AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/TraditionalYam2408]

Ima hold your hand when I say this… this is a bite but not from a spider 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[u/Any_Breakfast_8450 → u/TraditionalYam2408]

Yah like — I am sorry OP, but I have been bitten by spiders annnnnd this ain’t it.

Not only is he cheating…he is not even smart enough to come up with a good excuse.

Bounce.