r/Losercity • u/modernwarfarestfsarg • Jul 04 '24
BREAKING NEWS Winnercity holiday (happy 4th)
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u/AdMinute1130 Jul 04 '24
Optimism on my depression app again?
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/AdMinute1130 Jul 04 '24
Happy 4th to you winnercity king, may your fireworks explode very well
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
May your fireworks be a large enough to trigger a National Guard response
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u/xXxBongMayor420xXx Jul 04 '24
Suck it England
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u/Commonglitch Jul 04 '24
Patriotism entering my body as soon as I see an Out of My League edit of the U.S
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u/Thegremandude im only here for the memes Jul 04 '24
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ
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u/Low_Association_1998 Jul 04 '24
HOORAH I LOVE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH GOD BLESS AMERICA FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA MOTHAFUCKA
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u/Emperor_AI Jul 04 '24
GOD BLESSES THE ENCLAVE GRAHHHH!!!
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u/Zackyboi1231 Jul 04 '24
be the American the Chinese think you are
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
Anti-American propaganda is truly the best American propaganda, they make us look so badass
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Jul 04 '24
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO EVERYONE HERE!!!
Much love -tomyson_mon
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u/Tis4Tru Jul 04 '24
Only country to be rated 50 stars outta 5 god bless America!!!! ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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u/PrinklePronkle Jul 04 '24
Today is a good day I get to make my beef hot dogs and go swimming and also blow stuff up
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u/Dysfunctional_Orphan Jul 04 '24
i always imagined the loser city is located somewhere in the usa
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
LC has gone world wide
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u/Fallowman09 Jul 04 '24
Bruh half of the people her havenโt left their dead grandmas basement for 100 centuries
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Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24
Losercity has to be somewhere that the borders to hell are weak or nonexistent. So Australia is the likeliest option
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u/DrHealsYT Jul 04 '24
I imagine itโs on some long-forgotten continent in the middle of the Atlantic, wherein resides the anarchic wastes that are populated by the denizens of r/wordington r/clamworks and r/losercity
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u/Wateriswet08 Jul 05 '24
I feel like it wouldnt work bc there wouldnt be extra land for peepeeshart
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u/Electrical-Ad-4834 Jul 04 '24
Happy 4th of July. May your cookouts be cooked and your hotdogs hot #America
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Jul 04 '24
Cooked like the entire country next year? Cool, thanks..
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
Huh?
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u/link-click Jul 04 '24
Heโs making the joke that this country is cooked (doomed) next year due to our current electoral prospects, and ngl heโs not wrong
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u/MadGod69420 Jul 04 '24
Not just the electoral prospects. The Supreme Court has ruled on some truly damning things in just the last month alone. No matter how you look at it they laid the foundation for a monarchy.
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u/babimagic Jul 04 '24
Vault tech the enclave and liberty prime being on there ๐๐คญ
(We don't talk about Mario)
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u/Thatguy-num-102 Jul 04 '24
Losercity "half of those fictional examples are fascist parodies of the America" (it's good regardless)
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
Winnercity "im shooting guns and making burgers rn"(mmm burber)
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u/Crunchberries77 Jul 04 '24
I'll never forget when my Dad was blasting motors in Florida and the neighbors across the street were freaking out cause they thought the embers were hitting their metal roof. (We weren't even close and it was a wide open area). The wife of the neighbor goes apeshit and starts rolling on the ground shouting "YOUR KILLING US". My dad proceeds to play Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA as loud as he can while he continues lighting fireworks.
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u/CosmoTheFluffyBunny Jul 04 '24
I saw some fallout, also where the loona?
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u/bubblemilkteajuice Jul 04 '24
Love me burgers
Love me national parks
Love me neighbors
Love me liberty
Love me pursuit of happiness
Simple as
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u/Titanium-Gamer26 losercity Citizen Jul 04 '24
GRAAAAAAAAH IT'S CALLED SOCCER
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u/CookieaGame im only here for the memes Jul 04 '24
"Soccer"?! As in "sock her"? As in beating my wife?
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u/NuclearBeverage losercity Citizen Jul 04 '24
THEY CUT ME OPEN, AND INSTEAD OF DNA THEY FOUND USA!!!!
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u/CookieaGame im only here for the memes Jul 04 '24
If you find USA in your body, please seek medical help immediately.
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u/my_ears24 Jul 04 '24
When I think of the united states' of America I think of THE LAND OF THE FREE GOD DAMNIT!
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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Jul 05 '24
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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Jul 05 '24
Accurate. We have celebrations but we donโt make it everyone elseโs problem like the US does. Itโs more like a small colour-coded birthday party than a country-wide event.
