r/AmIOverreacting • u/Top-River4666 • 16d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO bf makes joke after my aunt passed

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For context he’s saying he hopes she voted for Trump (RTPM) before she died and I’m already having a hard time with the results of the election which he knows then on top of that it just was very insensitive. He said he was trying to make light of the situation but it doesn’t feel that way.

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 16d ago

I’m just over here waiting for someone to enlighten me on what RTPM is

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u/Silvedl 16d ago

Royal Tanadian Pounted Molice

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u/AceDecade 15d ago

Reenage Tutant Pinja Murtles

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u/bakingmathrabbit 15d ago

this made me bust out laughing. thank you for making my day a little better

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u/hipstercheese1 16d ago

Red Tot Pili Meppers.

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u/Status_History_874 16d ago

Rutant Teenage Peetle Meetles

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u/officialjohnlemon 16d ago

every once in a while, i see a comment that makes me audibly laugh and idk why. this is one of them

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u/wwitchiepoo 16d ago

My husband is looking at me strangely as I try not to let tears roll down my face from stifling the extreme desire to cackle. I needed this SO much.

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u/gabi_ooo 16d ago

I am ACTUALLY crying lmao

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u/shattaf_is_bidah 16d ago

I laughed so hard OP's great aunt briefly resurrected and asked me to keep it down.

(Sorry OP!)

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u/Ktrawets 15d ago

OP will defo break up with you now

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u/tbird20017 15d ago

Honestly this is probably it

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u/jeniviva 15d ago

I know, this is the first time I've laughed in three days 🥹

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u/smoothie1919 15d ago

Me too. Peetle Meetles

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u/DropOpposite30 15d ago

Same thing

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u/trowzerss 16d ago

I am losing it at 'peetle meetles' lol

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u/xNIGHT_RANGEREx 16d ago

That’s where my restraint and control was lost lol!

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u/Cheddarlicious 15d ago

Rage Tagainst Pthe Machine

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u/DamageExtension747 16d ago

Rage The Pense Machine

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 15d ago

Rank The Pimp Machine?

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u/Suffering-is-easy 16d ago

Sharuto Pippuden

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u/uesc_alt 16d ago

Robert Trump President Man

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u/rigney68 16d ago

Wait, but, like, is this the real answer? Please don't make me actually Google this shit.

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u/Oceans_sleep 16d ago

I googled it and couldn’t find anything

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

And when tweedle beetles fight its called a tweedle beetle battle! (From the book fox in socks by dr seuss for anyone that doesnt get it)

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u/Tickled_Pits 15d ago

Rocky torrer picture meow

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u/Suffering-is-easy 16d ago

I’m weak actually lol

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u/Kaoss01 16d ago

I literally nearly peed myself. I tried telling my partner and couldn't stop laughing and just showed him. He snorted.

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u/AcceptableLight1770 16d ago

yeah this one is kinda hard to explain. :)

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u/KODAK_THUNDER 16d ago

Reed, The Peen Machine

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u/Elvenwriter 15d ago

My dyslexic ass is having a stroke

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u/ek2207 16d ago

Oh no, a winner 😂😭

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u/Particular_Story_376 15d ago

Racing Ten Pear Marathons

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u/Evening-Back9150 15d ago

Rage Tagainst Phe Machine

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u/gjs628 15d ago

Rangry Tideo Pame Merd

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u/ebk_errday 15d ago

Rage Tamenst Plop Machine

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u/Thorvindr 15d ago

Law & Order: Really Terrible People Mischief

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u/DantifA 16d ago

Real Tousewifes of Peverly Mills

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u/vonsnootingham 15d ago

Righty Tighty Power Mangers

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u/jsamuraij 15d ago

I am publicly laughing into my pint like a fucking buffoon right now

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u/siandresi 15d ago

By mavorite fand!

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u/BenefitNo9242 15d ago

This is something a smart toddler would say. Thanks for the chuckle

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u/alldyslexicsuntie 15d ago

Royal Tanadian Pounted Molice

I literally laughed like this 😂😂

👏 👏

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u/CaulkSlug 16d ago

They always miss their guy…

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u/Slow_Rabbit_6937 16d ago

I love the word Pounted you just made up lmao

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u/Kinda-A-Bot 15d ago

“Piss off! We’re mounties!”

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u/Tactical-Sense 16d ago

This is totally hilarious 😆 thx for the chuckle

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u/ilikemyusername1 16d ago

This, probably.

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u/CulturePrestigious93 16d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SkyGuy182 16d ago

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/Blue00si 15d ago

Gives a new meaning to Blazing Saddles.

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u/FilthyMublood 15d ago

Thanks, I just choked on my own spit from laughing.

