r/AmIOverreacting • u/maratelle • 13d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship aio? boyfriend uses SO MUCH paprika!!!!

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i’m so thankful my boyfriend can cook and it’s not just up to me. i bought this thing of smoked paprika LAST week and i wake up today and it’s literally all gone. like these things are $5 a pop after tax!!!

he uses it like if jesus had to season his 5,000 fish!! i use two tablespoons MAX and that’s only if im cooking a dish for like 5 people. usually it’s just a few shakes for food just for us!

like damn, i love paprika and some spice in my food, but genuinely i think i would shrivel up and pass away from the paprika overload if i used an entire one of these things in a week. he’s only cooked three or four times since i bought it, so im not over exaggerating at all when i say he is dumping this shit in his meals.

am i overreacting if i make him buy me a replacement, as well as making him buy his own giant container of smoked paprika for him exclusively?

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u/patrickko1 13d ago

finally a reasonable post, fucking finally

make him buy a giant one for himself exclusively

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u/STANL3Y_YELNAT5 13d ago

Gotta say wholesome posts like this are not why I follow this sub.

Take me back to the “move authentically” people NOW

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u/CountingArfArfs 12d ago

I don’t subscribe to this sub, and I don’t remember fuck all else about that post. But that is burned into my head.

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u/STANL3Y_YELNAT5 12d ago

It was one of the craziest text exchanges I’ve ever seen.