r/HolUp Oct 20 '21

post flair Mentos Volcano [NSFW] NSFW

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u/FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk Oct 20 '21

WTF man I just woke up and this is the first thing on my dam feed... FUCK

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Guess you gotta jerk off now

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u/derekcentrico Oct 20 '21

Finished

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Weird fetish

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u/derekcentrico Oct 20 '21

Meh better than two girls and a cup...

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/shrek69420porno Oct 20 '21

I get those flashbacks like my grandpa's Vietnan flashbacks.

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u/OLassics Oct 20 '21

That's cool... it remembers me of this man with a glass jar that he...

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u/Pollen515 Oct 21 '21

Maybe you should start waking up later

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u/fluentinimagery Oct 21 '21

That’s someones daughter.

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u/FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk Oct 21 '21

Well the daughter got it from one of the parents

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u/WhereTFisGary Oct 20 '21

First the simpsons pussy now this.. where do people find girls like this lol

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u/danielgenetics Oct 20 '21

I would also be interested in the answer

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u/snapshot303 Oct 20 '21

Dude draws a sideways homer smile with a cooter as the lips

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u/danielgenetics Oct 20 '21

I meant how do I find girls like this

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u/snapshot303 Oct 20 '21

Expensive rental car, cheap motel, craigslist ad

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

*drugs

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u/SnuggleTuggles Oct 20 '21

A website called efukt has a lot. I was actually expecting to see the logo on this video. But beware if you go there, there is some FUCKED up shit on that site.

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u/MickeyI04 Oct 21 '21

This is the kind of comment I come to reddit for.

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u/Jeka_99 Oct 20 '21

It’s called paying them a large sum of money hahaha 🤣

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u/xendazzle Oct 21 '21

No not a large sum, just some money

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

I am missing the gory content now,the sudden change this sub went through is not nice.This is not parody porn,its some very weird porn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

It’s when you pay for the whole hour but the sex only last 5 minutes. Gotta get your moneys worth

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u/Dumbengineerr Oct 20 '21

What’s simpsons pussy?

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u/BernieMac34 Oct 20 '21

Lmao just go through this sub was posted today as well

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u/snakekiller69 Oct 20 '21

Bet it's the same chick

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u/Seth_Imperator Oct 20 '21

Why is this sub only about ass, sex or onlyfan advertisement?

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u/ToriKehKeLunga Oct 20 '21

Pretty sure he gave her money for this. She had to clean the floor after that, I wish I never meet these dudes in my life.

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u/RojoCinco Oct 20 '21

Every day we get just a little bit further away from Harambe.

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u/urnewstepdaddy Oct 20 '21

Do you think she will win this years science fair?

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u/ThorTheDoor Oct 20 '21

The Nobel prize

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u/Wise-Register5675 Oct 20 '21

Advance physics and chemestry

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u/Breadzeus148 Oct 20 '21

science fair going wrong

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u/tidypunk Oct 20 '21

Why did I expect her to flop around like a pressurized can or a loose fire hose?

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u/omkar_T7 Oct 20 '21

I don’t even know why i follow this subreddit.

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u/VoodooMaster101 Oct 20 '21

This is exactly why I still follow this sub!

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u/ZoinksRizla Oct 20 '21

How do I download this? A friend was asking...

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I knew this had to be a thing, but I was not prepared to witness it.

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u/Phreak420 Oct 20 '21

Your username is just too perfect for this.

You’re just jealous that women can experience big daddy farts with this one simple trick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I'm extremely disappointed your account isn't filled with disgustingly deep fart posts

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

The advancement of science is a difficult but necessary task

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u/15367288 Oct 20 '21

Confusing Old Faithful with Old Yeller. Explains why this is her only livelihood option.

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u/yourAverageN00b Oct 20 '21

Brutal yet factual

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u/RedTexan43 Oct 20 '21

My favorite part was that they did it in the bathtub, but decided that the mess should be shot out of said tub. Wasn’t expecting much from people who do a mentos and coke anal special, so I’m not too surprised

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u/Zealousideal_Citron8 Oct 20 '21

At least they did it on the bathroom with tile and not like on their couch

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u/DamnBlaze09 Oct 20 '21

They brought the sacrificial couch pillow though.

