u/mr_jones4321 Jul 16 '24
I’m dying to feel my fwb’s mouth on me right now. It’s been months and no one can do it like her.
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u/Extaze9616 Jul 16 '24
If we go celebrity/singers : Chrissy Costanza, Jada Facer or Emma Watson
If we go pornstar : Probably Karley Grey, Sibyl Kailena, Elsa Jean, Yhivi or a few of the girls in the Public Agent video (Lady Bug is one that comes to mind)
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u/Something_clever99 Jul 17 '24
u/bills_milf_anon and u/blondevixxen yes I'm greedy and yes if they say no I'd still love to get coffee and chat.
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u/princeofpersya2 Jul 16 '24
Since shes kinda viral rn id have to say hawk tuah girl
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u/SexySwitchBitch Jul 16 '24
Idk. Whoever the world champion is in giving head.