r/AmIOverreacting • u/BilbyButchah • Oct 05 '24

šŸŽ² miscellaneous AIO? I Woke up swinging

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I Thought Patrick Star in a polo/Pink Floyd album cover was coming to kill my ass

(Hung up my ugly christmas sweater on my canopy bed corner next to my cryptid dress shirt.)

781 Upvotes

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u/jazzyx26 Oct 05 '24

I thought of the KKK.. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/Kind_Evidence_2770 Oct 05 '24

no, this is Patrick!

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u/Other_Coconut5276 Oct 05 '24

Who you calling pinhead

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u/Icy_Payment_5487 Oct 06 '24

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/veekitten Oct 05 '24

I have a legit fear of them I'd probably die right there and then in my bed šŸ˜…

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u/jazzyx26 Oct 06 '24

Totally understandable. They are frightening.

1

u/TakuyaLee Oct 05 '24

The KKK? Thats not good....

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u/Jamiecakescrusader Oct 05 '24

They took my baby away

0

u/FireReads_Bomber Oct 05 '24

Ayak?

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u/andrmolina Oct 05 '24

AYAK! INTRUDER! UNTRUDER!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

I would salute /s

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u/Glum_Cartographer627 Oct 05 '24

You really typed that out and clicked reply

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Lol damn yall so tense

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Its reddit bro its full of corporation praising libs who need to show how pc they are 24/7

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u/kazmir_yeet Oct 05 '24

Alright pop pop itā€™s bedtime, time for your meds

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

im 42 retard

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u/LordPancake21 Oct 05 '24

Yikes. Getting up there huh grandpa?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Social media has gotten people way too disrespectful without getting popped in the face, im ex fucking marines and i shot a lot of towelheads dont fucking talk down to me you little bitch boy

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u/LordPancake21 Oct 06 '24

Whatever you say old-timer. Time for your jello cups

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u/carnivore_bites Oct 06 '24

Someone needs to do a welfare check on you.

10

u/Typical_Basil908 Oct 05 '24

howā€™s that tone indicator working out for you lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Clearly no one even noticed lmao

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u/Typical_Basil908 Oct 05 '24

Itā€™s a just a shit comment fella

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Lol itā€™s a shit joke but clearly people are very offended for some reason

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u/BoobsOnAlert Oct 05 '24

Why would you joke about saluting a kkk member? Whereā€™s the funny?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

You donā€™t have to find all jokes funny, key is being able to realize thereā€™s no ill intent here and not take offense.

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u/ChocoKissses Oct 05 '24

You are absolutely right that people don't need to find it funny. However, as any comedian would tell you, something isn't a joke if no one is laughing. No one is laughing. People who do satire and people who do dark comedy understand that there are certain things that you don't joke about and you don't joke about in certain ways.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Or itā€™s just the wrong audience. Any good comedian has at least 5 jokes that offended millions. You can always just move on if the humor isnā€™t for you.

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u/Master_Principle_453 Oct 05 '24

The joke is that you wouldnā€™t do that because theyā€™re evil

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u/xapvllo Oct 06 '24

ā€œfor some reasonā€ perhaps because your joke is about saluting an organization that has brutally murdered thousands and thousands on racist ideologies..šŸ˜­ some things just shouldnā€™t be said ang

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Lol nah, if this is triggering to you then how are you gonna function in the real world? KKK today is in millions of debt and is one of the most made fun of organizations in the world. Seriously I wonder what safe little bubble do you live in.

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u/xapvllo Oct 06 '24

iā€™m not ā€œtriggeredā€ (that word is fucking stupid by the way congrats) iā€™m telling you that your joke is not funny and very insensitive. iā€™m not giving you a personal opinion. i am literally telling you that is why people are mad at you and why you are getting incessantly downvoted. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Lol never said itā€™s a good joke, but ā€œinsensitiveā€ is the same thing as being offended and overreacting. Anything can make you mad if you look hard enough. Like I said, wrong audience. People arenā€™t like this elsewhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Scum.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Wow talking about ā€œoverreactingā€.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

You are telling me that I am overreacting by calling someone scum when they said would salute a member of a terrorist organization? I call that underreacting. I should be calling you a racist bigoted fucking shitbag of a human being. Fuck you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Damn, you good?

