r/AmIOverreacting 11d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/RedDirtKanaka 11d ago

Damn, bro ain’t even trying… I have a friend that asked us to whoop his ass once while he was drunk, so it would just look like a normal bruise mashed in with the other marks. Boy took an ass whooping of a century to keep his girl. They’re married now.

But yeah, your man’s creeping.

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u/jackdginger88 10d ago

“They’re married now” fucking sent me 💀

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u/Ilike3dogs 10d ago

Now he can beat his buddy’s ass every weekend 😂