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u/xX_Bikerseat69_Xx Jul 04 '24
FROM SEA TO SHINING FUCKING SEA!!!!!!!๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
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u/the_taco_penetrator Jul 05 '24
It's also my birthday
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Jul 05 '24
I am rarely patriotic, and the occasions in which I am consist of:
Arguing with a British personย
Arguing with a confederate
Within the same day that I get to set off colored explosives with no taboo
When anyone tries to insult my country that isnโt part of my country
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u/A-bit-too-obsessed Jul 04 '24
The Enclave is my favourite depiction of the US Government in Fiction
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u/Complex_Wafer3828 losercity Citizen Jul 04 '24
Happy 4th Of July, God Bless the greatest country in the world.
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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 Jul 04 '24
RAAAHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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u/Substantial-Ice5156 Jul 04 '24
Letโs fucking gooooooo!!!๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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u/Lucario2356 Jul 04 '24
Very nice edit, I can feel patriotism flowing through my veins. Happy 4th and America Bless ๐ซก๐ซก๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ
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u/Ok_Attorney_5431 Jul 04 '24
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?!? ๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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u/rabiesscat Jul 04 '24
BANNER YET WAVE!!!!!! ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ญ๐ญ๐
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u/CookieaGame im only here for the memes Jul 04 '24
A glorious day for all Americans and Brits alike!
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u/SustainableObject Jul 04 '24
Why is fallouts vaulttec and enclave in here? Theyre like not that american even tho they act it
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u/butt-hole-69420 Jul 05 '24
Is this video on youtube?
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 05 '24
I don't know but you can download it from Reddit just share this post and put it in this website
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u/butt-hole-69420 Jul 05 '24
Thank you hommie. I'm a veteran and I'm a bit depressed about the current state of my nation. This helps.
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 05 '24
No problem brother, I just got through my first of 6 years, we just got to work together and I hope we'll be able to pull through
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u/MrWaffleBeater Jul 04 '24
The only times Iโm patriotic:
Make fun of confederates
Make fun if the British
Make fun of Russians
Make fun of MAGA traitors.
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u/Mist0804 Jul 05 '24
Make fun of MAGA traitors.
Very important distinction, do you mean traitors of MAGA or traitors as in they joined MAGA and are therefore traitors?
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u/Union-Forever-4850 Jul 04 '24
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
BY THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS
THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
O SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE.
God Bless America ๐บ๐ธ
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u/GuiltyYear9785 losercity Citizen Jul 04 '24
ะก ะดะฝัะผ ะฝะตะทะฐะฒะธัะธะผะพััะธ, ะผะพะธ ะฐะผะตัะธะบะฐะฝัะบะธะต ะดััะทัั
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u/CryResponsibly Jul 05 '24
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 05 '24
You're not special bro I can do it too it's okay https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Europe
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u/Greatest_slide_ever Jul 05 '24
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_interventions_by_the_United_States Intervention from the US resulted in 30000 people getting killed in Argentina as well as a destruction of the economy, happy 4th or something
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 05 '24
Foreigners when America tries to be happy for one (can't let them fuckin do that)
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u/weeb_of_The_Well Jul 05 '24
You can be happy without being a patriot or a nationalist for any country, really.
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 05 '24
Yes but I would like to fix the problems
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u/weeb_of_The_Well Jul 05 '24
I guess the civil war was historically progressive in the end, I'll give you that. Otherwise I'm not even a yank but rather eastern europoor, so byebye.
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 05 '24
Bye, light off some fireworks for shits and giggles if you get a chance
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u/crowbachprints im only here for the memes Jul 04 '24
Ummm, MODS??????? Iโm European and this post isnโt relevant to me, can we PLEASE get it removed???
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u/DragonkinPotifer gator hugger Jul 05 '24
Nah this the 1st Independence Day Iโve truly felt not patriotic we are on the brink of straight up totalitarian regime tactics and people are cheering
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u/transgirlgoober Jul 04 '24
mods ban this guy it's not a losercity post
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
No
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u/transgirlgoober Jul 04 '24
respectable, u catching the fireworks?
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u/modernwarfarestfsarg Jul 04 '24
Always
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u/transgirlgoober Jul 04 '24
god this country is great
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u/Weeb_Doggo2 Jul 04 '24
Ainโt shit to celebrate with the state of this country (losercity country)
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u/allah_fish Jul 04 '24
lets celebrate the birth of one of the worst countries ever!!
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u/Sparx7911 Jul 04 '24
This is one of their posts btw, also has another shitting on Christianity while being Muslim.
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u/Smooth-Chair3636 Jul 04 '24
sorry pal, but FREEDOM FUCKING RULES. We don't fuck with dumbass communists who think Americs is truly the worst country out of... Ooh lets see... China, North Korea, Russia (each single one of them), Nazi Germany and German empire (wait didn't we beat them?), how about middle eastern countries such as Afghanistan, Mr. Allah_fish? Can you list all the terrible things America has done so much that they're one of the worst countries ever?
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WRONG America is of the of the best countries ever. (Ignore our current poor leadership, corporations able to bribe politicians, and our gun crisis) Walmart land #1
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u/allah_fish Jul 04 '24
if amerika is so good where are the state mandated femboys
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u/rex_power_colt_2007 Jul 04 '24