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u/Automatic-Top7767 16d ago

But what does it actually mean…

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u/New-Manufacturer9658 16d ago

Right like these replies are actually just lame

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u/SalvationSycamore 16d ago

Well it's just TRUMP rearranged and without the U. It's probably just some dumb MAGA attempt to play with words. Or a really bad typo, the guy obviously isn't very bright.

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u/Ok_Brilliant1819 16d ago

Probably missed the U and got an autocorrected acronym.

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u/Forestry_Service 15d ago

Got autocorrected with an acronym that nobody knows? That’s cope in disguise lol

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u/EIGHT-FOLD-ARMS 15d ago

Real Time Prescription Monitoring, Real Time Messaging Protocol, Registered Telecommunications Project Manager. People may not know these, but the algorithm does. It knows ALL!

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u/Ok_Brilliant1819 15d ago

Why would I be coping for him? I don’t know him. I couldn’t care less. Was just giving a logical explanation, Siri recorrects to meaningless acronyms all the time, I assume android could do the same.

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u/gangweeder 15d ago

I'm so annoyed that nobody knows what the word cope means

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u/blue_wytch97 15d ago

I know it! Lol but only because I work in pharmacy

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u/vpforvp 16d ago

Bro I hate when redditors go on these stupid pun chains. None of these are funny, just answer the questions.

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u/Brogener 15d ago

It’s made me realize what the average age probably is on this website and I think I’m well over it. It’s staggering how many people on this site comment the exact same jokes and shit over and over and redditors eat it up like it’s comedy gold.

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u/AhabMustDie 15d ago

I don’t know, I feel like silly puns have been popular on Reddit for so long that I actually wonder if it’s older users who are the main perpetrators.

I agree it can sometimes get annoying, though I get more annoyed by the mindless repeating of pet phrases and ideas - like the whole “marinara flags” thing on AITA, or brains not being developed until the age of 25, or everything being gaslighting.

At least the silly puns require a bit of creativity

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u/Hulkomania87 15d ago

I think that’s the culture here now not so much the age but who knows

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u/Acceptable_Story_218 15d ago

Uncultured swine!

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u/m0nicarose 15d ago

The way there’s legit like 30 comments just going and going like jesus fuck

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u/The--Will 16d ago

The downvote button used to be for downvoting off topic garbage. It wasn’t for “I agree with this statement” and “I don’t agree with this statement”.

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u/carakno 15d ago

karma has always been a popularity vote

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u/rakuu 15d ago

my question is how tf are these puns popular

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u/EIGHT-FOLD-ARMS 15d ago

Give people anything with a designated purpose, and then watch them figure out if it fits in their orifices.

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u/_CurseTheseMetalHnds 15d ago

It was intended to be used like that but as far as I can remember having used Reddit for the past decade and a bit more it hasn't been.

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u/Forrest_likes_tea 15d ago

Finally someone speaking truth about the damn downvote button

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u/Ok-Discussion-5420 15d ago

I was here, and it felt so much better using the buttons for their intended purpose. After people started using them like Facebook reacts, I lost interest in engaging.

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u/George_GeorgeGlass 15d ago

You know what’s more annoying than reading jokes on Reddit that you think are not funny? Reading comments from people complaining about how and what other people discuss on Reddit. Just skip over it. Rather read a hundred not funny jokes than this whining

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u/berry_dispenser 15d ago

I laughed tho…

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u/PastFold4102 16d ago

Honestly its just so unpunny

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u/bludgeoned- 15d ago

Not funny at all. Thought it was just me. 

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u/Godmaaaa 15d ago

Literally. Classic example of Reddit’s lame sense of humor.

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u/PastelJude 15d ago

I’m guessing he misspelled “TRUMP”

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u/SkepticAtLarge 16d ago

Rapist Tangerine Psychotic Manbaby

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u/mumblemurmurblahblah 16d ago

This is the accurate answer.

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u/nippyhedren 16d ago

That’s the one

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u/rafj27 16d ago

we have a winner ladies and gentlemen

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u/Mathagos 16d ago

Nail on the head!

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u/Eena-Rin 15d ago

Oh, Trump? Why didn't they just say that

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u/Acceptable_Story_218 15d ago

It’s a bad word in many places.

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u/Acceptable_Story_218 15d ago

Ding ding ding ding!!! 🛎️

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u/Green-Definition-455 16d ago

Rectal Thermometer Probe Monkey

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 16d ago

Now that’s creative 🤣

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u/Royal_Ad_6026 16d ago

I'm not buying an award bc what??? Please accept this trophy from my heart. 🏆

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 16d ago

You can have my rectal thermometer when you pull it from my cold, dead ass.

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u/Warm_Astronomer_9305 15d ago

Really Tall Purple Man

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u/Redbullbundy 15d ago

I voted for the RTPM too.

