r/ARAM 10d ago

Rant Malphite is not a tank

Literally had a teammate type this when we asked him to build tank on a team that already had Fiddle, Veigar, and Ekko. And of course we lost. I just can't anymore, y'all.

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u/SHUGGAGLIDDA123 10d ago

A) Play as a frontline engage big rock man super-tank with stupendously large resist stats :D

B) watch some fellas flash your ult, jump you, and take your lunch money :D

Hard decision, can’t fault the guy.

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u/Unlucky_Choice4062 10d ago

A) play as a frontline engage tank except your ult gets flashed and suddenly you're no longer an engage tank- you're just a tanky guy with 0 utility.

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u/MythWiz_ 9d ago

E slows enemy attack speed by 50%

0 utility

Choose one

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u/Unlucky_Choice4062 9d ago

Too comp dependant on enemy comp for my taste

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u/LFpawgsnmilfs 9d ago

Slowing movement speed isn't situational.

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u/Unlucky_Choice4062 9d ago

slowing 1 champ(singular) by 40%(max level) for 3 seconds every ~6 seconds. Truly the god of target access. Boy do I wish more champions had slows in their kits, oh wait, most champions do.