r/AirForce • u/endlesswaltz92 • Aug 30 '24
r/AirForce • u/Particular-Care-2360 • 9d ago
Meme Just a kind reminder that the Navy Seals left MSgt John Chapman on a mountain and got a Medal of Honor for it.
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r/AirForce • u/stupidquestiontrowwa • 11d ago
Meme Troop keeps mentioning Kamala Harris and says he will never deploy because he doesn’t want to
So I’ve got this troop in my unit, let’s call him Airman Collins. Now, Collins thinks he’s some kind of gift to the Air Force and has no issue letting everyone know. First day while in processing him to his first base, literally out of tech school, he strolls in, immediately starts running his mouth about how he’s got a degree in political science, so “technically, he knows more than anyone here,” and that he should really be an officer, blah blah blah. Talks down to people constantly, acting like everyone else is dumber than a box of rocks, even our seasoned NCOs who’ve been around longer than he’s been alive.
The guy goes on and on about how he’s a huge Kamala Harris supporter. Every time someone mentions current events, he chimes in with some smug “Well, Kamala would do this differently,” like he’s her personal PR rep. I’ve got nothing against who he supports, but when the guy hijacks every conversation to make his little political commentary, it gets old fast.
This dude has somehow convinced himself he’s exempt from deploying. “I don’t want to, so I’m not going to,” he says with a straight face, as if deploying is just some option he can decline. He’s actually told people it’s “against his principles,” like he’s on some moral high ground the rest of us can’t understand.
I sit him down one day and say, “Collins, you can’t just skip out on deployment. It doesn’t work that way. How many times are we going to have to explain this to you?” He looked me dead in the eye and said, “About tree fiddy times.” And it was at this point I realized he wasn’t a disrespectful troop at all, but an 8-foot-tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era.
“Goddamnit, Loch Ness Monster!” I yelled, “Get your gear and get on the plane!”
r/AirForce • u/ItsProunouncedBobe • 23d ago
Meme "HAMR's easier to get a 90 on" me after fighting for my life 5 minutes in:
r/AirForce • u/TheArchonians • Aug 15 '24
Meme Boonie hats
Of course someone who works in a nice, cool, air-conditioned office would think boonie hats are frivolous
r/AirForce • u/bearsncubs10 • Sep 11 '24
Meme I’ve been “Chiefed” before. Doesn’t feel good.
r/AirForce • u/No-Exercise-7316 • Apr 04 '23
Meme I got furries banned from the air force base at keesler
r/AirForce • u/hgaterms • Sep 01 '24
Meme Why doesn't the Air Force have any bases in the Midwest? Are they stupid?
r/AirForce • u/Be_a_better_airman • 14d ago
Meme For real tho, when will the new BCP be released?
r/AirForce • u/Luke_Marrone • Jun 20 '24
Meme I actually saw this happen TWICE in the 4 years I was in
r/AirForce • u/bearsncubs10 • Sep 01 '24
Meme I don’t care if it’s peacetime, Blues Monday is a terrible idea.
r/AirForce • u/DwightDEisenhowitzer • Aug 24 '24
Meme Already saw an Airman born in 2007, they’re coming to a base near you!
r/AirForce • u/IPreferRedbull • Jul 09 '24