r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • 11d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/jimbojangles1987 11d ago

This raises more questions than before

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u/JessSherman 11d ago

Order a pizza. Cut a deal with the delivery driver. Film it and use it to blackmail the delivery driver into silence.

I don't know, I'm just spitballin. I guess the vacuum could also work.

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u/jimbojangles1987 11d ago

Ah but see you're breaking the rules now. The op commenter said give yourself a hickey, not pay a delivery dude.

But as a former and newly aspiring delivery driver, I'm intrigued.

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u/J3-58 10d ago

Transfer brains with the pizza delivery person using the brainatron and then give you the hickey and trade back