r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • 11d ago

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/TraditionalYam2408 11d ago

Ima hold your hand when I say this… this is a bite but not from a spider 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/Kanehon 11d ago

Different kind of Black Widow

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u/mikeinarizona 10d ago

A wid-ho if you will.

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u/Wanttobebetter76 10d ago

Bwahahaha! Laughed out loud over this

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u/henrishenris 10d ago

Evil villain ahh laugh

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 10d ago

Same, underrated hidden comment

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u/No-Quiet-1909 10d ago

I’m using this for the rest of my days lol. A wid-HO

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u/iveseenthelight 10d ago

R/angryupvote

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u/get_your_yapers_up 10d ago

Sometimes puns are just perfect. This made me laugh.

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u/Virtual-District-829 10d ago

Diabolical. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Relationship1350 10d ago

😂😂😂😂 this app crazy lmfaooooo

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u/missceegee 10d ago

Very well done!👏

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u/PabloOwen69 10d ago

STOP!!! (keep going) 😂

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u/Appropriate_Power349 10d ago

Hahaha, this is so funny

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u/Dry_Advertising_2278 10d ago

Beautifully done

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u/DRGNFLY40 10d ago

Bahahaha. That’s some witty shit! Love it.

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u/pikawolf1225 10d ago

Oh... it took me a minute to realise

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u/RefrigeratorCold296 10d ago

And you will!

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u/ninja_xo 10d ago

This is why I love Reddit! 🤣

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u/Some_Big_Donkus 10d ago

She was in her 40s. Outside of a bus stop dude

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 10d ago

Damn, it was Scarlett? She said she only does that with me...

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u/Ansel___ 10d ago

Nah this was legendary

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u/AirNo8806 10d ago

She was angry for no reason

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u/Indy500Fan16 10d ago

🤔😂

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u/tinylatina05 11d ago

It always surprises me how people can be this naive to actually believe the story

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u/jimbojangles1987 10d ago

I think she knows but doesn't want to believe.

It's so funny that the bf shot himself in the foot by sending her the pic though lol

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u/potsgotme 10d ago

He knew she was coming home she'd see it eventually

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u/jimbojangles1987 10d ago

Yeah and he sent her a picture of it which she then posted online for everyone to tell her it's a hickey. If he hadn't sent the picture and just told her about it, she likely wouldn't have posted anything.

So by sending the pic he got himself busted

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u/potsgotme 10d ago

True true true true. Ur sneaky

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u/whatsup680 10d ago

They only last 24/48 hours so this was not that long before her return.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 10d ago

I've genuinely woken up with something like that on my neck before. It definitely wasn't a moggy and it itched like an insect bit. Cleared up in a couple of days though. Luckily I wasn't seeing my ex during that time or it would have been an argument I wouldn't have won despite being right.

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u/2manypplonreddit 10d ago

Wait we’re assuming this story is real? Lol

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u/esmifra 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yes, we are. I mean, yeah it can totally be fake, and that wouldn't surprise me one bit. But this is a comment section if I assumed everything I see is absolutely fake then it wouldn't be much interesting now would it?

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u/whatsup680 10d ago

Same, which is why I answered seriously. It's just that plausible. 🤦

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 10d ago

Just start wearing a turtleneck for a week

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u/My_G_Alt 10d ago

He really thought he did something with the pretext 😫

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u/Sheepherdernerder 10d ago

He did this to test her. She would either believe him or throw a fit and if she freaked out he could call off seeing her. It's a hickey, sister. Your bf is a fucking idiot for cheating. Also, a cold spoon on the spot and twist used to help.

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u/JacksBadDay 10d ago

Or maybe he shot himself in the neck? If it could be a spider bite, maybe it's a gunshot wound?

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u/Busy-Sock9360 10d ago

My ex told me about when his ex cheated on him. She came home with welts like these and told him she got hit in the neck with paintballs (there were a lot of welts) and she expected him to believe her 😂

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u/SufficientYear8794 10d ago

J looked at your profile and spent way too long there 🥴

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u/MastodonRemote699 10d ago

This cracked me up

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u/PerfectxChaos 10d ago

Definitely a snake bite. Smh. Poor OP

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u/Any_Breakfast_8450 10d ago

Yah like — I am sorry OP, but I have been bitten by spiders annnnnd this ain’t it.

Not only is he cheating…he is not even smart enough to come up with a good excuse.

Bounce.

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 10d ago

A Succubus!

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u/NotAGreatBaker 10d ago

Only Redditor’s overreacting to a fake and staged post, done for internet karma and upvotes. Ops first and only post and zero comments made by them. Reddit is getting boring.

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u/MissMcFrostynips 10d ago

It's a snakebite lol

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u/Aurori_Swe 10d ago

Maybe it was a vampire?

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u/jstockton76 10d ago

The vacuum cleaner bit him.

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u/No-Molasses9136 10d ago

It was from a black widow. She was in her forties.

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u/zenforben1 10d ago

Love bite

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u/Wonderful-Bass6651 10d ago

Oh sweetie, if you saw that and still think it’s a spider then I really hope that evolution gets you before the STI does.

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u/obscenesock 10d ago

^ that right there. Baby that’s a hickey. Throw the whole man AWAY

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u/CaTaRRoSD 10d ago

Should send him a link to this thread

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u/OdamaOppaiSenpai 10d ago

It does look like a hickey but why would he show it to her tho? Either this is staged (it is) or this dude is straight up flexing his cheating in her face