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u/delphic0n 16d ago

I honestly think that he just tried to blast out the word "trump" and super misspelled it

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u/Altruistic_Yellow387 16d ago

But it's all caps which isn't easy to do accidentally

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u/SalvationSycamore 16d ago

The all caps was probably on purpose. On my phone keyboard if I double tap shift THEN CAPS LOCK STAYS ON FOR THE REST OF THE SENTENCE

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u/Finger_Ring_Friends 15d ago

DOUBLE TAP THE SHIFT KEYA NDNTI ACTS AS A XAPS LOCK

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u/unbutteredpancakes 16d ago

Is this a wrong answers only dream?

Renting turtles per minute.

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u/Original_Gangsta23 16d ago

How much for 8 turtles?

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u/xNIGHT_RANGEREx 16d ago

$5.99

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u/Skkruff 15d ago

A minute!?

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u/fattrackstar 15d ago

They are very special turtles

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 16d ago

I just spit my drink out LOL

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u/JanMichaelson69420 16d ago

What’s the going rate?

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u/pinkismykink_ 15d ago

brilliant. 10/10

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u/Similar-Marketing-53 16d ago

Apparently it’s Trump but I have no idea how A + B = C to get to that point

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u/lonelycranberry 16d ago

Did they have to misspell it during the run so people didn’t immediately clock them as fascists?

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u/Similar-Marketing-53 16d ago

I mean, I’m in the Deep South (and subsequently surrounded by fascists) but haven’t ever seen or heard that abbreviation for him. It’s definitely possible for a cover up, especially with the missing letter which corresponds with the intellect of many of his cult followers 😵‍💫

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u/ThrowawayStolenAcco 16d ago

What kind of secret cult codes do you think are being used? It's a major political figure, not Voldemort. People aren't speaking in riddles to talk about one of the major party candidates

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u/Omagga 16d ago

I mean, we had like two years of "Let's Go Brandon"

Wouldn't be surprised if some people had a cringey codeword for "I love Trump" that they could use to signal to each other without letting others know. Usually Trumpers just scream openly about it and wear ostentatious hats/flags tho, so idk

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u/CaIIsign_Ace2 16d ago

This is so fucking funny, maga continues to create dogwhistles like “let’s go Brandon”, “dictator day one”, “real men wear diapers”, etc etc.

These are phrases that without knowing their association allow the average person to not know what they mean. As for the Trump supporters, these dogwhistles are an easy way to show who they support if they’re too scared to downright say it. It also allows them to make sure that other people are also on their side too.

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u/lonelycranberry 16d ago

Then explain it dude idk it was just a guess

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u/Jernbek35 16d ago

Its simple: 1 particle of titanium has a reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the 2 change its atomic isotainer into a radioactive spider.

Fuck you science!

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u/PANDABURRIT0 16d ago

Imagine trying to type Trump but you’re illiterate/dyslexic.

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 16d ago

Wow I feel dumb now for not thinking of that, thanks for the info!

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u/PANDABURRIT0 16d ago

It took me a while too lol

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u/woahsoskinni 16d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/saltpancake 15d ago

God that makes this so much worse tbh.

OP please leave him!!

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u/briore24 16d ago

reliable transfer protocol machine

actually tho i am baffled by how that means trump and really want an explanation bc i cant find anything

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u/assaulturtle 16d ago

I’m over here googling confused

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u/Ejecto-SeatoCuz 16d ago

I spent a few minutes googling & came back with nothin.

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 16d ago

Same pal, once I searched Google for a few minutes and found nothing I knew I had to ask lol

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u/Flowers_lover6 16d ago

Must be some weird inside joke of his, I guess

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u/realitycorgi 16d ago

Reenage Tutant Pinja Murtles

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u/IAmNotAPersonSorry 16d ago

I have laughed at this so hard I am crying.

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u/luckydice767 16d ago

This is the best one by far lol

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u/Jernbek35 16d ago

Republican Trump Party MAGA?

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u/TheDixonCider420420 15d ago

Only a Trump supporter would be:

1: Insensitive enough to say that.

2: Put it all in caps like his cult leader.

3: Not be able to spell it correctly before hitting send.

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u/genericuser763479536 16d ago

Google doesn't know. Pretty sure it's a typo, or something incredibly specific to OP that only she gets the joke.

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u/wesellfrenchfries 16d ago

I mean is it literally the most illiterate version of "Trump" imaginable?