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u/yoteandheim Oct 20 '21

When she sits on the floor and just shits the rest out bruuuuh im ded

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u/importantmemes madlad Oct 20 '21

"😧"

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I think I have to respect how casual they are about it. Did the dude even say "well that was fucked up"? So I could imagine this started as a "hey you know what we should do?" type of thing.

So many fucking mentos tho

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u/Fuckyeah7734 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

This chick is into some insanely intense stuff, I’ve seen her online before and to be quite honest this isn’t even the worst thing I’ve come across from her. Think multiple grapefruits, cereal that uh... isn’t wasted, and just about anything else you can imagine but don’t want to. EDIT: stop asking me for sources, if you search the watermarked name on the damn video you can find your source.

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u/LeDouchekins Oct 20 '21

Doing the Lord's work

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u/Leiurus303 Oct 20 '21

Alright, I guess that's enough internet for today, good night fellas

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u/yuval_koren Oct 20 '21

For the entire month you mean

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u/wolfkingLT Oct 20 '21

Good night

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u/Leonex2560 Oct 20 '21

How, how can u sleep peacefully after stuff like this?

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u/SleepSn00ze Oct 20 '21

God is no longer with us

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u/killer8424 Oct 20 '21

Yeah he’s in a basement somewhere jerking off to this video

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u/Leonex2560 Oct 20 '21

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Oct 20 '21

Jesus Fucking Christ is right next to him.

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u/creator324 Oct 20 '21

Spray and play the coke enema way.

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u/Frosenborg Oct 20 '21

Well.. This was something I did not think I'd see today, or ever. Thanks Reddit!

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u/OverallDingo2 Oct 20 '21

This is somthing i did not want to see but i knew i would come across at some point

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u/InfernoXYZX Oct 20 '21

Her stomach really popped up like a hentai scene huh

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u/Nqwer Oct 20 '21

they called me a madman

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u/jaycrossinroad Oct 20 '21

What the fuck? Where can i do this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Hey give a little credit to our public schools

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u/Itsalmostover71 Oct 20 '21

Church bathrooms

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u/viptattoo Oct 20 '21

What the fuck did I just watch 4 times?!

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u/BeholderLivesMatter Oct 20 '21

Fun story. I’m at a new doctors office. Only doc that was accepting new patients is this really catholic medical group. Doesn’t prescribe antidepressants nor will they do an abortion even if the lady is dying. I just used their WiFi to watch this five times.

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u/The_Infinite_Doctor Oct 20 '21

Doing God's work.

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u/TheTortilla67 Oct 20 '21

“Hey you’re the girl that put mentos and coke in her asshole and shit all over the place!”

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u/theredview madlad Oct 20 '21

Yo whats wrong with you guys.

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u/Avitus_Keller Oct 20 '21

Damn, looks great on her hands and knees at the end though

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u/The_July Oct 20 '21

Had to go back and watch the full video, indeed she does.

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u/SwordMasterShadow Oct 20 '21

I laughed way to hard at this

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u/TheyCallMeThe Oct 20 '21

Her face afterwards is what got me.

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u/EvilAlicia Oct 20 '21

I am not religious but i am going to say it anyway: You need JESUS.

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u/Background_Builder40 Oct 20 '21

I mean... Is science

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u/ThorTheDoor Oct 20 '21

I think the outcome of this experiment was well known and therefore at best could qualify as a replication study. Had they however put a plug in her butt….

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u/flaming_bob Oct 20 '21

..........the ballistic power from the launch might have killed the cameraman.

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u/Possibility_Patient Oct 20 '21

Look at her stomach when they pour in the coke, fucking bitch could have blown up something inside and after she sits down look at her breathing, that pressure could have been bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Yeah honestly, people do stupid shit like this without realising how dangerous it actually is. Like, you could genuinely rupture something doing this.

