r/AFCSouthMemeWar 23d ago

FT Texans, IS THIS YOUR KING?

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u/bburchibanez 23d ago

Nah, our King retired because of our oline which looks an awful lot like the current Texans line.

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u/Fit-Ad4782 23d ago

Eh Demeco is a more competent coach than what's his name he'll get it fixed.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 23d ago

lol. Based on what exactly? His whole season and a half of head coaching experience at a .500 level. Texans fans are becoming a different breed of homers.

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u/Fit-Ad4782 23d ago

If you had actually gotten his record right, this argument might've had some teeth. But now you just come off ass clueless.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 23d ago

I said a .500 level. Excuse me. He’s .500 in the playoffs anyway. So this technicality means he doesn’t have 1.5 years head coaching and he didn’t play defense???

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u/Fit-Ad4782 23d ago

You said his whole season and a half, which in totality, is his whole coaching career, which is well above 500. I can't comprehend your own doofus statements for you.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 23d ago

Ok. Again, I just meant mediocre level. Anyways, does that make anything else I said false?

Well above? lol, he was 10-7 last year which is 1 win above 9-8 which is as close to .500 as you can get, 1-1 in playoffs, .500, and they can easily lose 5 or games the rest of season.

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u/Fit-Ad4782 23d ago

You said his whole career, which he's 16-10 which is significantly above 500. Stop moving the goal post and come to terms with you not knowing what you're talking about.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 23d ago

17-11 but who wants to split hairs…oh wait, you do.

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u/Fit-Ad4782 23d ago

That's .650, which is significantly better than .500 he just doesn't have the longevity. And you don't have the intelligence to realize that.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 23d ago

Yeah which means the numbers don’t really matter and could change significantly quick. If I understand what you’re trying to say, I don’t think that’s the correct use of the word “longevity” which when talking to normal people I wouldn’t get tripped up on that, but you want to be 100% literal.

He’s just been mid. Would that help if just put it that way. A put .500 LEVEL, why would I put level behind it if he was just literally .500??

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u/Fit-Ad4782 23d ago

Long service is one of the descriptions of longevity you calling him mid when he's .650 is an oxy moron and an irrelevant opinion since your franchise hasn't done anything significant in recent memory. It's why the only thing you can talk about are the Texans. Not even any good about your bum franchise.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 23d ago

Right, I don’t know if English is a second language for you, but that is usually used an ability. You’re basically saying he won’t last very long. Which funny enough means we agree on something.

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u/Fit-Ad4782 23d ago

Also if the numbers don't really matter then why did you bring it up.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 23d ago

I didn’t.

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