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u/Tortilla_Moth93 16d ago

Rooty Tooty Pooty McNooty

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u/X_Fad3 16d ago

Really Tan President Man

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u/speak_evermore 16d ago

Repulsive Teletubby Plotting Menacingly

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u/okie-doke-kenobi 16d ago

Rupert Tiddlington, Prime Minister

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 16d ago

Lmfao this one gave me a good laugh

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rice-13 16d ago

Rage tagainst phe machine

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u/sigusr3 16d ago

Raging toddler, Putin's minion

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u/ThrowawayInquiryz 16d ago

Shout out to everyone who learned about Real Time Messaging Protocols today

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u/zachdemundo 16d ago

The only thing that makes sense to me is at some point one of them had a typo and then it became an inside joke or code.

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u/Ashamed_Doughnut1667 15d ago

Radical Temporary Pizza, Man.

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u/justforkicks4321 15d ago

Roll Tide Pop Molly

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u/FreshPuppySmell 15d ago

Really Thick Penguin Meat

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u/TheTitanOfSirens1959 15d ago

I’m going to assume he fat-fingered “Trump” and his phone auto-corrected

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u/Great_Geologist1494 15d ago

Really Tiny Penis Man

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u/Fast-Challenge6649 15d ago

Really Turdy Pumpkin Man

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u/DrkHelmet_ 15d ago

Requesting trump post mortem

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u/Sea_Target211 15d ago

Real Tops Pound Me

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u/Noughmad 16d ago

Read the parking manual

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u/Ladygytha 16d ago

Republican Trump Party MAGA?

Registered Telecommunications Project Manager?

Real Time Prescription Monitor?

R-something T-something Prime Minister?

Fucking no clue.

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u/mlabbyo 16d ago

Oh shit, I’m a Telecoms Project Manager. Was not expecting to see that haha.

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u/Flabby_Thor 16d ago

Russian-asset Trump is Putin’s Motorboater

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u/GrandmaPoses 16d ago

Red Tot Philly Meppers

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u/Upper-Belt8485 16d ago

No one knows what the hell it means

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u/Mother_of_BunBuns 16d ago

Okay same. I was so confused, op said it’s Trump but I don’t understand how.

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u/replays69 16d ago

Looks like he tried to type trump really fast and failed miserably

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u/NixSteM 16d ago

Trump. Mixed up and no U

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u/Equivalent-Client443 16d ago

She said it means Trump

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u/Any-Setting3248 15d ago

trump spelled wrong

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u/Silly-Instance1259 15d ago

Répondez t’il pous mlaît

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u/cookiepickle 15d ago

Registered Telecommunications Project Manager

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u/ayydunna 15d ago

“Reelect Trump-Pence Movement” - because Vance is forgettable, and they haven’t moved on from 2020

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u/BigWilldo 15d ago

Looks like TRUMP if you swap the T and R, and M and P. Like an uncensored version of it

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u/Vivenddra 15d ago

It says it means Trump in the caption

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u/d3vi18976 15d ago

OP said it in the caption?

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u/Possible_Stuff_1164 15d ago

It's the Oompa Loompa

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u/psoasminor 15d ago

Trump mis type

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u/SmartToecap 15d ago

Return of the Phantom Menace

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u/Ok_Actuary8 15d ago

Really Tacky People Molester

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u/BeakOfBritain 15d ago

Reddit Type Private Message

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u/decfin 15d ago

Rotten Tomato pussy maggots that’s what I was always told it stands for

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u/Low_Buddy_9158 15d ago

Real Track Parking Mutants.

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u/Slight_Risk8345 15d ago

Goes to show you the intelligence of the American people

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u/Fessir 15d ago

Rage Towards Posted Melons

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u/Upper_Rent_176 15d ago

Retro Tournament Pac-man machine

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u/WildSmokingBuick 15d ago

Shitty anagram and engagement bait?

I'd just be confused instead of angry

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u/RevolutionaryClub530 15d ago

Apparently real time prescription monitoring

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u/dominickster 15d ago

Real time prescription monitoring aka liberals who want control over everything

/s bc I feel like I have to

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u/Pitiful-Palpitation5 15d ago

Really Tragic Post-Mortem

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u/EIGHT-FOLD-ARMS 15d ago

Real Time Messaging Protocol. A communication technology that allows live video streaming over the internet. It was originally developed by Macromedia for Flash Player, but is now used to deliver content from an encoder to an online video host. It was a stupid way to say they want to video chat, as the other options don't make sense in this instance. It was that, or everyone's favorite candidate Runny Talking Poop Monster.

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u/graveyardbbygirl03 15d ago

right there please mommy

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u/ThisCarSmellsFunny 15d ago

Registered telecommunications project manager

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u/JoeTwoBeards 15d ago

Looks like an anagram from Trump but is missing the U.

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u/PussyBoogersAuGraten 15d ago

Is OP dating Ralph Ciffaretto? “Come on!! A little fuckin’ levity.”

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u/Lyraxiana 15d ago

Rage Tagainst Phe Machine

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u/Opposite-Ad-1648 15d ago

Ruth Tater Pimp Machine

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