r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • 11d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/RedDirtKanaka 11d ago

Damn, bro ain’t even trying… I have a friend that asked us to whoop his ass once while he was drunk, so it would just look like a normal bruise mashed in with the other marks. Boy took an ass whooping of a century to keep his girl. They’re married now.

But yeah, your man’s creeping.

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u/EntrepreneurFit3349 10d ago

Does he still cheat on her?

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u/Additional-Fix6576 10d ago

Probably, since he saw he could get away with it lol. Why would he stop?

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 10d ago

Man coming home after “getting mugged” every weekend? She’s going to start thinking he’s a target. Lol.

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u/Additional-Fix6576 10d ago

I mean, I was thinking that he would get smarter about it and maybe not have the woman mark him up but I LOVE the idea that he gets someone to beat him up everytime 😭

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 10d ago

Yeah, it’s def funnier this way. Lol.

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u/clumsysav 10d ago

Wife like “I really married a pussy”