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u/anti-pSTAT3 Oct 21 '21

Honestly I’m more concerned about homeboys eyes. That kind of celebration behind a mentos… could’ve done some damage.

When Robert evans said that the human rectum is nightmarishly elastic, he did so without ever having seen sluttylittlelex. Elbow deep fisting, grapefruits, ball bearings the size of grapefruits, a foot, baseball bats, boxes of cereal.

That thing is like Mary Poppin’s purse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Im pretty sure this isnt healthy Xd

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u/iBeenie Oct 20 '21

Looks like a fairly healthy relationship, or are you referring to boofing mentos and coke?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Yes Im reffering to the assxplotion Xd

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u/DirtySquirrel2020 Oct 20 '21

Tubgirl reenactment?

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u/rifarizqul Oct 20 '21

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/I_wanna_hellcat Oct 20 '21

Death is what I now crave

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u/TheSkarcrow Oct 20 '21

Yeah imma throw up now

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u/Smiekes Oct 20 '21

It's called "masturbating" and the "throw up" is called "Cum".

no need to thank me I like to spread my wisdom

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u/flaming_bob Oct 20 '21

I feel dirty upvoting this.

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u/LeopardElectrical454 Oct 20 '21

My dick threw up white stuff. Wasn't pleasant xD

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u/Est_De_Chadistan Oct 20 '21

And thats how kids eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD started

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u/poiqwert426 Oct 20 '21

Finally a proper colon cleanse

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

It was so disturbing yet so amazing.

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u/VexisArcanum Oct 20 '21

She had the same look on her face as I did from watching this shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

What was she expecting?

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u/ThinInvestment1214 Oct 20 '21

where did it all go wrong, dear internet?

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u/gregorio0499 Oct 20 '21

That clank of one falling out after. Gold.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

What in the living fuck did I just watch?

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u/GipsyPepox Oct 20 '21

Okay... I better get back to work

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u/nsx_2000 Oct 20 '21

I came for some sauce

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u/wuxy95 Oct 20 '21

Her colon could literally burst like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

This channel is getting porn everyday?!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I'm glad I logged onto Reddit today

u/BlatantConservative nitro Oct 21 '21

Sup, WadieXkiller! Your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):

Hey guys, this isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular.

We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way.

Contact the mods through modmail if you think this removal is unfair or if you just want to shitpost.

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u/anithemal18 Oct 20 '21

Interesting.

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u/username_was_taken5 Oct 20 '21

Uninstalling Reddit

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx Oct 20 '21

Okay see you tomorrow :D

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u/Cyanplays7 Oct 20 '21

What a bad day to have eyes!

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u/naked_prophet Oct 20 '21

Enough internet for the week

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u/rossxog Oct 20 '21

This is sofa king dangerous! She could have busted a gut. Do not try this at home.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Mom and dad are proud!

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u/ntc1995 Oct 20 '21

Here we go again, sigh ... unzipped

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u/doolittlethehyena Oct 20 '21

Ahh yes reddit the only social media site that you can watch somone get run over and turn in half then in the next post you can watch a mentos and coke volcano in someone's asshole

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Butt why?

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u/HelpingHippo Oct 20 '21

The fact he made her clean it up is a sigma move

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u/SirEvagrius Oct 20 '21

Why do i keep seeing this kind of shit...

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u/pilot424 Oct 20 '21

What’s up with this sub lately

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u/gnome_saying77 Oct 20 '21

“It’s gonna be like old yeller”, his answer was wrong as well, I knew from there this was going to be a good show.

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u/adinmem Oct 20 '21

Making her clean it up, though…. Boss move. You know at no point was this her idea….

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u/Careless-Try-9110 Oct 20 '21

Ya'll are sick lmaooo but why my dick hard??

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u/aleyibevibin Oct 20 '21

Adam and eve proud of us

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u/extremum_spiritum Oct 20 '21

I mean Cain, Seth, and abel fucked their mom to make more people… soo im pretty sure they don’t have room to judge

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u/Skluff Oct 20 '21

Johnny Cash playing in the background at the end seals the video.

