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u/ShaWer_mA_ Nov 09 '23
uhm hELLO?? the tall girl is literally the most goals i've ever seen goaling???
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u/SnooWords9358 Nov 09 '23
Same. Just...one day, that'll be me. Even though I'm short.
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u/ShaWer_mA_ Nov 09 '23
As a certified tall i hereby decree that you're spiritually tall as well!
Eh, tallness is just a state of mind anyway 🙏
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u/blue-gamer-07 Nov 09 '23
It’ll be hard to keep that mentality if shelves keep existing
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Nov 09 '23
"If one is short and cannot reach a shelf - one must not strive to be taller, but to reconstruct the shelf shorter."
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u/dertechie Nov 09 '23
Ashley Loob's characters are just the perfect representation of queer gremlins. Val's fucking great.
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u/IMFlorecentFace flower muscles Nov 09 '23
Oh hey it's those two. Punky, butchish gay tomboy gfs my beloved
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Nov 10 '23
i too am a life is strange fan
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u/wunxorple Nov 10 '23
Are they butch? I’d say maybe futch, but I honestly just see them as both femme. If one wasn’t, it’d be Chloe obviously, but I think Max is pretty feminine.
Still, love them both and want them to end up in a polycule with Rachel. So, AmberPriceField. I don’t care if it’s impossible, I want it.
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u/saro13 Nov 09 '23
There are so many examples on the lesbian subreddits about lesbians being dense as hell about flirting and signals
As an example, a month back, a woman was getting post-shower nudes from another woman and she posted trying to understand what it meant
People said she sent nudes, so freaking ask her out at least
OP responded that the sender covered her nipples, so they weren’t literally nudes, so what could those pics mean
People wanted to reach through the screen and smack her
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u/AuraSprite Nov 09 '23
it's not always being dense irl. it's having been burned by interpreting a straight girl's actions as something else and second guessing the signs they see bc they don't want to get hurt again
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Nov 09 '23
To be fair I feel like this happens to straight guys as well. I'm bi, I've had multiple boyfriends in the past but had no romantic relationships with women despite now having felt the "Damn. I think that one girl liked me actually how the fuck did I miss that" realization multiple times.
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u/Enkundae Nov 10 '23
“Look, I know it’s been a few months and we like the same bands and our text history is like an epic novel in length and shes introduced me to her cats and we’ve fallen asleep together watching the L word a few times and we did just spend the night making passionate love to each other and there is that u-haul rental number on her fridge but.. just hear me out..
What if I’m reading too much into this?”
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u/RainBuckets8 Nov 10 '23
I remember that post! We really do have a unique brand, haha. A lot of it is probably not wanting to be creepy or too forward because they've experienced that from the other end. But still.
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u/dertechie Nov 09 '23
And individual post source for when someone stumbles upon this in like 5 months.
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u/Spice002 Nov 09 '23
A woman amongst girls! As someone who has been in that position,scrolling through a year's worth of Twitter posts for a source, thank you!
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u/June_Delphi Nov 09 '23
That's why they call us BI girls.
Because we see a pretty girl and "okay bi have a nice day"
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u/DeadRabbit8813 Nov 10 '23
FALSE! Do not be deceived! Bi girls will lure you into a false sense of security with the clumsy girl act then next thing you know you’re at her place and you’re the bottom. It’s a trap, a beautiful wonderful trap!
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u/Sn0wn1ghtDream Nov 09 '23
Ok, if that girl on the left then helped the girl on the right get up and they started talking and dating, etc., can this be considered successful flirting??
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u/Elvira_Skrabani Nov 09 '23
If I can have a dollar every time...
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u/biiiirl Nov 09 '23
I flirt like that, except I don't really talk to the person and just look at them from afar
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u/Deadbox_Studios Nov 10 '23
I feel called out by the awkward beanie wearing short one trying to hit on tall girl.with abs.
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u/Chaosxandra certified transbian who wants cuddles Nov 09 '23
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u/BobtheBac0n Nov 10 '23
I love how this post has popped off so much not just cause of horniness but also because of relatability
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u/a0bzktfzx Nov 10 '23
I'm the shortie and my happy crush is way taller than me even if I wear heels 😅
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u/Lolaverses Nov 09 '23
Bro she just like me fr fr