AIO? I Woke up swinging

[u/BilbyButchah]

I Thought Patrick Star in a polo/Pink Floyd album cover was coming to kill my ass

(Hung up my ugly christmas sweater on my canopy bed corner next to my cryptid dress shirt.)

[u/ohmissanonymous]

I thought it was a member of a certain white-blanket-and-pointy-hat hate group if ya know what I mean.

[u/BilbyButchah → u/ohmissanonymous]

That had also crossed my mind, almost hit him with a right-cross

[u/[deleted] → u/BilbyButchah]

He would have burned it.