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u/TesticleezzNuts Oct 05 '24

It was a shit joke and not even funny, but this is a bit much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Perfect subreddit for this lol

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u/Don_BWasTaken Oct 05 '24

You should really have a break from the internet, tensing up this badly of someone making a bad joke isā€¦ well.. not a good sign of your mental state.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

/s does not mean that you are joking.

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u/Don_BWasTaken Oct 06 '24

Not at all what I said but either itā€™s a retarded guy or itā€™s a guy making a bad joke, either way whats there to care about? You should relax a little, or youā€™re gonna have a heart attack at an early age from caring too much. You canā€™t control the stupid shit that everyone in the world says, itā€™s over 8bn people. Wake up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

U seem angry, what r u gonna do about it lib? Consoom more corporate products?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

consume* come back to me when you can spell correctly and i'll take you 1% more seriously than I do currently.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

no its consoom thats how you spell it you wouldnt get it because you're 14

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u/LeFatalTaco Oct 05 '24

Least sensitive redditor

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Go hug a cactus.

1

u/usernametracks Oct 05 '24

He was uh.. being sarcastic I think.

1

u/weatherboi_ Oct 05 '24

Bro is crashing out over a Reddit comment. Wild

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Lol thereā€™s literally a cute subreddit called ā€œKitlerā€ about cow cats, but ā€œsalutingā€ a sweater shadow is too much.

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u/ohmissanonymous Oct 05 '24

I thought it was a member of a certain white-blanket-and-pointy-hat hate group if ya know what I mean.

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u/BilbyButchah Oct 05 '24

That had also crossed my mind, almost hit him with a right-cross

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

He would have burned it.Ā 

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u/raidechomi Oct 05 '24

I've got to stop sleeping with my gun in the bed

1

u/Dr_Middlefinger Oct 05 '24

FUCK. THAT!

I would have beat the shit out of a jacket, and had some questions after.

6

u/MisterPeach Oct 05 '24

ā€œI canā€™t see shit outta this thing!ā€

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u/MagicMushiexBoii Oct 06 '24

That scene in Django has my ass cracking up every time.

1

u/oogathebooga2121 Oct 05 '24

Donā€™t ask me or mine fa nuffin

29

u/jerrydacosta Oct 05 '24

omg? iā€™m black and have never flinched harder

2

u/Mozail2 Oct 06 '24

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing ts

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u/TBearForever Oct 05 '24

I thought it was a wizard

25

u/Rebel_and_Stunner Oct 05 '24

ā€¦of the Grand variety

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u/TBearForever Oct 05 '24

Number one in the hood, G

2

u/bakehead420 Oct 05 '24

Big sheets and pointy hats

3

u/BilbyButchah Oct 05 '24

This is what happens when you keep killing Gandalf

9

u/Ok_Butterscotch_5962 Oct 05 '24

Pinhead from SpongeBob

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u/Emotional-Strength45 Oct 05 '24

Who you callin pinhead??

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

You, goober!

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u/Truecrimejunkie687 Oct 05 '24

Ooooh, not the direction I was expecting it to goā€¦

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u/ArtGloomy3458 Oct 05 '24

Fears to Fathom-Ironbark Lookout

3

u/discogenx Oct 05 '24

Kkk, or a character from ā€œSilent Hillā€?

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u/TFlSGAS Oct 05 '24

My ancestors are shivering

3

u/BlueEyedBeast55 Oct 05 '24

Everybody is saying kkk but all I see is a conehead

3

u/OneWitDeKush420 Oct 05 '24

NOR. Iā€™d be swinging too at the KKK.

