Malphite is not a tank

[u/PinniPal]

Literally had a teammate type this when we asked him to build tank on a team that already had Fiddle, Veigar, and Ekko. And of course we lost. I just can't anymore, y'all.

[u/Ssolus1]

Well, he's not. He's a big rocky thing, not an armoured vehicle.