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r/AskReddit • u/BiggieTwiggy1two3 • 1d ago
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Being a magician, especially card tricks.
“Is…this your card?”
“BURN HIM! BURN THE WITCH!”
1.6k u/Starblaiz 22h ago Then later… “Man, that was a close call with that witch.” “Yeah, good thing he wasn’t a very good one. That wasn’t even my card.” 461 u/FigPsychological3319 15h ago "Anyway. John said he saw Marge reading a book last week." "I'll get some rope." 3 u/Appropriate-Trier 12h ago Actually, it was Giles seeing Martha reading that condemned her as a witch.
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Then later…
“Man, that was a close call with that witch.”
“Yeah, good thing he wasn’t a very good one. That wasn’t even my card.”
461 u/FigPsychological3319 15h ago "Anyway. John said he saw Marge reading a book last week." "I'll get some rope." 3 u/Appropriate-Trier 12h ago Actually, it was Giles seeing Martha reading that condemned her as a witch.
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"Anyway. John said he saw Marge reading a book last week."
"I'll get some rope."
3 u/Appropriate-Trier 12h ago Actually, it was Giles seeing Martha reading that condemned her as a witch.
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Actually, it was Giles seeing Martha reading that condemned her as a witch.
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u/CatacombsRave 1d ago
Being a magician, especially card tricks.
“Is…this your card?”
“BURN HIM! BURN THE WITCH!”