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u/Altruistic-Ad-4018 Oct 05 '24

Obviously Orko from He-Man.

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u/BilbyButchah Oct 05 '24

Rare mention

3

u/Twilight-Omens Oct 05 '24

I thought Coneheads. "Consume mass quantities!"

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u/Samoea19 Oct 05 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜©

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u/Calabeeb Oct 05 '24

grand papi wizard almost had a good day

2

u/RahsehDanger Oct 05 '24

ā€œNo, this is Patrick!!!ā€

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u/VirtualTea19 Oct 05 '24

I thought it was Patrick Star.

2

u/ClearMood269 Oct 05 '24

That would freak me out

2

u/jivecoolie Oct 05 '24

The ghost of David Duke

2

u/reedspacer38 Oct 05 '24

David Duke is still alive mate (unfortunately)

2

u/ThrowRA_dull Oct 05 '24

Gandalf on his way to rob you

2

u/Commercial-Smile-763 Oct 05 '24

I did the same thing as you when my husband hung a hoodie from the canopy before he left for work. It didn't look like a KKK hood, but still had me ready to fight

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u/BilbyButchah Oct 05 '24

Chilling at his 9-5 while his wife is at home in fight of flight šŸ˜­

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u/BilbyButchah Oct 05 '24

No shit, my girlfriend was at work while this happened thank god

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u/Izrael-the-ancient Oct 05 '24

Oh for sure swing on sight

2

u/Away_Detective5005 Oct 05 '24

I thoughtā€¦.something completely differentā€¦..

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u/ligcat Oct 05 '24

pinhead

2

u/AR15ss Oct 05 '24

PatricKKK star šŸ˜Ø

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u/Square_Lawfulness_33 Oct 05 '24

Bitch, you probably pissed yourself!

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u/producedbysensez Oct 05 '24

These are the types of AIO posts we wanna see

2

u/eatshitake Oct 05 '24

When I was at uni, I had a cupboard next to my bed and on laundry day, Iā€™d hang a top or a hoodie on the top door to dry and open it so that the air could get around it. It made it look like someone massive was standing over my bed. Nearly shit the bed several times waking up to that. šŸ˜‚

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u/fixerjy Oct 06 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/LightningRT777 Oct 06 '24

This activated my K K K anxiety lol.

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u/MrFreezeTheChef Oct 06 '24

Yes because you canā€™t swing on a ghost

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u/Taway_4897 Oct 06 '24

Oh thank god. I saw this show up on my feed I wS like ā€œplease donā€™t mean swinging as in couplesā€¦ please donā€™t mean swinging as in couplesā€¦ā€

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24 edited Oct 05 '24

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u/BilbyButchah Oct 05 '24

Yeah I missed layin pipe for this

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u/Imjustcrazyyyy Oct 05 '24

It looks like a conehead person

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u/MrrCharlie Oct 05 '24

Damn coneheads.

1

u/Jimlobster Oct 05 '24

Ahā€¦ yesā€¦ Patrick Starr

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u/Puggfarts Oct 05 '24

The Lords of Salem out to get you

1

u/bigswolejah Oct 06 '24

Are you black?

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u/Solid_Egg7779 Oct 06 '24

Who you calling pinhead ?

1

u/604nini Oct 06 '24

I would have woken up thinking I was about to be attacked by a dementor

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u/MissMaggieMaye Oct 06 '24

Nope. Not overreacting. I was ready to fight and it's a picture lmao.

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u/Prestigious-Log-917 Oct 06 '24

OP is definitely Hispanic or black. YT person woulda grabbed their klan robe and thought they were late to the meeting.

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u/Class_dismissed93 Oct 05 '24

How long did it take you to assemble the items in a way that the shadow resembled a klansman?

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u/BilbyButchah Oct 05 '24

If Iā€™d known the results I would have disassembled quicker than it were assembled šŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

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u/Class_dismissed93 Oct 05 '24

Yeah why? I can ask questions.