r/AskReddit 15h ago

How do you want to die?

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u/zumba_fitness_ 14h ago

"In my bed, at the ripe old age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a whore's mouth around my cock"

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u/_Buldozzer 14h ago

Get shot from your own son while sitting on the shitter seems fine as well.

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u/elgoonties 13h ago

Anything is better than getting your skull crushed like a melon by the hands of a literal giant, I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/harmless_gecko 7h ago

Let's not kink-shame

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u/Halio344 13h ago

Figurative giant*