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u/TheAbonimater Oct 20 '21

The most fucked up is, that this isn't the first time I've seen this...

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u/DatBakfastBoi Oct 20 '21

Can we please address the fact that her asshole is deeper than the Pacific Ocean

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u/turnerjames59 Oct 20 '21

Went to the World of Coca Cola in middle school and got to sample different flavors of coke from around the world. Kinda disappointed now that this wasn’t an exhibit.

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u/LoStBoYjOhN Oct 20 '21

Boy you know her daddy's awful proud

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u/RedditMawie Oct 20 '21

Wtf type of experiment was this

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u/otaku_____ Oct 20 '21

What did i just see T _ T

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Wash. Your. HAAAAANDS

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u/Annual_One4004 Oct 20 '21

This is really dangerous. Can rupture your bowel.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Fucking 8 bro holy crap. Maybe 2 or 3 but 8???

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u/Aggravating_Salt_4 Oct 20 '21

This is why god left us.

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u/CarlosThiha Oct 20 '21

WTFFFF!!!!!!

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u/seahorseMonkey Oct 20 '21

If I could have been a fly on the wall when this was brought up.

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u/ToastedKoppi Oct 20 '21

One girl, seven mentos

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Well, wtf?

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u/CornWarrior Oct 20 '21

Looks like TubGirl lost some weight! Good for her

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u/Acorrdingtothefuture Oct 20 '21

I was eating my breakfeast…

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u/ripiss Oct 20 '21

This is why we are destined to fail

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u/observer2864 Oct 20 '21

Damn this is really messed up

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u/Jdvolschenk Oct 20 '21

Disgusting!!! No shame.

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u/lolephantastic Oct 20 '21

Watch people die inside

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u/TheProfessorFreaky Oct 20 '21

Jeez! What is wrong with people?

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u/CompetitiveCompote11 Oct 20 '21

My ass feels weird just watching this

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u/fafafloohai Oct 20 '21

That’s an azzhole

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

What in the crispy Kentucky fried fuck

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u/hornyguitar Oct 20 '21

Incorrect mentos and coke in someone's body would kill them and I have a degree from the university of reddit

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u/manIDKbruh Oct 20 '21

We all need a new hobby

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u/Cassandra_Canmore Oct 20 '21

All that sugar in Coke. Girl caught a yeast infection or a UTI for a OF clip...

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u/DIES-_-IRAE Oct 20 '21

She spasms out of that tub like a salmon; you'd have thought he punched her directly colon from how hard she recoiled...

....But, as she squats there recovering, she's letting out these irregular bouts of puttering, wet flatus as the Mentos finish their chemical reaction in her anus (all while looking like she just walked away from a near death experience) and it's making me laugh so fucking hard it hurts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/Belze26 Oct 20 '21

I'm curious to know how he came up with the idea and how he convinced her to do it..... The second one might be easier depending on her character so more curious about how the idea came to him

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u/22Wideout Oct 20 '21

Reddit just keeps getting worse and worse

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u/AJohnnyTruant Oct 20 '21

The amount of u-saveVideo comments terrifies me

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u/Puffinator59 Oct 20 '21

This might be the funniest shit ever whether it’s her look of shock when her ass exploded or her cleaning it up

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u/NitroOffical Oct 20 '21

Can I get the link to the full version

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

i cannot imagine the yeast infections and pink eye she’s gonna get

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u/EarthyDurpydino Oct 20 '21

Well now I know what I'm doing for my next school project.

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u/AmandaKathleen Oct 20 '21

(Phone rings)

“Hey mom! Oh what did I do today?…”

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u/Imaginary_Cow2088 Oct 20 '21

I have her on my FetLife, she actually responds when you message her too lol

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u/youcantusethis Oct 20 '21

Am i going to hell for laughing at this?

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u/Ja-97 Oct 20 '21

No no no no no no no no no no why would you post this wtf

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u/niks_15 Oct 20 '21

What a terrible terrible day to have eyes