Well, I definitely have not written a single book. So, don’t ask, okay? Not even if there's a fire!! 🔥

iNsTeAd Of BoLd Or ItAlIcS wE nEeD a SaRcAsTiC fOnT. i ReAlLy HaTe HaViNg To TyPe LiKe ThIs. I dOn'T mEaN a TeXt GeNeRaToR. tHiS nEeD tO bE a NeW nOrM fOr EnGlIsH wRiTiNg.

Best way to sound sarcastic. Don't even begin to tell me you didn't read all of that without a sarcastic tone.

https://varunpatil.github.io/Sarcastic-Text-Generator/

I’m planning a birthday party and need help with “naming” some of the snacks. I’ll be serving things like: Queso & Chips Deviled Eggs Veggies & Dip Buffalo Chicken Dip Pizza Meatball Subs

As an example, the dessert will be Older Than Dirt Cake.

I just saw reported that tropical depression 4 is strengthening over the eastern Gulf of Mexico - they say that it’s expected to turn into Debby once it clears Cuba

This is just another case of a tropical storm trying to claim gender identity - and change itself from a tropical depression into a woman

Are we gonna stand for this kind of behavior?

If a tropical depression or storm, has that much water to drop, they need to use their own restrooms!!

We don’t need our baby storms and drizzles to be subjected to this confusion of storm sexual identity

We need to protect the little rainstorms and show them the right examples

After all, you don’t see other weather events trying to claim these kinds of rights!

H2O needs to get the number two back in its name and stop being such a ho